Russian Style

I recently asked my wife of 16 years to try Russian style sex with my member thrust between her ample breast until completion.  What she said in response was too funny not to share:

"No way will I do that!  If you want that, you'll have to hire a hooker!"

Ha!  This seemed the perfect board to tell the tale.  I have never hobbied -- in fact, my wife and I were virgins when we married -- but this is the closest I have ever gotten to considering it.  Not that I will, but it did make me think about it!