A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?"
"I'm a prostitute," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken back and says, "No, No, No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that"
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a moment and the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?
"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
Oh great, now you've done it! You posted our secrets on a national board...we'll never again be able to call ourselves chicken farmers without raising IRS red flags.
I'm not a CPA but don't mess with the Feds re. failure to file your tax return. They got Al Capone for tax evasion, not for bootlegging, prostitution, bookmaking, etc.
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