I recently asked my wife of 16 years to try Russian style sex with my member thrust between her ample breast until completion.  What she said in response was too funny not to share:

"No way will I do that!  If you want that, you'll have to hire a hooker!"

Ha!  This seemed the perfect board to tell the tale.  I have never hobbied -- in fact, my wife and I were virgins when we married -- but this is the closest I have ever gotten to considering it.  Not that I will, but it did make me think about it!

And I was once lucky enough to have a girlfriend who loved getting a pearl necklace.

Those were the days....

--b.
 (In a nostalgic mood.)

..after she tells you three time to hire a hooker, she'll have no one to blame but herself!

Looks like a perfect set-up for russian to me, Brooke.  Thanks for the view.

Swim

"No way will I do that!  If you want that, you'll have to hire a hooker!"


...and she says that like it's a bad thing..  

Sounds like a perfect lead in....

Tell her that you now want that every weekend....

She has given me BBBJ with CIM so that's not an issue.  As for anal, that is something *I* refused to do.  So maybe I can swap with her.  I'll hire a male to do her that way if she'll hire a female to let me do Russian!

ask for more???  Are You Nuts?

Next thing you will tell us is you need a place to get rid of a few million as you are getting tired of finding places to put it...some guys...

You are the kinda guy who would complain if he got hung with a new rope!