And this is the first mistake made in nuru. Misreading the persons body you are massaging.
If so please leave description below. I bet many will get this wrong because they have not had a real one. But I am genuinely curious at how many have been lead astray or been had when told it’s a nuru.
I suggest you edit your post and paste the description into the body copy or as a link.
I believe she's quizzing the board to see who actually knows what nuru is.
Thanks for the clarification. I simply misread the OP.
This is incorrect.
Real nuru is a water based lubricant made from seaweed.
And what else? That is nuru gel which is only one component of a real authentic nuru.
that a reference to nuru should always refer to the substance made from seaweed, as opposed to any old lubricant.
If the reference is meant to be a shorthand for a nuru massage. then I supposed there can be many interpretations ranging from a traditional massage with or without any sexual component up to a full out body slide experience and then add any other extras that tickle your fancy.
Before opting for this service it would behoove one to read the reviews, as always.
“Simply” is one word for it.
Interesting how you encouraged Maggie to edit her “error”, yet you haven’t edited your own yet…
that if you make a mistake it's gutless to pull it. ChicKenShit, so to speak.
And yet, because you can't help but bring a beef here from another board, you had to display your inability to grasp the obvious
Nicky’s advice to others
First of all, ChicKie didn't accurately quote me. Second of all, the two situations re editing aren't remotely comparable.
ChicKenSnit also isn't "manly" enough to admit why he's belaboring such a minor point. Because he's brought a beef from another board. Clearly he's not "just making an observation."
Anyone who follows his posting history knows this is true. Just as they know ChicKie is a partisan hack.
“I'll plead guilty to doing this on occasion. But I think it's fair to say I generally shy away from it.“
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You sure about that chief?
What about "generally" don't ya get?
Excellent point, but I think Claire’s point about the value of this subthread has some merit. Best for all of us to move on and walk away from it.
All you did was perpetuate a thread you had a problem with. And then prove you are the most sanctimonious douchebag here.
Nice work!
Nicky is so predictable.
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Okay, you two, what did this exchange add to the discourse here? I’m just saying
Thanks Claire!
And this is the first mistake made in nuru. Misreading the persons body you are massaging.
Nuru refers to the seaweed based lube/gel, I think.
A Nuru massage doesn't really have any 100% correct meaning, and every provider can make their own version of the massage.
I have posted before about it in other threads. The provider I use offers a great 'nuru', but also told me straight up that there isn't really an established nuru technique. She is a CMT and utilizes her training into her own nuru, but of course uses full body contact, including her knees, elbows, knuckles, heels, etc.
I got a nuru massage. She used the nuru gel, had a blow up mattress, and massaged me me all over with her naked body. I was naked too, and it was the whole body to body experience. With her rubbing all of her body parts, including her tits, ass and pussy on my cock and balls, I was really hoping to fuck her. But she was not full service, so she gave me a handy at the end. It was a bit of a letdown because I'm not really the massage and handy type. I still want a proper nuru and fuck one of these days.
pack animal that originally appeared on one of the Star Wars movies.
lol. Is that really in Star Wars?!
Not literally. He’s probably joking about it sounding like it belongs in Star Wars, or possibly referring to nerfs as when Leia calls Han a “scruffy-looking nerf herder.”
"Nerd herders." Big tech companies have designated employees whose job it is to keep the nerds away from civilian visitors who might take offense at the way they talk and dress. "Tact" is often not a word used in the nerd vocabulary.
A nuru massage does not have an established nuru massage technique and every practitioner will treat it like art and come up with her own translation to what a Nuru massage entitles. The Nuru Massage must use the Nuru Massage gel and not body oil. However, every practitioner will mix the Nuru Gel differently. I happen to craft my Nuru Gel uniquely to me to handle the way I massage, but it is still Nuru and it is extremely thick and luxurious.
The flip is also unique to the practitioner. I am a FS Nuru Massage and Sensual Dominatrix so the finish can vary depending on the client. I start off covered in the Nuru Massage Gel doing a full body slip an slide. Rubbing myself on the client asking if he is comfortable with this act, Some Cowgirl stripper Slide, Reverse Cowgirl Stripper Slide, 69 and finish in a variety of ways depending on the client and time restrictions.
I agree with MaggieLinn, most clients haven't received a true Nuru massage.
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Ah you sound like a true nuru person! Love it. I am a sensual dom as well and your Nuru sounds like mine. One that gets them shaking and begging. While you are there “versions” but there a very wrong way and right way to do it.
I'll admit it, I have no idea what a true Nuru massage is all about.
Met a few who "tried" it with me, but they didn't really know what to do so we just covered ourselves with some warms goo, rolled around with out bodies on each other and banged away. Figuring....fuck this shit
That is okay too. It is all about having fun.
It’s about the build up. There are point stages you must get to in order to get a mind blowing release. Nuru it’s not a quick cum and go either. The practitioner must be able to read the persons body in order to know when the time is just right. Too soon and it’s not quite explosive enough to give the floating feeling. Not relaxed enough and you won’t get there either . Trying to control the massage won’t get you there either. You need to give up control and let the river take you on a journey instead of fighting the current.