Here's another one I hate:  The ones who come in and want to talk about why I'm doing this and what am I going to do so I don't have to do this anymore.

My answer should be:  Well, when do you think you will be able to get a woman to spend time with you  without having to pay?  Have you made plans to improve yourself so you don't have to pay for sex?    But of course that would be RUDE....like them.

Guys who are asking those questions are way out of line but something we have to put up with and figure out how to handle nicely.  But if someone gets too nosy, they have to be put in their place or not seen.  They certainly wouldn't want us digging into their lives, yet they think they have a right to dig into ours for some reason.  

grrrrrrrr

the ones i hate the most are

"how long have you been doing this?"

AND

"what made you decide to get into this business?"

oh, i once made the mistake of asking a guy if he was married, i saw the tan line from a ring but he didn't have his ring on, needles to say, i never did see that guy again lol

I have been asked several times if I have ever been sexually abused, why do I do this etc. Wow, way to get the juices flowing.

Also, it creeps me out when clients ask when I lost my virginity, was I slutty when I was young, did I do old men when I was a teenager... Wtf... yeah I knew all my life I would be an escort so I started practicing real early! lmao

Then they wonder why the session didn't go great.

" Do your kids know what you do?? Of course they do... Does your wife know you are here? I will tell my kids when you tell your wife...

when you're on the toilet! I mean, come on. How can you poop/pee and post at the same time? This is multi-tasking taken to a new low! Too many mental images have been burned into my brain that I can never un-see! My eyes, my eyes!!!!!

Actual questions and the answers I DREAM of giving....

Could you teach my wife how to do that?
(Could you teach my boyfriend how to pay me?)

Does your boyfriend know you do this?
(Well, yeah, he's in the closet, watching.)

When I verified with you, you checked my employer, and likely ran an Intellius report on me. So you already know my boss's name, wife's name, kids' name, and who knows what else. So those aren't good examples. I have no trouble sharing that stuff freely with the few ladies I see.

But here are some other questions ...

How's your wife doing?

How do you disguise what you are really doing when you see me?

How much money do you make?

How many providers have you seen?

I notice you've seen X; am I as good as/better than her?

When a client says things like "I'm sure you have a lot more people to see" it's awkward.  The fact of the matter is no, I don't but it's a weird subject to bring up.

I's also add questions along the lines of "Do other clients ever try to hurt you?"  and "Were you abused as a child?" to the Don't-Go-There category.

Has to be one of the most stupid, a few others..

Do you have any clients that you think about constantly?
Is mine the biggest you have ever had?
I'll bet no one has ever done that to you before, have they?
Were you molested as a child, is that why you do this?

Works both ways

What do you do for a living?
How much do you make?
How many kids do you have? What are their names?(FU!!!)
Which girls have you seen?
What did you like about them? What's their story?
Where did you see(hotel)them?
If you write a bad review i'll out you and some girls you've seen.
Want to know some of my clients names? Or where they work?
I'll share more information with you AFTER an appt.
My driver is waiting right outside.
Do you know where to get me some drugs?
Did you know that so-and-so's(provider)name is......


The list is neverending. We just turn over and pretend we didn't hear the shit plop to the ground.

I must confess that I've been curious with the providers I have seen but out of respect to them never ask them. The truth is that it's none of my business, a few of them have told me why they do this and there plans for the future. None of the ones I've seen have ever told me that they where abused as a child or that are drug addicts, a couple of them have told me that they do not like what they do but this was a means to an end. I really do not pry but when they tell me something about them I do the same to level the plain field between us. There was one that told me many of her personal problems, I guess some of us need to talk to someone about whats going on inside ourselves and to tell this to someone who is bias may bring comfort and relief.
Again I agree with you it is rude and impolite because you deserve respect.

It sounds like to much talking and Not enough...

Fun...lol...next time the questions come out...pull out a deck of cards...do a magic trick or start telling jokes...I'm sorry...I'm just teasing...fair is fair...any question ask of my...turns right back on him

I get asked all of these all the time. How about when I'm off and not working i'll say i'm off and i'll get asked well where are you....ummmmm why does that matter if I'M OFF or I get asked where do I live (like live live) I say why does that matter I'M off and why would I tell you where I live. I'm in college and get asked what college do I go to (for the most part if I tell them which exact one who knows they could end up stalking me or staking out my school), I get asked how much do I weigh, I feel like why do you care it's clear i'm not a skinny chick but I won't break you either. I get asked where are you from (they usually mean like what country because i'm PR & Haitian therefore I must be foreign) etc. I don't do BBFS they say why not if you're TRULY (ooohhhhhhh) providing PSE or GFE that means you should be able to do it bare right? *sighs* it never ever ends.

Sorry your frustrated by the questions.
Gotta remember men are totally out of the reality zone when it comes to this biz.  This is a biz of illusions and the common assumption fed by other ladies and the media is this is EZ money.  Lay back and it rolls in.. phone rings non-stop...  oh and what fun!!  doing 'this' for a living!! Its magical.  (ha)

They will never stop asking these ridiculous questions.  
My advice is think up answers you feel comfortable with.
When I get asked how or why I got into the biz. I simply state " I needed the money" or 'it was better then waiting tables'
or flat out lie.  What is your real name?  uhh.. Lisa, Mary, or ?  they aren't really looking for a real answer anyway.. just more stimulation.  They don't really care how you got in the biz .. not really.  Remember that.

My most hated question/comment which is always coupled with a pained expression on their part..like I'm a tragic figure: "I REALLY HOPE you're saving all the money you're making"
"are you investing?"
I always want to punch someone in the face when they say that. Is he saying that to the guy at 7-11? To the clerk at Starbucks? to the valet or the massage therapist? to anyone else?
doesn't seem caring only intrusive and judgmental about me as a human being. So far I have only come up with "you have an unrealistic idea of how much money we make as escorts"  but I'd welcome suggestions on a better counter.. ha ha