A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that  she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says, "Before we begin,  I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your  occupation?"

"I'm a prostitute," she says.

The accountant is  somewhat taken back and says, "No, No, No, that won't work. Let's try to  rephrase that"

The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call  girl".

"No, that still won't work. Try again."

They both think  for a moment and the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."

The  accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a  prostitute?

"Well,  I raised a thousand little peckers last year."

"Chicken Farmer it  is."

I should be allowed to take my penis as a deduction because

Most of the time he is hanging around not doing anything.

sometimes he is hard up

On rare occasion he is in the hole

AND he has two dependents who are BOTH NUTS


Thank You
2008=27

-- Modified on 2/23/2008 6:11:17 PM

You weren't supposed to tell1

Oh great, now you've done it!  You posted our secrets on a national board...we'll never again be able to call ourselves chicken farmers without raising IRS red flags.

I'm not a CPA but don't mess with the Feds re. failure to file your tax return.  They got Al Capone for tax evasion, not for bootlegging, prostitution, bookmaking, etc.

the gals sinerely need and should file their taxes.  Uncle Sam doesn't care how you make it - he just wants his cut.

Yes I have my MBA in Accounting so I know of what I say.  It is much, much worse to have Uncle Sam on you than LE.  

But this was posted on a joke too dear.