There are several well known chicken chokers/strokers that can do the job when you are in town.

Spread the wealth!

Cant trust those commies with nothing !

(off to peel some potatoes and feed a bear)


Lina

feed a bare.

I get those dumb emails all the time. Occasionally respond with few choice words in good ole russian ... but only if bored out of my scull

"my name is Juliet,I am a beautiful young girl searching for real love and protection. I became interested in you after viewing your contact,if it will be kind of you contact me,Please you contact me"

If anyone interested I am sure she is the One

Lina

As for me, there's DEFINITELY some names on that list..LOL.

Unfortunately I can't mention any, even using an alias, as aliases mean nothing....even to the highest levels of this little clique of ours.

If I HAD to pick...I'd grab anyone who shares shit that they are privy to, that's supposed to be private, and passes it along to someone else just to gain favors or approval.

Since we are speaking in totally fantasy terms....I'd probably choke the shit out of them...right up until the moment they start to change colors and their eyes go from bugged out to glassy (that's the critical point of no return).
Then I'd release and take note of that first gasp as they regain oxygen and the brain begins to function again. A few more moments while they achieve complete composure...then repeat the process. Kind of like "lather, rinse, repeat". Continuing until I decide which direction it should eventually go....or I miscalculate.

But of course this is just fiction for fun, as is everything on this site.

Good post Phil...and Happy Holidays to everyone!!!!

(Wear your warm coats!)

This one had the potential to be popcorn material but everyone suddenly decided to get all PC. This thread is like a testimonial for reverse psychology.

Any other time the cyber cowboys come through pistol's blazin' even while you stare them down with the shiny red badge and the moderation handcuffs dangling from your fingertips. They'll piss on someone's shoes and dare them to wipe them off. Then you tell them to let the bullets fly and all they wanna do is hold hands and sing Christmas carols?

Where's Jack Schitt when you need him? Mac Daddy? The anti-mangina army? The white knight brigade?

I wanna choke the shit out of all of you, for not wanting to choke the shit out of someone else.

You know Prick, I don't always agree with what you say, but you never fail to get a laugh out of me while you say it!

Your career in writing awaits you! Kudos.

PS. If you really want me to, I will choke something for you. Who knows, you might even like it

As many of you know, I moderate a few other boards.  While doing so, I've noticed some interesting events.  The people of the Las Vegas board are fed up with ads and shills.  The Atlanta folks are mad that hookers need coats and the suggestion that guys should pony up the money for them.  The Russians keep posting spam here, but to be fair, I don't know that it's Lina's family, lol.  The Sports board is in mutiny over a zealot poster.

http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=113391&boardID=3&page=2

http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=159518&boardID=18&page=5

So, it seems that the holiday season adds more stress than joy.  Following that assumption to it's logical (if you have my mind) conclusion, which of your fellow users would you like to choke the living shit out of, and why?  Ground rules as follows:  aliases are allowed as always, but using one to bash someone may be grounds for flipping.

As an example:  alias "littlephilisafag" would probably not be cool to pick on my sexuality, whereas "imnotlittlephil" would be fine to say (on this thread at least) that they would like to choke the living shit out of me.

The coat thing is hilarious!!!

For the simple fact we were already starting shit? Do we get unmoderated until this weekend when I piss off a mod again? lol!!!

Fuckers

They are cute, friendly, cuddly and tame enough to sit on your lap.

They are very happy chickens who therefore lay the happiest of eggs!

Maybe make some green chile chicken enchiladas for dinner with one of their mom's?

After she dies of natural causes, of course!

Iknow and fuzzy are gone...

db911 no longer posts a zillion "this eros ad has fake pictures" threads each day

I can't remember the handle of the ass-hat that got bent when I called out the bimbo he he was shilling for (on the DC board), for using a fake photo...

The only truly annoying turd for me to pick on is that ass-hat hound_dog69, and even he is no longer a top 10 poster on almost all the boards... WTF is the world coming to?!

That's what happens when the shit hits the fan...
  oh yeah

The birds destined for food aren't pets, and they are deee-lishous!

Re: All of us girls here are farmers ... after all we do raise cocks eom

But how suck-sessful can you be by raising them, covering their heads up and then burying them as deeply as they will go?

Its like when we were a children and Mom and Dad mix a few highballs and dance the twist.

I was hoping for some fun but for the most part everybody was asleep.  Hopefully they were busy banging the hell out of some chippy.  Otherwise you fuckers are just boring.

... choking people and otherwise rendering physical harm (only to malefactors desperately deserving it!); I have found that warning them in advance of my intention of their impending doom tends to hamper my efforts. They hire bodyguards, start carrying guns, get jumpy and all kinds of stuff. That makes my job harder than it would otherwise be.

So I'm afraid I can't reveal who I would like to choke.

I am often tempted to choke the living shit out of the Martha Stewart of TER. Grows his own silicon to craft the microprocessors in his one-of-a-kind Supercomputer fueled by composted manure from his personally DNA-modified Superchickens he created in his spare time while simultaneously translating Nietzsche into Farsi, Tagalog and Esperanto just to take his mind off the hundreds of world-changing patents he has filed away in his secret laboratory. One wonders where he finds the time when he spends so many hours a day telling everyone on TER how much smarter he is than they are.

Guess I'm just jealous, or have a low tolerance for full-of-shit.

You know what? Real men don't whine about other posters on message boards continually.

The whole argument was a dead horse a long time ago.

I have the utmost contempt for Liorr/Rjai. Understanding, of course, that he is primo TER material due to his continued rising reviews, he isn't going anywhere. The incessant drivel that he is permitted has become more than 'special perks'.


littlephilisafag? IDK? LOL


The only other beef is with the F^%$&* lapdogs who follow providers around with their faces firmly planted up their asses. However, with a certain masseuse, I tend to fall there myself frequently. lol

I am actually tired of the term myself. I loved it when I first heard it, but it has been so overused I do find myself tired of it.

That said, we do have to call those spineless wimps with a surplus of estrogen running through their veins "something", any suggestions?