I've never encountered anything to make me run for the hills like some hobbyists. But some of my sessions have been soured (literally) by feminine hygiene problems. The following is an unscientific list of recurring themes I've noticed in problem sessions.

you can always collect coins and/or stamps..those are fun hobbies..

You should read a book or watch a video on feminine hygiene.  

Are we really going to call it hygiene?  Or tell it like it is and say "stinky nasty pussy"?

I never said I was only or even primarily talking about DATY, though I did mention tasting twice and I never taste the you-know-what opposite the Y. Hygiene is an all-over thing, from the hair on their head to their toes. It can become noticeable at all stages of interaction, from talking to intercourse.  

It's not "stinky nasty pussy," or not stinky nasty pussy alone, anyway. This thread is about general hygiene.

Pussy's fresh and tasty, does all that other stuff really matter?

We should call it her love hole.  Of course, as I said already. if it smells bad, then its a stinky, nasty pussy.  

....... if it's stinky and nasty it's a twat or a cunt.

nit-picking.  In my generation, a cunt or a twat was about attitude, not smell.  

I dunno. That's an attitude thing in my generation too. I don't think that's generational. I think that's one of those things that's true forever.

Yeah, you are probably right. i just wanted to be able to use the words twat and cunt on the board.
But, on the other hand, I can't bring myself to think of such a beautiful body part as a pussy is being called stinky. After Sean Connery said the words Pussy Galore, I just can't use the description stinky with it.

flatulent brother was actually called Stinky Galore.  A little known fact. . . . .  I think.  

I actually heard he was a bit of a cunt.

I'm not terribly picky, but I like fresh breath, clean hair, general cleanliness, and especially nothing wafting from the backside. I don't think I'm alone.

A lot of providers won't see a guy who seems hard to please.  A lot of guys like being the first customer of the day, and sometimes if they just woke up, messy hair and bad breath go with the territory, but on the other hand, you're getting a girl that is going to be rested and energetic. If you book a later appointment, you'll get fresh breath, hair and makeup perfect but maybe she's a little tired from the two or three guys she saw before you.  It sounds like you're not willing to compromise on ANYTHING.  

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I'll compromise, and like I said I'm not terribly picky. I'm not talking morning breath and bedhead. I'm talking about more serious stuff, short of totally turning me off.

another is providers versus civilians. I'm a lot more inclined to put up with all too human shortcomings if it's free. Paying for it invites a different standard. Same way, for instance, I have higher standards for a hotel room compared to crashing on a buddy's couch.  

It is where your baby batter goes...right?

Don't you mean PC pussies?

I walked in and out once due to this very issue. There was no way in hell that was happening.

I don't think there's any rhyme or reason (particularly speaking to your age point), I think it's just a matter of some people's ideas of cleanliness being different, as well as natural odor perhaps being stronger than others. And sounds like you weren't so lucky a couple of times! If she was rushing she may not have been able to clean herself as well as she normally would have.  

Then its about the "type" of women you are choosing.  Move upmarket a little bit and you'll find providers are more professional in how they approach preparing for a date with a customer.  

Periodic, I guess. It affects less than 10% of my sessions, certainly. I haven't done the math, but like I said it's not a great share of my overall sessions.  

are regarding the provider's life/habits. You touched on what a few of the issues could be but maybe it was innocent and the provider didn't know they had an odor? Like when someone has bad breath but they can't smell it/taste it themselves. Outside of that maybe their diet has changed or they are are taking certain medications. IDK. In any case, I'm sorry you had those experiences.

Okay.

In my humble opinion a provider should never ever see more than 3 clients a day when she is providing. I keep mine at one to two and take the longer booking hours.