I should be consulting with you A-holes on how to be cool and get laid with Civvies   :      LMAO

I'm 19 years old and I grow a small garden for a living/hobby, selling organic fruits and vegetables locally. I spend the rest of my time backpacking, fishing, and skiing. (seriously)

Talk about everything else expect this...who cares...if we know what you do for a living....are we going to find you out of the BIZ-ILLION people on this planet.   You guys are freaks

For making my day just that much brighter with this ridiculous yet quite amusing and entertaining thread. I about lost it reading this... Sorry fidcuof, but dude you really set yourself up. Thanks again though as I needed the laugh.

...MMA coach.  Now you're running a consulting firm.  What's next Walter Mitty?

My specialty is mentally ill animals.  I provide psychotherapy and pharmacotherapy - particularly for raccoons and small ponies.

For every troll that I squash, I get $1000...

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She's hot so its a fairly lucrative b'ness.

Pleasure providers for practice !  

Emi-  I can take one for the team  LMAO

A few yrs ago before he died, I was seen arguing with himself.. Then taking sides in the same argument..

Tomorrow I'll be a gay porn star   LMAO  :  

I work for CPA as his dog trainer.....I also train him on the side   LMAO  :     HA HA HA HA

Haha, me too Glad you posted, went to your site and you sound amazing.

CUrly...NO....I'm your father LUKE

spoiled LA kid....YES...I have lots of MONEY, surf, train, work, and fuck providers.   every once and a while I'll find a Civvie I like to fuck, but then they start calling me and wanted to date, movies, dinner, talk on the phone and realize....I need to call a TOP 10 provider in LA.  I do and I'm happy again....is that Spoiled?   I guess I AM !!   Sorry you married old, fat guys out there....life could have been better but you made the wrong decision to get married and have kids.   LOSERS

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WE have a lot in common  LMAO

for girls who won't go all the way.

YEAH.....THe Bureau of Providers and Hookers

Mr. Fisher...YOU are my HERo   LMAO  :  

But usually it's with a handle and an alias. He's been busted for that a fee times.

Thank you dear  :     I have a big cock too

Perfect storm....I'm your father LUKE   LMAO  :      

YEAH    LMAO  :     Dr. Perfect storm

Maybe we can mate someday  

If you don't how will you be able to grow up big and strong?

I like your style. We should tag team a provider sometime, as long as you're not fat lol. It's only homo if our balls touch.

Thank you again gentlemen for your sweet words of praise. Fid, the fact that you keep talking says everything. If there was any glimmer of truth in anything you say you'd have stopped a long time ago. Why keep trying so hard when it is obvious you are a social leper in this community? I won't even try to answer my own question as the effort required is a price too high to pay and you aren't worth it. I try to be positive, but when I see such blatant bullshit I can't help calling you on it. It tickles me too much haha.

All of America is going the way of California, and since LA represents all of California this is a good thing.

YUMMY

When I tell people that joke they just look at me with a perplexed look on their faces.

stewardess with a flying saucer company that shuttles between LA and the planet Drater.  Can we hear from those of you who are governors, senators (lots of time on YOUR hands!), and law enforcement officers?  Best regards, Eliot

It's not gay if it's in a 3-way

I never knew I was married with kids! Where are they hiding? Can you tell me where I can find my family. And I hope the wife is cute at least.

I'm secretly Bristol Palin in disguise... My mom tried to be Vice President, but failed miserably when the American people realized what a dim witted idiot she is! Not to mention unstable haha. FID you want her #? I think you too would get along well. Lmao!
 

Hey!
Organic fruits and veggies are in and expensive! You could totally make a living with that! Haha  

How about another video....

The royalties from my many albums pays the rent, provide an unlimited amount of herb to smoke (Acapulco Gold is still the baddest ass weed in town), buys plenty of munchies, and on those occasions when I come down, there's plenty of $ left to hobby.  Oh, and every once in a while I feel inspired enough to head down to the studio, man,  and cut some new tracks so as to produce yet another stream of income.  The party never ends!

"Deuce bag" lol I haven't laughed so long so hard since uh I heard "its only gay if our balls touch" great stuff keep it up. Idiots.

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I should be consulting with you A-holes on how to be cool and get laid with Civvies   :      LMAO

for NASA

Personally, I would appreciate your mother's maiden name and bank acct. no.

YEAH you dumbass....give me your name and ss #   BLAH BLAH BLAH....do you think that's funny?  You are a moron

I work as a goat farmer in Ohio....I'm fat, hairy and have a small penis.  Would you like a cup of SHUT THE HELL UP with that doughnut FAT BOY ?  LMAO

Read this review....this is what i'm taking about  http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/showReview.asp?Review=1451069

If any of you guys are property guys and have places in West London please contact me as my friend would like to talk to you. She isn't a working girl and it's not for this biz.....many thanks xxxx

First of all, I want Fritters! Dunno why I can't get 'em in my four-star accommodations.