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EmiStone See my TER Reviews 1268 reads
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For making my day just that much brighter with this ridiculous yet quite amusing and entertaining thread. I about lost it reading this... Sorry fidcuof, but dude you really set yourself up. Thanks again though as I needed the laugh.

FIDCUOF2833 reads

What do you do for a living?  I'm a working professional/Running a mid-size consulting firm.  What do you do?  Lawyer, Dr. Atty, Deuce bag, etc?

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inicky461333 reads

Second, why do you think anyone will tell you what they really are? Me?  I'm a 17-year-old Chinese kid using Mom's computer.  And, yes, despite my 53 reviews, I'm still a virgin.  Even TER says they're fictional, right?

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FIDCUOF1362 reads

Why be a jerk about it...come on.   WE don't know eachother....who cares if you know I'm a consultant or Dr. or Auditor ....I just thought it would be interesting to see who is in this community.

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Posted By: FIDCOUGH[/username
Thanks inicky46 for that condescending comment.  I'll have you know that I'm only 27 years old (that would be that I started whacking off at 12 and have done so with verve for 15 years now!!!!) and I also live in my Mom's basement.  It's not so bad as she still does my laundry which I really like.

I will be finishing up my GED this winter and am hoping that I can finally get a job that pays over minimum wage.

Gotta go...Mom want's me to take the dogs out.  L8r pal  ;)

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andrewww121286 reads

I'm 19 years old and I grow a small garden for a living/hobby, selling organic fruits and vegetables locally. I spend the rest of my time backpacking, fishing, and skiing. (seriously)

Such is the life of a spoiled LA kid with a dying, wealthy father.

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FIDCUOF1093 reads

spoiled LA kid....YES...I have lots of MONEY, surf, train, work, and fuck providers.   every once and a while I'll find a Civvie I like to fuck, but then they start calling me and wanted to date, movies, dinner, talk on the phone and realize....I need to call a TOP 10 provider in LA.  I do and I'm happy again....is that Spoiled?   I guess I AM !!   Sorry you married old, fat guys out there....life could have been better but you made the wrong decision to get married and have kids.   LOSERS

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andrewww121261 reads

I like your style. We should tag team a provider sometime, as long as you're not fat lol. It's only homo if our balls touch.

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CorinLeGrande967 reads

It's not gay if it's in a 3-way

Related Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw

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no_email1138 reads

All of America is going the way of California, and since LA represents all of California this is a good thing.

I can't wait :-D

Posted By: andrewww12
I'm 19 years old and I grow a small garden for a living/hobby, selling organic fruits and vegetables locally. I spend the rest of my time backpacking, fishing, and skiing. (seriously)  
   
 Such is the life of a spoiled LA kid with a dying, wealthy father.

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ClassyTaylorVIP1293 reads

Hey!
Organic fruits and veggies are in and expensive! You could totally make a living with that! Haha  

Posted By: andrewww12
I'm 19 years old and I grow a small garden for a living/hobby, selling organic fruits and vegetables locally. I spend the rest of my time backpacking, fishing, and skiing. (seriously)  
   
 Such is the life of a spoiled LA kid with a dying, wealthy father.

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FIDCUOF1261 reads

YEAH    LMAO  :  ;)   Dr. Perfect storm

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EmiStone1405 reads

Thank you again gentlemen for your sweet words of praise. Fid, the fact that you keep talking says everything. If there was any glimmer of truth in anything you say you'd have stopped a long time ago. Why keep trying so hard when it is obvious you are a social leper in this community? I won't even try to answer my own question as the effort required is a price too high to pay and you aren't worth it. I try to be positive, but when I see such blatant bullshit I can't help calling you on it. It tickles me too much haha.

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Dr Who revived1190 reads

Posted By: FIDCUOFs Mommy

Excuse me there young lady...but are calling my little boy a liar?

He's the best son a Mommy could hope for.  He cleans his room up when I ask him to...he helps me load the dishwasher too!  

So what if he isn't the adonis that YOU think he is.  He was picked on all through high school as well.  I have asked him to diet and get under 300 pounds...but he does love his food (and McD's is his favorite).  He's also on prescription strength acne medicine...and I'm still hopeful that will eventually clear up his face problems.

Now you and all those nasty posters on TER try and be nice to him.  I don't want to send him back for more therapy...it's expensive and so far the results are less than hoped for!

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no_email1440 reads

Don't you just tell people what they want to hear?

 
I would never tell the internet personal things.

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FIDCUOF1169 reads

I should be consulting with you A-holes on how to be cool and get laid with Civvies   :  ;)    LMAO

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rainbowCPA1115 reads

"Deuce bag" lol I haven't laughed so long so hard since uh I heard "its only gay if our balls touch" great stuff keep it up. Idiots.

Posted By: FIDCUOF
I should be consulting with you A-holes on how to be cool and get laid with Civvies   :  ;)    LMAO

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FIDCUOF1392 reads

Talk about everything else expect this...who cares...if we know what you do for a living....are we going to find you out of the BIZ-ILLION people on this planet.   You guys are freaks

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SinCitySinner910 reads

A few yrs ago before he died, I was seen arguing with himself.. Then taking sides in the same argument..

Fiddy, You are not my grandpa are you? :D

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FIDCUOF1078 reads

CUrly...NO....I'm your father LUKE

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perfectstorm1161 reads

But usually it's with a handle and an alias. He's been busted for that a fee times.

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FIDCUOF1014 reads

Perfect storm....I'm your father LUKE   LMAO  :  ;)    

Perfect Storm is a brain surgeon....thats why he is married and has kids and FUCKS providers for fun.  His poor wife and kids....

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perfectstorm935 reads

I never knew I was married with kids! Where are they hiding? Can you tell me where I can find my family. And I hope the wife is cute at least.

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EmiStone1269 reads

For making my day just that much brighter with this ridiculous yet quite amusing and entertaining thread. I about lost it reading this... Sorry fidcuof, but dude you really set yourself up. Thanks again though as I needed the laugh.

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Dr Who revived1114 reads

Posted By: FIDIOT

I was really serious...don't pay any attention to those assholes.  I run a multi-gazillion dollar consulting company...oh, I OWN it too.  And not only that but I am the model that is used for all those designer jeans ads with the really hot hot hot male models.  And I'm NOT gay...well, maybe a little  LOL

And that BigP...what a tool to dredge up that prior faux pas I made about being a MMA guy...but I was at that time...seriously.  I am the hottest dude on the planet...my Mommy tells me so all the time!!!

Gotta go now...Mom want's to take me shopping for some shirts.  I love going shopping with my Mommy  ;)

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FIDCUOF1124 reads

Emi-  I can take one for the team  LMAO

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Timvegas20071252 reads

Haha, me too :) Glad you posted, went to your site and you sound amazing.

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FIDCUOF1004 reads

Thank you dear  :  ;)   I have a big cock too

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Panthera12997 reads

Maybe we can mate someday  ;)

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FIDCUOF1233 reads

YUMMY

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BigPapasan1127 reads

...MMA coach.  Now you're running a consulting firm.  What's next Walter Mitty?

Related Link: Brain surgeon, astronaut; Fiddy's done it all

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FIDCUOF1309 reads

Tomorrow I'll be a gay porn star   LMAO  :  ;)

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Dr Who revived1122 reads

If you don't how will you be able to grow up big and strong?

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Thoracicsurgeon845 reads

My specialty is mentally ill animals.  I provide psychotherapy and pharmacotherapy - particularly for raccoons and small ponies.

Consultant my arse d-bag.  How many employees you got?

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SinCitySinner1067 reads

For every troll that I squash, I get $1000... :D

-- Modified on 10/2/2013 2:36:26 PM

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OSP1063 reads

She's hot so its a fairly lucrative b'ness.

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FIDCUOF997 reads

1k

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FIDCUOF1261 reads

I work for CPA as his dog trainer.....I also train him on the side   LMAO  :  ;)   HA HA HA HA

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Back_In_Black905 reads

Pleasure providers for practice !  

Posted By: FIDCUOF
What do you do for a living?  I'm a working professional/Running a mid-size consulting firm.  What do you do?  Lawyer, Dr. Atty, Deuce bag, etc?

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FIDCUOF950 reads

WE have a lot in common  LMAO

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FIDCUOF1134 reads

YEAH.....THe Bureau of Providers and Hookers

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mrfisher955 reads

for girls who won't go all the way.

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FIDCUOF1269 reads

Mr. Fisher...YOU are my HERo   LMAO  :  ;)

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no_email1179 reads

When I tell people that joke they just look at me with a perplexed look on their faces.

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woohoo1254 reads

stewardess with a flying saucer company that shuttles between LA and the planet Drater.  Can we hear from those of you who are governors, senators (lots of time on YOUR hands!), and law enforcement officers?  Best regards, Eliot

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EmiStone1058 reads

I'm secretly Bristol Palin in disguise... My mom tried to be Vice President, but failed miserably when the American people realized what a dim witted idiot she is! Not to mention unstable haha. FID you want her #? I think you too would get along well. Lmao!
 

Posted By: rtibar
stewardess with a flying saucer company that shuttles between LA and the planet Drater.  Can we hear from those of you who are governors, senators (lots of time on YOUR hands!), and law enforcement officers?  Best regards, Eliot

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cspatz787 reads

How about another video....

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Cheech and Chong1193 reads

The royalties from my many albums pays the rent, provide an unlimited amount of herb to smoke (Acapulco Gold is still the baddest ass weed in town), buys plenty of munchies, and on those occasions when I come down, there's plenty of $ left to hobby.  Oh, and every once in a while I feel inspired enough to head down to the studio, man,  and cut some new tracks so as to produce yet another stream of income.  The party never ends!

{Taking another hit from the bong}  Wow, this is some righteous weed, man...think I need to crash for a few minutes...  

Bet you wish your life was a good as mine, man.  Up in smoke!

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onemoretime934 reads

for NASA

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Posted By: onemoretime
for NASA
Was that NASA or NSA? Love me some rocket scientists(ie;hot nerds), creeps, drawing tax-payer salary while spying on my fellow man, not so much.  

If I mysteriously disappear after posting this, please let my family know how much I wanted to live for them.  
                                                          Pipsqueak, over and out.

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RedheadBombshell1196 reads

Personally, I would appreciate your mother's maiden name and bank acct. no.

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FIDCUOF1193 reads

YEAH you dumbass....give me your name and ss #   BLAH BLAH BLAH....do you think that's funny?  You are a moron

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FIDCUOF1079 reads

I work as a goat farmer in Ohio....I'm fat, hairy and have a small penis.  Would you like a cup of SHUT THE HELL UP with that doughnut FAT BOY ?  LMAO

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Read this review....this is what i'm taking about  http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/showReview.asp?Review=1451069

Related Link: http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/showReview.asp?Review=1451069

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RedheadBombshell906 reads

First of all, I want Fritters! Dunno why I can't get 'em in my four-star accommodations.  

Second, WTF is a Fritter?!!! AND 3rd, should I care?  Kinda sounds like something that'll scare me into the gym twice as long.  

Troublesome, since I started with a new trainer yesterday. I hate his 24 yr. old guts! Everything hurts today...and not in a good way! I hate him so much, I'm going back again today. That'll learn 'em

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londonheather1005 reads

If any of you guys are property guys and have places in West London please contact me as my friend would like to talk to you. She isn't a working girl and it's not for this biz.....many thanks xxxx

Related Link: http://www.heather-london-escort.co.uk

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