The coat thing is hilarious!!!

What about those of us that are moderated

For the simple fact we were already starting shit? Do we get unmoderated until this weekend when I piss off a mod again? lol!!!

Re: Damn, I told them to leave THIS board alone!

Cant trust those commies with nothing !

(off to peel some potatoes and feed a bear)


Lina

Ah yes....an EXCELLENT point, and post, indeed!!

As for me, there's DEFINITELY some names on that list..LOL.

Unfortunately I can't mention any, even using an alias, as aliases mean nothing....even to the highest levels of this little clique of ours.

If I HAD to pick...I'd grab anyone who shares shit that they are privy to, that's supposed to be private, and passes it along to someone else just to gain favors or approval.

Since we are speaking in totally fantasy terms....I'd probably choke the shit out of them...right up until the moment they start to change colors and their eyes go from bugged out to glassy (that's the critical point of no return).
Then I'd release and take note of that first gasp as they regain oxygen and the brain begins to function again. A few more moments while they achieve complete composure...then repeat the process. Kind of like "lather, rinse, repeat". Continuing until I decide which direction it should eventually go....or I miscalculate.

But of course this is just fiction for fun, as is everything on this site.

Good post Phil...and Happy Holidays to everyone!!!!

(Wear your warm coats!)

I'd love to, but the most annoying turds...

Iknow and fuzzy are gone...

db911 no longer posts a zillion "this eros ad has fake pictures" threads each day

I can't remember the handle of the ass-hat that got bent when I called out the bimbo he he was shilling for (on the DC board), for using a fake photo...

The only truly annoying turd for me to pick on is that ass-hat hound_dog69, and even he is no longer a top 10 poster on almost all the boards... WTF is the world coming to?!

when the shit hits the fan...

That's what happens when the shit hits the fan...
  oh yeah

This one had the potential to be popcorn material but everyone suddenly decided to get all PC. This thread is like a testimonial for reverse psychology.

Any other time the cyber cowboys come through pistol's blazin' even while you stare them down with the shiny red badge and the moderation handcuffs dangling from your fingertips. They'll piss on someone's shoes and dare them to wipe them off. Then you tell them to let the bullets fly and all they wanna do is hold hands and sing Christmas carols?

Where's Jack Schitt when you need him? Mac Daddy? The anti-mangina army? The white knight brigade?

I wanna choke the shit out of all of you, for not wanting to choke the shit out of someone else.

Its like when we were a children and Mom and Dad mix a few highballs and dance the twist.

Though I can be pretty good at ...

... choking people and otherwise rendering physical harm (only to malefactors desperately deserving it!); I have found that warning them in advance of my intention of their impending doom tends to hamper my efforts. They hire bodyguards, start carrying guns, get jumpy and all kinds of stuff. That makes my job harder than it would otherwise be.

So I'm afraid I can't reveal who I would like to choke.

I am often tempted to choke the living shit out of the Martha Stewart of TER. Grows his own silicon to craft the microprocessors in his one-of-a-kind Supercomputer fueled by composted manure from his personally DNA-modified Superchickens he created in his spare time while simultaneously translating Nietzsche into Farsi, Tagalog and Esperanto just to take his mind off the hundreds of world-changing patents he has filed away in his secret laboratory. One wonders where he finds the time when he spends so many hours a day telling everyone on TER how much smarter he is than they are.

Guess I'm just jealous, or have a low tolerance for full-of-shit.

You know what? Real men don't whine about other posters on message boards continually.

The whole argument was a dead horse a long time ago.

What a bunch of fucking lap dogs

I have the utmost contempt for Liorr/Rjai. Understanding, of course, that he is primo TER material due to his continued rising reviews, he isn't going anywhere. The incessant drivel that he is permitted has become more than 'special perks'.


littlephilisafag? IDK? LOL


The only other beef is with the F^%$&* lapdogs who follow providers around with their faces firmly planted up their asses. However, with a certain masseuse, I tend to fall there myself frequently. lol