I’ve been in the hobby for a while but most of all the fun has always taken place in the bedroom.  I’ve always had the fantasy of taking the gun to some place more interesting like bip room of s strip club, theater, hike on a nature trail.  Anyone have any fun experiences outside the bedroom?

Had a girl give me a BJ while she was taking a shit..lol…Swear to God!!

Didn't know you could splooge and shit at the same time, but then again, I  have no experience in that arena.  lol

in Miami pretty much all the dancers will fuck in the private rooms. I'm not a huge fan tho, too noisy, and it never feels private.

One gal was over at the house, and saw the nice lush lawn.    She said she was a "nature gal", so she suggested we do in right on the lawn, and we did.    

attracts "ants and other bugs," you best skip the DATY, my friend.

Things you dream of in the middle of the night don't count...LOL

his first post without yelling in all caps. LOL...

Did you introduce her to The Loch Ness Monster, that long neck is really something.    

When he says he had sex with a guy named Angus on a train in Scotland.

A few years ago, dated a civie who was a big squirter.  One evening we parked near the Jefferson Memorial and walked down to the Potomac River.  Found a quiet spot and laid a blanket down and fucked her real good while 50 yards away were two older men fishing.  She was wearing a nice summer dress and yes the blanket and dress were soaked with all the squirting... Good times!

BBJ, CIM @ 300 ft in a hot air balloon with 20 other balloons nearby

It was probably a sheep he fucked in the baggage car.  They sometimes move sheep in crates by rail in Scotland.  Not surprised he saw that as an opportunity for a secret seduction.  The empty car was not for romance, it was to insure no witnesses.  He's a baaaaaaad boy.   Lol

The first was on the sand at Rockaway Beach, NY. Under a blanket with some friends nearby.  Next was an upstate apple farm, in the orchard but being a weekday, the place was mostly empty.  
The last and best was on a Vermont ski trip on the side of one of the trails. Seeing as it was Winter, it was definitely a quickie!

that fly those hot air balloons gave blowjobs.  Good for you,   Lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2naTw9y7zsE

Frequented Massage Parlors near Mobile…encounters were actually on a docked vessel…if that counts!

She worked there and she occasionally did escort work too. The place was on a modified schedule due to Covid restrictions, she knew a time slot when no one else would be there, so we arranged to meet each other during that window of opportunity.

Details? Did you use any of the equipment?

BDSM dungeon.  She just told him it was a physical therapy clinic so he wouldn't freak out.  Of course, when she applied ball-stretcher, he became suspicious that there was something else afoot.

At a relative’s member-guest golf tournament! It was a Saturday night formal dinner dance, and my date had the hottest little black dress on! We could hear the live music playing just a sand wedge away!

On the balcony of a room at the Cosmopolitan while watching the fountains of the Bellagio!!!  We got a few cheers!!

In downtown Baltimore. She was a touring Angel and we developed a very close relationship. One date we were coming back from the bar in the Renaissance downtown and she stopped the elevator saying she couldn’t wait any longer.

Ah, Cabo. There was a strip club in Cabo called 20/20 back in the 90s and 2000s [I don't know if it's still there]. It had an upper level where you could get a private dance, bbbj and sometimes full service from the dancers. It wasn't the most romantic place fucking and sucking in a little draped cubicle, but the best part was after the encounter the guys hoped on a 2-story curved slide to get down to the main floor while whooping and hollering about just getting off. It was really a fun place.

...2am...warm Sept night...9th floor balcony...Ritz in Lisbon.......5am quiet beach side anal...Morritts Tortuga...east end Cayman's....

had no idea it was against the law, but I fucked a beautiful woman in the glass elevator of the largest hotel in Los Angeles.  Because we were drunk and it was 3:00am, we were warned by the hotel night manager but not arrested.   We were nearly arrested the next night fucking in the swimming pool and did not have drunkenness as an excuse.  The police came this time, but just escorted us to our room and said if they came back, we would spend the night in jail, so we did all of our fucking in our room after that.  

Sorry, but you set yourself up so beautifully I couldn't resist.

I'm not stupid enough to fuck in a glass elevator at the age of 63.  THAT'S a young man's game.  Lol

While having an affair with a civie, we rented a canoe and floated down the Wisconsin River.  To allow us some extra time before being picked up downstream, we told the operator that we planned to stop for lunch (and did have a picnic lunch basket with us).  We found a secluded place by the river, spread out our blanket and had lunch.  Then I had her for dessert.
OH, to be young again.

...You say you're "a big athletic guy..."   48" chest, 36" waist; a former "middle linebacker."
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/k-girl-113/im-a-big-athletic-guy-----15085?page=

knew who I was in my 20's.   I'm much more easily recognized now in SoCal.  It would be damaging to my career and my standing in my community to engage in a stunt like that.  You completely misunderstood my statement.  You should have known by the statement that I was not stupid enough to do at this point in my life.  Too much to lose.  You focus too much trying to find the "Gotcha", a common mistake among trolls.   Got desperation?  My offer of a few years ago for you to go a few rounds with me in the ring at the gym still stands if you doubt what kind of shape I'm in.  You don't need to restrict your sparing to verbal.  I've seen you at a meet and greet, so I know what kind of shape you're in.  Lol

Here's a "review" you wrote of you fucking while a crowd watched:
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/ter-general-board-12/25-years-ago-----916823?page=

This was in a hotel room, not a public place like an elevator. There is no way at night the people ten or twelve floors with below us could have identified us looking through tinted glass.  You just see the outline of the bodies that are backlit.  Risky?  Perhaps, but a great time all the same.  You draw too many conclusions and assumptions.  You think I'm shy about fucking in public.  Not necessarily, but I am shy about being identified as fucking in public.   You're from LA and if you knew who I was, you would understand the difference. If you could afford to stay at the Bonaventure, you would know the layout of the hotel and realize the limitations on identifying someone in this situation from the pool area.  

in the men's room of a hotel in Philly.

Years ago I had a 25' Hunter Sailboat.  I was having an affair so once in a while we would fuck on my boat.

With my girlfriend, so not in the hobby.  We were at a beautiful vantage point on a Caribbean island, and the only ones there… horizon was just starting to lighten… I was behind her hugging her and 1 thing led to another.. 30 seconds later she’s bent over resting her hands on a stone wall and I’m deep inside her.  After a mutual orgasm we quickly cleaned up and covered our privates up… not 2 minutes later a whole group of people arrived.  We almost fell down laughing.

One was with a girlfriend at a company I worked with for 16 years we went in on a Sunday and we ended up doing it on the conference room table with all the shades open.

Took my wife to Desire in Mexico and did it at the Jacuzzi beds during evening cocktail hour while others watched.  Also rented a room at The Rooftop hotel in Florida and had the curtain open so others could watch.

My girlfriend and I sucked our boyfriends dick and snowballed the cum next to Jim Morrison’s grave at the Cimetière du Père Lachaise in Paris.  We did not spit on Jim’s grave, we swallowed every drop 😏

Great post!
I'm curious to know how many other people would be able to read this, and know what you're talking about,without using Google.

how many other people believe his bullshit, or is it just you?  He has already been discredited six ways from Sunday.  

I was joking with my cosmo casino host that it was obvious the  patios were designed for that.

DATY while she layed on the seedoo. I was standing in knee deep water. Broad daylight in a lagoon on Lake Mojave. Could heare other jet skiis driving by.

Hatari! (starring John Wayne) was filmed at Ngorongoro in Tanzania in 1962. (The Serengeti is northwest and adjacent to Ngorongoro.)