...are all the girls French?
... ie, your favorite new poster. Favorite has a sliding definition but is basically someone who caught your attention and kept it. You can like them, hate them, like to hate them and everything in between. If you are a rookie yourself then feel free to vote for a veteran who caught your attention. Let the voting begin... No voting for yourself.
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I vote for myself! Dont try and tell me what to do idiot
She has a killer body and an intellect that kills me. (Now Sweetie, I'm just playing with you, you are entertaining and you can get wound up pretty quickly)
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And my guess is she'd look for someone just like you to practice her ball busting skills as well as using that 14" dong on your virgin ass.
Shit....you might really like that though LOL
Ugh...you're not over 45...or is it now 55? Maybe next week the limit will hit 65, who knows LOL
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What? It's always been 55.
Shit....you might really like that though LOL
Ugh...you're not over 45...or is it now 55? Maybe next week the limit will hit 65, who knows LOL
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And do did a few other guys. I guess we were drunk at the time then.
Of maybe it was at 45?
Hey...whatever works for you.
Of maybe it was at 45?
Hey...whatever works for you.
Is it if the guy looks old? Or out of shape? Or ugly?
Does he fill out some type of certificate verifying his age?
Maybe you quiz him on stuff that would out his age? Like if he said he was at the last Cubs World Series?
Just teasing you...maybe?
Hahaha nope I just ask 'em as part of screening. I guess theoretically one could lie, but so far I haven't run into that problem.
And go ahead, tease away...maybe.
Does he fill out some type of certificate verifying his age?
Maybe you quiz him on stuff that would out his age? Like if he said he was at the last Cubs World Series?
Just teasing you...maybe?
So as part of your screening some guy is going to answer he's 49 (but he's using TER years so he's really 63). That's all you're going by?
How would you know if he's lying?
I guess you could play Nurse Tobi and administer some sodium pentothal LOL
And go ahead, tease away...maybe.
Does he fill out some type of certificate verifying his age?
Maybe you quiz him on stuff that would out his age? Like if he said he was at the last Cubs World Series?
Just teasing you...maybe?
Well I do screen beyond just what someone tells me, silly.
And after the nightmare of a drive to Chicago that I just finished, the only patient Nurse Tobi has is...Nurse Tobi.
How would you know if he's lying?
I guess you could play Nurse Tobi and administer some sodium pentothal LOL
And go ahead, tease away...maybe.
Does he fill out some type of certificate verifying his age?
Maybe you quiz him on stuff that would out his age? Like if he said he was at the last Cubs World Series?
Just teasing you...maybe?
Our 55 MPH speed limit just went up to 60. If the state can do it, so can you, lol.
No way, because then CPA would be right about me changing it, and we can't have that!
I would never about my age, because that is just a no-no in hobby world....and I really DO look 39....
Can't have guys lying now...not here LOL
Hey....maybe a guy who is 63 can still show that he's only 44....works for the gals.
Hey....maybe a guy who is 63 can still show that he's only 44....works for the gals.
I like to share that toy.
I'll even let you go first....but then it's my turn to play with the TENS on your girly parts.
Do you have a high pain tolerance?
I'll even let you go first....but then it's my turn to play with the TENS on your girly parts.
Do you have a high pain tolerance?
and I am half asian,
as for leather, I doubt you will be keeping whatever you are wearing on for too long anyhow![]()
GIMME. Hapas are so sexy.
as for leather, I doubt you will be keeping whatever you are wearing on for too long anyhow![]()
I think it's the cold. It's making me a cranky fucker!
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as long as it's wrapped up in a nice package, and comes with a bit of intellect as well. Cranky and stupid is boring, A cranky wiseass can be a lot of fun. Look at all the success that other cranky wiseass LR has had.
For the record, I get cranky at times as well, and there is no doubt that I am also a wiseass![]()
For the record, I get cranky at times as well, and there is no doubt that I am also a wiseass![]()
I'd have to say my favorite last year was TaylorSteele. Most newbies don't jump on board and try and tell the board how to run their lives in HookerLand...but not TS. She came on board with both guns blazing. But she took plenty of flak for it and reincarnated (using the now famous brown envelope approach LOL) herself several times only to end up back as Taylor.
And now she's been assimilated by the Borg here...and is handing out some sage advice after taking her lumps.
My next favorite is Cosette. First I was smitten with her name. As many know CPA was using brown envelopes during the darker days of the TER transition...and at one point I had many of my favorite Les Mis characters on board. So obviously Cosette has a place in my heart just for her handle. But like TS, Cosette came along and challenged many posters with her idealistic view on hooking. It was nothing new or special...but she has persevered and seems to be winning over quite a few with her common sense posting on relationships.
Another of my newbie faves has been CourtneyOva. She's on here playing both sides of the fence...and seems to be learning from a few old timers how to throw a zinger or two out there. CO reminded me the other day that she and I were at odds in her infancy. I didn't recall that...but upon further review, she was adamant in my writing and proper usage of the language. Unfortunately for CO I'll still post the way I do...sometimes it's intentional?
Here's to 2014....Live long and prosper
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Or was it just on a desk.
Hey...RobbinYoung has a new squirting video too. I watched it and I didn't see where she squirted. But she insisted that she did...so it must be true LOL
liked the fact that I squirt soda. I left it all over me so I could smell it for the rest of the day. I don't know why, usually you want to do that for the opposite sex, but for some reason I get so turned on when I squirt Dr. Pepper.
The carbonation was an amazing sensation. The person I squirted for was really nice about it, but wished I got more on the desk, and not all over the floor and my pants.
I offered to sell my underwear to him, but he said no. ![]()
You're the cutest thaaaang and totally get my sarcasm. You and just-may-make-some money on that plan one day.
You're very witty, but you sound sweet at the same time.
You also like a good fuckin' from NY guys like me. I think the brooklyn accent is soooo hot, lol.
Mr Fisher, we know she is in the running for rookie of the year, but will she have the best nookie of the year? The reviews will tell as the boys will yell.
dishonorable mention goes to her stool
I'd like to see BadCollegeGirl(I don't know her real fake name) spank Cossette for her disobedient furniture misuse.
Her real fake name is Tobi Telford. Maybe if you're real nice and see her she'll tell you her other fake name, or perhaps it's a partial real name? It's so confusing.
You're welcome LOL
I'd like to see BadCollegeGirl(I don't know her real fake name) spank Cossette for her disobedient furniture misuse.
it says it on her site, I remember because it was Tobi.
I can't recall ever meeting a gal named Tobi, but something about her name seemed familiar?
Ms. Telford if you're nasty.
Dr. Telford when she schools you. ;
I sure don't want no PHD
I want Tobi spanking Cosette, then I will discipline Ms Telford for her actions
Good luck!
I for one...would take my schooling...gladly.
I want Tobi spanking Cosette, then I will discipline Ms Telford for her actions
We aren't all into the same things. We might have different scenarios in mind.
I for one...would take my schooling...gladly.
I want Tobi spanking Cosette, then I will discipline Ms Telford for her actions
I think I'd be okay with just about any scenario that involved the delectable Ms. Telford. She arrived on the scene around Dec 2012 which was right after I had a session with another lovely tattooed lady. I didn't know this provider would be heavily tatt'd up...but for me...it turned out to be a huge turn on and I really enjoyed that session.
Once I learned about Tobi...I was a fan and continue to be.
I for one...would take my schooling...gladly.
I want Tobi spanking Cosette, then I will discipline Ms Telford for her actions
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I prefer to be the spankee, but if Cosette wanted a walloping, I'd oblige.
I want Tobi spanking Cosette, then I will discipline Ms Telford for her actions
She'll do a double with a gal named Fantine and me.
The only thing better would be a foursome adding in Eponine.
I guess all that would be left is for "one day more" ![]()
Maybe I'll ask around here if some of the gals will use those names...and dress up in early 1800's French dresses. I like that look....A LOT
...are all the girls French?
Maybe I need to get some of my gal pals from Toronto and Montreal to come back to ChiTown. Love that French accent
What about Ottawa? LOL ![]()
I've got tickets to 2 performances already. Couldn't be more excited but I want to see it even more.
If I win Rookie of the Year I promise to lose 10lbs and take new pictures - Cosette inspired pictures.
Ca va?
I always pictured you with some ass to spank
How about a face shot. Sans mask.
Google translate so bear with me here.
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anglais, alors sélectionner une langue dont tu as besoin. En Français
bonne chance
I translated that from spanglish lo
Je parie que ces photos ont été inspirés d'une autre recrue de l'année ... Taylor Steele
If I win Rookie of the Year I promise to lose 10lbs and take new pictures - Cosette inspired pictures.
Ca va?
am listening to Beausoleil as I pen this. Anyone into them.
Take a look at what he has to wear and see for yourself:
wigs, french dresses, (I'm part french, may be able to pull it off, and can even sing a few songs to you… maybe that one where she's obsessed with some dude and stalks him, haw haw haw! (JK).
Cosette can sing in the rain, with the pavement shining like silver while all the lights are misty in the river.
BigVern can even join in, singing to God on High about his prayer, begging for his child to live. We can come out and comfort him and call 911 for his child. Maybe register the child for disability and / or AHC.
I'll be a milf and sing I dreamed a dream, and complain the tigers coming at night, tearing my hopes apart.
Looks like you're in for a night of TLC and a bunch of mourning women and men, and sick, poor children.
Should be fun. You can play the prince who takes in the girl and morphs her life back together, (but with your donation,) and then she'll fuck you out of gratefulness, lol. ![]()
If there's a dude running around here named Jean Valjean (or is it 24601), then CPA can do MMFFFF!
Queen
My sincere congrats go to Ms. Cosette, she most certainly earned the ROTY with a few serious contenders following suit.
My personal #1 vote is for the adorable Ms CourtneyOva, seeing her photos are just too cute and UP TO DATE....and well her personality, just as cute and lovable. For me the ROTY has to be the 'whole' package...not just the parts. And since when did TER become Jeopardy without a hot lady touching the screen, boy have things changed in a year lol. Indeed an interesting concept.......
For me, I just can't award an accolade for those who simply can't take a 2 second clean 'selfie' and post it....I mean really, it isn't that hard to do. Now, I do offer a noncredit class at the local community college to teach those how to take them correctly if thou does not know how to use a camera, timer and tripod. And of course always a discount for the Queen.
Now CPA......being the 'CPA' you are, I hope you have done the math here. Hell, for less than my typical 3 hour date, lookie what you could get....a RT ticket to NY, a room, an hour fuck with the Queen, and tix to Les Mis. Perhaps you could even save a few bucks and take her on a horseride in CP if she offers incall, how romantic. I'd say that's the deal of the century, wouldn't you? And you know she'll do dinner and a show, OTC of course. For the King and Queen have 'like' minds as they should.
Do let me know when you arrive. I promise I won't charge too much for just lunch and no play if I can fit you in my shhhhedule. We are talking March correct?
Hint Hint....boys, she's puttin the whammy on you with her 'mind' to take away from what you really want to 'see' when you get face to face........and it's working
that's why she wins by a landslide. Now my memory is horrible, but if it serves me correctly, I believe last year this time, a woman with a 'mind' was frowned upon and all you wanted was a hot bod to f*** (or so you said). Now, are you telling me things are different in 2014?
Gentlemen make up your 'mind' already.
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I was very intrigued with Taylor Steele, however I didn't know about all the stuff ChgoCPA described. I'm still intrigued. I've been following badcollegegirl (Tobi Telford) as well. I imagine DATY with Tobi would be awesome, because even though her photos have her ink airbrushed out, according to her descriptions and her reviews I think the journey from kissing her down to her kitty would be very visually stimulating. But I digress, Tobi seems to be very bright and articulate. Now Cosette, I'd love to get drunk with her. I got drunk last night as I was drinking with her (OK me at my house and she at hers) but the banter was going back and forth.
My vote, after contemplating over a Bourbon, badcollegegirl (Tobi Telford). That's my opinion, I didn't charge you for it and that's what it's worth.
There is a bad bunny that I'd love to see post, her website is the most original, well thought out with the best glimpse of who she is that I've ever seen. Unfortunately, she doesn't post, but I suspect she reads the boards. I'm telling you if this lady were to post we'd be nominating her for next years ROTY. I was supposed to have seen her over the holidays but had a family member get sick and had to rearrange my travel schedule.
I'll more than crack you up. Get ready for the cold week.
The cold may crack you up, but I'll put you back together again.
HOw's that? What fantasy do you want to play?
Nurse Courtney,
Sexy Secretary on interview, inappropriately dressed,
Construction worker coming to fix the sink that isn't really broken per my request
You chicken out when you enter the room because you remember she's the naughty secretary from your office doing a little 'side work', but she wants you, so she locks you in the room and starts undressing before the locked door?
Is this sexual harassment? Shit. Whatevah' maybe it'll work. ![]()
That one sounds sexy as hell and might raise even raise the outside temp!
Oh heck, it's a tie. Courtney and Tobi, two funniest girls on here. If you put them together, you get something resembling an LR.
Maybe a threeway tie: Courtney, Tobi, and Cosette...never a dull thread with one, or preferably all, of them participating!
our 'designated time slots'. (I don't know why I use quotes for some things, but whatever.)
Y'all are blessed with our presence every day. If you miss us, just jump online.
I still miss LR.
I think we're really the only rookies on here, lol. That or the only ones who bombard the boards lol
With her a bit so we can have make up sex !
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....too close call. Early on it looked like a Cosette runaway but Tobi and Courtney made a late run so congrats to all three. Look at the bright side Cosette - now you don't have to lose 10 lbs and post new pics.
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Seriously, I think Cosette made it big time
he might have squeked by but I had difficulty keeping count. Besides in deference to the ladies the feel good "everyone is a winner, no one is a loser" philosophy seemed appropriate. Call me Mr Soccer Mom if you must but hey, you are all winners!
And words can hurt :-
You got game. Gotta give you that and a good thing to have.
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know when your book signing is, I'd love to come meet you 'face to face' ![]()
teasin ya...your fine. But hit CPA up for that glass and hell make sure he pays dammit lol. Don't let his sneaky ways swindle the Queen. Ladies always rule
no matter who's King of the Castle.
his board is overwhelmingly male. Yet not a single guy was nominated. So what does that say. Seems to me it says these ladies are way more interesting than us.
The Pope shocked the world when he revealed that he lists his religious preference as Roman Catholic and furthermore it was revealed that omnivore mammals of the genus Ursa make number two in arboreal areas.
8o)
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But then again, any lady here that has the stones to post and put up with the BSC crap that gets thrown her way, gets my approval. I think they are all beautiful and sexy and wonderful in their own right.
This also goes for Taylor, Tobi, Robbin (fck ya'll if you don't like her, I do!), and a bevy of others that have made me smile.
The whole idea is to meet women I'd normally never get to know sitting in Phoenix. Hell. I can't even cover my local list, but I love what I see and it's got me new experiences and a new friend or two
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I totally dig their writings, look forward for their tidbits, and should be awarded for putting up with some of the jacked up fools that go beating on them.
they get a nice upper-cut in the gut… built up from all the times we didn't hit 'em back. One quality hit is better than a bunch of wussy cheap - shots, LOL.
Just gotta' find something that's true. That always kills 'em haha.
