Another Great Shirt...

On A Motorcyclist's back:

If You Can Read This, The Bitch Fell Off!

Just got an email with several relevant shirt slogans:

"If you dick was as big as your mouth, I might be interested."

"I'm not a bitch. I'm The Bitch, and that's Miss Bitch to you."

No Rolex. No sex."

"Lift this shirt before taking photos."

"This shirt would look good on your bedroom floor."

"My nipples get harder than most guys' dicks."

"I (heart) Penis"

"IF U C4N R34D THIS YOU R34LLY N33D T0 G37 L41D."

"Not everything is flat in Florida."

"Admit it. You'g do to jail for this."

"Look at my chest while I'm talking to you."

"Don't hate me because I.m beautiful. Hate me because I have huge boobs."

And one thong:

"Best if eaten by midnight."

Bumper sticker I saw on a car driven by a HOT, HOT, HOT brunette on I-35w in Minneapolis on Friday:

"Blow jobs are better than no jobs."  

Did I follow her?

No.

Why?  

Because I was already on my way to my ATF.

But if you're that beauty. PM me.