Just wanted to share the message on the T shirt my provider was wearing today.

I think it says it all:

"They call me slut,
they call me whore,
but they call, and they call, and they call."

On A Motorcyclist's back:

If You Can Read This, The Bitch Fell Off!

'Tell your tits to stop staring at my eyes'

Oh, I NEED that T-shirt!!!!!!!  Although I dont wear T-shirts.  I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!  Thanks!  Kat

Just got an email with several relevant shirt slogans:

"If you dick was as big as your mouth, I might be interested."

"I'm not a bitch. I'm The Bitch, and that's Miss Bitch to you."

No Rolex. No sex."

"Lift this shirt before taking photos."

"This shirt would look good on your bedroom floor."

"My nipples get harder than most guys' dicks."

"I (heart) Penis"

"IF U C4N R34D THIS YOU R34LLY N33D T0 G37 L41D."

"Not everything is flat in Florida."

"Admit it. You'g do to jail for this."

"Look at my chest while I'm talking to you."

"Don't hate me because I.m beautiful. Hate me because I have huge boobs."

And one thong:

"Best if eaten by midnight."

I have one that says I shaved Fuzzy's Phallus.  I went running in New Jersey, went grocery shopping.  Petted a few dogs (I love them) AND NOONE SAID ANYTHING???!!! Its a suburb of NYC I guess.

Bumper sticker I saw on a car driven by a HOT, HOT, HOT brunette on I-35w in Minneapolis on Friday:

"Blow jobs are better than no jobs."  

Did I follow her?

No.

Why?  

Because I was already on my way to my ATF.

But if you're that beauty. PM me.

After reading these, I have to post a few t-shirts that I own:
1. Lick It Like You Love It!
2. Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians!
3. Grey skies are gonna clear up,sit on a happy face!