... ie, your favorite new poster. Favorite has a sliding definition but is basically someone who caught your attention and kept it. You can like them, hate them, like to hate them and everything in between. If you are a rookie yourself then feel free to vote for a veteran who caught your attention. Let the voting begin... No voting for yourself.  

I vote for myself! Dont try and tell me what to do idiot

She has a killer body and an intellect that kills me. (Now Sweetie, I'm just playing with you, you are entertaining and you can get wound up pretty quickly)

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Mr Fisher, we know she is in the running for rookie of the year, but will she have the best nookie of the year? The reviews will tell as the boys will yell.

I'd have to say my favorite last year was TaylorSteele.  Most newbies don't jump on board and try and tell the board how to run their lives in HookerLand...but not TS.  She came on board with both guns blazing.  But she took plenty of flak for it and reincarnated (using the now famous brown envelope approach  LOL) herself several times only to end up back as Taylor.

dishonorable mention goes to her stool

She'll do a double with a gal named Fantine and me.

Her real fake name is Tobi Telford.  Maybe if you're real nice and see her she'll tell you her other fake name, or perhaps it's a partial real name?  It's so confusing.

Maybe I'll ask around here if some of the gals will use those names...and dress up in early 1800's French dresses.  I like that look....A LOT

it says it on her site, I remember because it was Tobi.  

...are all the girls French?

I've got tickets to 2 performances already. Couldn't be more excited but I want to see it even more.  

Maybe I need to get some of my gal pals from Toronto and Montreal to come back to ChiTown.  Love that French accent

And my guess is she'd look for someone just like you to practice her ball busting skills as well as using that 14" dong on your virgin ass.

I sure don't want no PHD

Good luck!

I always pictured you with some ass to spank

How about a face shot. Sans mask.

Je parie que ces photos ont été inspirés d'une autre recrue de l'année ... Taylor Steele

We aren't all into the same things. We might have different scenarios in mind.

Posted By: SecretMe11

Good luck!  
   
 I for one...would take my schooling...gladly.  
   

Posted By: bigvern

I sure don't want no PHD  
     
  I want Tobi spanking Cosette, then I will discipline Ms Telford for her actions

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am listening to Beausoleil as I pen this. Anyone into them.

Or was it just on a desk.

Google translate so bear with me here.

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If there's a dude running around here named Jean Valjean (or is it 24601), then CPA can do MMFFFF!

I was very intrigued with Taylor Steele, however I didn't know about all the stuff ChgoCPA described. I'm still intrigued. I've been following badcollegegirl (Tobi Telford) as well. I imagine DATY with Tobi would be awesome, because even though her photos have her ink airbrushed out, according to her descriptions and her reviews I think the journey from kissing her down to her kitty would be very visually stimulating. But I digress, Tobi seems to be very bright and articulate. Now Cosette, I'd love to get drunk with her. I got drunk last night as I was drinking with her (OK me at my house and she at hers) but the banter was going back and forth.

I think I'd be okay with just about any scenario that involved the delectable Ms. Telford.  She arrived on the scene around Dec 2012 which was right after I had a session with another lovely tattooed lady.  I didn't know this provider would be heavily tatt'd up...but for me...it turned out to be a huge turn on and I really enjoyed that session.

Posted By: bigvern

We aren't all into the same things. We might have different scenarios in mind.  
   

Posted By: SecretMe11

Good luck!  
     
  I for one...would take my schooling...gladly.  
     

Posted By: bigvern

I sure don't want no PHD    
       
   I want Tobi spanking Cosette, then I will discipline Ms Telford for her actions

   
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What? It's always been 55.  

And do did a few other guys.  I guess we were drunk at the time then.

and I am half asian,

as for leather, I doubt you will be keeping whatever you are wearing on for too long anyhow

Our 55 MPH speed limit just went up to 60. If the state can do it, so can you, lol.

Oh heck, it's a tie. Courtney and Tobi, two funniest girls on here. If you put them together, you get something resembling an LR.

Maybe a threeway tie: Courtney, Tobi, and Cosette...never a dull thread with one, or preferably all, of them participating!

liked the fact that I squirt soda. I left it all over me so I could smell it for the rest of the day. I don't know why, usually you want to do that for the opposite sex, but for some reason I get so turned on when I squirt Dr. Pepper.

You're the cutest thaaaang and totally get my sarcasm. You and just-may-make-some money on that plan one day.

wigs, french dresses, (I'm part french, may be able to pull it off, and can even sing a few songs to you… maybe that one where she's obsessed with some dude and stalks him, haw haw haw! (JK).

What about Ottawa? LOL

anglais, alors sélectionner une langue dont tu as besoin. En Français

I'll more than crack you up. Get ready for the cold week.

I think we're really the only rookies on here, lol. That or the only ones who bombard the boards lol

our 'designated time slots'. (I don't know why I use quotes for some things, but whatever.)

of course its TOBI ! she got me hooked .......! i just want to argue

With her a bit so we can have make up sex !  

GIMME. Hapas are so sexy.  

Posted By: GaGambler

and I am half asian,  

as for leather, I doubt you will be keeping whatever you are wearing on for too long anyhow

No way, because then CPA would be right about me changing it, and we can't have that!

I think it's the cold. It's making me a cranky fucker!

Re: You can ENLARGE the video... ~ Re: Now I have to watch e

I was going to post some enlarge humor but then it'll sound like a newbie joke

That one sounds sexy as hell and might raise even raise the outside temp!

....too close call. Early on it looked like a Cosette runaway but Tobi and Courtney made a late run so congrats to all three. Look at the bright side Cosette - now you don't have to lose 10 lbs and post new pics.

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Take a look at what he has to wear and see for yourself:

I would never about my age, because that is just a no-no in hobby world....and I really DO look 39....

Posted By: BadCollegeGirl

No way, because then CPA would be right about me changing it, and we can't have that!  
   

Posted By: Polish_Pirate

Our 55 MPH speed limit just went up to 60. If the state can do it, so can you, lol.

as long as it's wrapped up in a nice package, and comes with a bit of intellect as well. Cranky and stupid is boring, A cranky wiseass can be a lot of fun. Look at all the success that other cranky wiseass LR has had.

For the record, I get cranky at times as well, and there is no doubt that I am also a wiseass

Is it if the guy looks old?  Or out of shape?  Or ugly?

Can't have guys lying now...not here  LOL

Posted By: hardknocks6

I would never about my age, because that is just a no-no in hobby world....and I really DO look 39....  
   

Posted By: BadCollegeGirl

No way, because then CPA would be right about me changing it, and we can't have that!  
     

Posted By: Polish_Pirate

Our 55 MPH speed limit just went up to 60. If the state can do it, so can you, lol.

Seriously, I think Cosette made it big time

he might have squeked by but I had difficulty keeping count. Besides in deference to the ladies the feel good "everyone is a winner, no one is a loser" philosophy seemed appropriate. Call me Mr Soccer Mom if you must but hey, you are all winners!

And words can hurt :-

You got game. Gotta give you that and a good thing to have.

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his board is overwhelmingly male. Yet not a single guy was nominated. So what does that say. Seems to me it says these ladies are way more interesting than us.

The Pope shocked the world when he revealed that he lists his religious preference as Roman Catholic and furthermore it was revealed that omnivore mammals of the genus Ursa make number two in arboreal areas.


8o)

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Queen  

know when your book signing is, I'd love to come meet you 'face to face'

You'll meet someone again, just give it time.

teasin ya...your fine. But hit CPA up for that glass and hell make sure he pays dammit lol. Don't let his sneaky ways swindle the Queen. Ladies always rule no matter who's King of the Castle.

Hahaha nope I just ask 'em as part of screening. I guess theoretically one could lie, but so far I haven't run into that problem.  

So as part of your screening some guy is going to answer he's 49 (but he's using TER years so he's really 63).  That's all you're going by?

Well I do screen beyond just what someone tells me, silly.  

I prefer to be the spankee, but if Cosette wanted a walloping, I'd oblige.

I like to share that toy.

But then again, any lady here that has the stones to post and put up with the BSC crap that gets thrown her way, gets my approval.  I think they are all beautiful and sexy and wonderful in their own right.  
This also goes for Taylor, Tobi, Robbin (fck ya'll if you don't like her, I do!), and a bevy of others that have made me smile.  

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I totally dig their writings, look forward for their tidbits, and should be awarded for putting up with some of the jacked up fools that go beating on them.

they get a nice upper-cut in the gut… built up from all the times we didn't hit 'em back. One quality hit is better than a bunch of wussy cheap - shots, LOL.