At a relative’s member-guest golf tournament! It was a Saturday night formal dinner dance, and my date had the hottest little black dress on! We could hear the live music playing just a sand wedge away!
I’ve been in the hobby for a while but most of all the fun has always taken place in the bedroom. I’ve always had the fantasy of taking the gun to some place more interesting like bip room of s strip club, theater, hike on a nature trail. Anyone have any fun experiences outside the bedroom?
Had a girl give me a BJ while she was taking a shit..lol…Swear to God!!
Didn't know you could splooge and shit at the same time, but then again, I have no experience in that arena. lol
in Miami pretty much all the dancers will fuck in the private rooms. I'm not a huge fan tho, too noisy, and it never feels private.
My hottest place was with a civvie. I was on vacation in Portugal, met a chick in a club and we went to the beach. There was a light on the beach illuminating the rock/cliff face and I did her doggy in front of that light so our shadows were broadcast onto the rock face. The club had a patio and people noticed and were shouting and clapping. Ahh to be in my 20s again...
One gal was over at the house, and saw the nice lush lawn. She said she was a "nature gal", so she suggested we do in right on the lawn, and we did.
It was fun, and the area is secluded. I worried about ants and other bugs, but that was no problem.
The only fallout came a week later when a gal wanted to know why my ass was all green.
attracts "ants and other bugs," you best skip the DATY, my friend.
A few years ago, dated a civie who was a big squirter. One evening we parked near the Jefferson Memorial and walked down to the Potomac River. Found a quiet spot and laid a blanket down and fucked her real good while 50 yards away were two older men fishing. She was wearing a nice summer dress and yes the blanket and dress were soaked with all the squirting... Good times!
BBJ, CIM @ 300 ft in a hot air balloon with 20 other balloons nearby
that fly those hot air balloons gave blowjobs. Good for you, Lol
The first was on the sand at Rockaway Beach, NY. Under a blanket with some friends nearby. Next was an upstate apple farm, in the orchard but being a weekday, the place was mostly empty.
The last and best was on a Vermont ski trip on the side of one of the trails. Seeing as it was Winter, it was definitely a quickie!
Frequented Massage Parlors near Mobile…encounters were actually on a docked vessel…if that counts!
She worked there and she occasionally did escort work too. The place was on a modified schedule due to Covid restrictions, she knew a time slot when no one else would be there, so we arranged to meet each other during that window of opportunity.
Details? Did you use any of the equipment?
BDSM dungeon. She just told him it was a physical therapy clinic so he wouldn't freak out. Of course, when she applied ball-stretcher, he became suspicious that there was something else afoot.
Details? Did you use any of the equipment?
At a relative’s member-guest golf tournament! It was a Saturday night formal dinner dance, and my date had the hottest little black dress on! We could hear the live music playing just a sand wedge away!
On the balcony of a room at the Cosmopolitan while watching the fountains of the Bellagio!!! We got a few cheers!!
I was joking with my cosmo casino host that it was obvious the patios were designed for that.
In downtown Baltimore. She was a touring Angel and we developed a very close relationship. One date we were coming back from the bar in the Renaissance downtown and she stopped the elevator saying she couldn’t wait any longer.
30 minutes later the hotel staff got the elevator moving so we quickly reassembled ourselves and finished up in the room.
RIP Breanna
Ah, Cabo. There was a strip club in Cabo called 20/20 back in the 90s and 2000s [I don't know if it's still there]. It had an upper level where you could get a private dance, bbbj and sometimes full service from the dancers. It wasn't the most romantic place fucking and sucking in a little draped cubicle, but the best part was after the encounter the guys hoped on a 2-story curved slide to get down to the main floor while whooping and hollering about just getting off. It was really a fun place.
...2am...warm Sept night...9th floor balcony...Ritz in Lisbon.......5am quiet beach side anal...Morritts Tortuga...east end Cayman's....
had no idea it was against the law, but I fucked a beautiful woman in the glass elevator of the largest hotel in Los Angeles. Because we were drunk and it was 3:00am, we were warned by the hotel night manager but not arrested. We were nearly arrested the next night fucking in the swimming pool and did not have drunkenness as an excuse. The police came this time, but just escorted us to our room and said if they came back, we would spend the night in jail, so we did all of our fucking in our room after that.
Sorry, but you set yourself up so beautifully I couldn't resist.
I'm not stupid enough to fuck in a glass elevator at the age of 63. THAT'S a young man's game. Lol
...You say you're "a big athletic guy..." 48" chest, 36" waist; a former "middle linebacker."
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/k-girl-113/im-a-big-athletic-guy-----15085?page=
And you also claim that you "have been a weightlifter for over 40 years and competed for a while as an amateur..."
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/k-girl-113/your-experience-seems-----29523?page=
If anyone should be fucking in a glass elevator, it should be YOU...unless those other posts were BULLSHIT. Yeah, they were bullshit.
knew who I was in my 20's. I'm much more easily recognized now in SoCal. It would be damaging to my career and my standing in my community to engage in a stunt like that. You completely misunderstood my statement. You should have known by the statement that I was not stupid enough to do at this point in my life. Too much to lose. You focus too much trying to find the "Gotcha", a common mistake among trolls. Got desperation? My offer of a few years ago for you to go a few rounds with me in the ring at the gym still stands if you doubt what kind of shape I'm in. You don't need to restrict your sparing to verbal. I've seen you at a meet and greet, so I know what kind of shape you're in. Lol
Here's a "review" you wrote of you fucking while a crowd watched:
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/ter-general-board-12/25-years-ago-----916823?page=
Of course, this "review" is just as fake as all your other reviews.
CDL - TER's very own Walter Mitty. But while Walter Mitty only fantasized in his mind about his wild escapades, CDL not only fantasizes, he then posts his fantasies on a fuckboard...like anyone gives a shit.
This was in a hotel room, not a public place like an elevator. There is no way at night the people ten or twelve floors with below us could have identified us looking through tinted glass. You just see the outline of the bodies that are backlit. Risky? Perhaps, but a great time all the same. You draw too many conclusions and assumptions. You think I'm shy about fucking in public. Not necessarily, but I am shy about being identified as fucking in public. You're from LA and if you knew who I was, you would understand the difference. If you could afford to stay at the Bonaventure, you would know the layout of the hotel and realize the limitations on identifying someone in this situation from the pool area.
If no one gives a shit, why did I get 8 likes on the anecdote and you were impressed enough to remember it and find the link so others can enjoy it years later. Thanks for the walk down memory lane. Newer people would not have ever seen this but for your obsession with all things CDL. Got a life? Lol
While having an affair with a civie, we rented a canoe and floated down the Wisconsin River. To allow us some extra time before being picked up downstream, we told the operator that we planned to stop for lunch (and did have a picnic lunch basket with us). We found a secluded place by the river, spread out our blanket and had lunch. Then I had her for dessert.
OH, to be young again.
in the men's room of a hotel in Philly.
We were drinking at the lobby bar, and when I went up to order us another round she grabbed me from behind and dragged me into the hallway behind the bar and then into the men's room. We had a very hot little interlude there, before grabbing a bottle of wine and heading up to the room.
Years ago I had a 25' Hunter Sailboat. I was having an affair so once in a while we would fuck on my boat.
My favorite memory is when we sailed into a cove next to a marina. I dropped anchor then we went down below to fuck.
I flet the boat tugging at the anchor and I wanted the anchor to be set properly. Naked, I open the forward hatch to check things out. Soon I feel a mouth around my cock, as my lady friend began to blow me. I looked below and there she was, standing and sucking my cock (she was short).
One thing led to another and we fucked in the V birth/forward cabin area. Hunter 25's are small so at times it was a challenge, particularly during DATY.
The boat was not air conditioned so all the top hatches were open. When we came back on deck one dude was just staring at us. We were back in our swimsuits but he just kept staring so I pulled anchor and left.
On the way across to my slip, in the middle of the Patapsco River, she blew me again. Here I am, guiding the boat across an busy shipping channel heading into Baltimore, trying not to get hit, having my pole polished.
Once out of danger I let it go and came all over her face. A wonderful site.
I wanted to fuck her on deck at night but she could not get away from her husband.
As others have said, "Ah Youth", it occurred 33 years ago this month.
With my girlfriend, so not in the hobby. We were at a beautiful vantage point on a Caribbean island, and the only ones there… horizon was just starting to lighten… I was behind her hugging her and 1 thing led to another.. 30 seconds later she’s bent over resting her hands on a stone wall and I’m deep inside her. After a mutual orgasm we quickly cleaned up and covered our privates up… not 2 minutes later a whole group of people arrived. We almost fell down laughing.
One was with a girlfriend at a company I worked with for 16 years we went in on a Sunday and we ended up doing it on the conference room table with all the shades open.
Second time I was with another company and this time I went in with a pro on a Sunday, she was a real danger mouse and was way down for this. The conference room faced a very busy road and once again with the shades open.
Took my wife to Desire in Mexico and did it at the Jacuzzi beds during evening cocktail hour while others watched. Also rented a room at The Rooftop hotel in Florida and had the curtain open so others could watch.
Had a boat on a lake north of Atlanta and would go to a cove with my mistress and lay on the sun cushion and get it on. We'd go on the weekdays and fishermen would watch us and a regular guy to our cove would masturbate while watching us. He even encouraged my to whip her (which we usually did at her apartment) and take her ass after.
Took same mistress to Patos in Costa Rica. It was a large private home where anything goes. Did it at the pool, on the balcony and in the play room all while others watched.
Took her to the Bentley in Miami and they have inside balconies and before going to the beach one morning we did it on the balcony.
Only one provider has been receptive to semi public sex. It was on the 10th floor of a hotel and two office high rises were across the parking lot.
Now I get to relive the memories and doubt I'll be making any more. Now I just watch my wife with her lovers and enjoy the show.
My girlfriend and I sucked our boyfriends dick and snowballed the cum next to Jim Morrison’s grave at the Cimetière du Père Lachaise in Paris. We did not spit on Jim’s grave, we swallowed every drop 😏
DATY while she layed on the seedoo. I was standing in knee deep water. Broad daylight in a lagoon on Lake Mojave. Could heare other jet skiis driving by.