As much as we all enjoy pillow talk between steamy sessions some topics are rude, tacky and should be avoided.
Here are some things I HATE when clients ask and often Ill avoid the client in the future

How much $ do you make?...
Would you ask any one else that?! How would you feel if I asked YOU that!? What are you...the IRS or a COP?!?!? Way to kill the mood!

How many clients do you see?....
How many time a month do you fuck your wife...Hows that?! How many providers do you see and who are they?

How many days are you staying at this hotel?
NONE of your business! This question weirds me out and makes me feel like you are a stalker. Now I have to change my incall

Whats you REAL name?
This one is completely stupid, lame and makes me uncomfortable as f*#k. Obviously I have a "stage name" for a reason. If a lady wants you to know she will tell you so dont put her on the spot.

All of these questions make me as uncomfortable as you would be if I started asking you about your income, your bosses name, your wifes name, kids names, etc.
Im happy with my chosen profession but with every job comes pet peeves. These are just mine so try not to be offended...unless you ask questions like this on a regular basis of course. Then by all means, be offended!
Lol


Ladies feel free to add to the list, guys too! Im sure there are providers who ask boner defusing questions too

Here's another one I hate:  The ones who come in and want to talk about why I'm doing this and what am I going to do so I don't have to do this anymore.

My answer should be:  Well, when do you think you will be able to get a woman to spend time with you  without having to pay?  Have you made plans to improve yourself so you don't have to pay for sex?    But of course that would be RUDE....like them.

Guys who are asking those questions are way out of line but something we have to put up with and figure out how to handle nicely.  But if someone gets too nosy, they have to be put in their place or not seen.  They certainly wouldn't want us digging into their lives, yet they think they have a right to dig into ours for some reason.  

grrrrrrrr

"how long have you been doing this?"

AND

"what made you decide to get into this business?"

oh, i once made the mistake of asking a guy if he was married, i saw the tan line from a ring but he didn't have his ring on, needles to say, i never did see that guy again lol

I have been asked several times if I have ever been sexually abused, why do I do this etc. Wow, way to get the juices flowing.

Also, it creeps me out when clients ask when I lost my virginity, was I slutty when I was young, did I do old men when I was a teenager... Wtf... yeah I knew all my life I would be an escort so I started practicing real early! lmao

Then they wonder why the session didn't go great.

" Do your kids know what you do?? Of course they do... Does your wife know you are here? I will tell my kids when you tell your wife...

when you're on the toilet! I mean, come on. How can you poop/pee and post at the same time? This is multi-tasking taken to a new low! Too many mental images have been burned into my brain that I can never un-see! My eyes, my eyes!!!!!

Actual questions and the answers I DREAM of giving....

Could you teach my wife how to do that?
(Could you teach my boyfriend how to pay me?)

Does your boyfriend know you do this?
(Well, yeah, he's in the closet, watching.)

Hey! I LIKE blowjobs and bowel movements. What's your F'n problem?

When I verified with you, you checked my employer, and likely ran an Intellius report on me. So you already know my boss's name, wife's name, kids' name, and who knows what else. So those aren't good examples. I have no trouble sharing that stuff freely with the few ladies I see.

But here are some other questions ...

How's your wife doing?

How do you disguise what you are really doing when you see me?

How much money do you make?

How many providers have you seen?

I notice you've seen X; am I as good as/better than her?

Because I don't have a thing for any sort of excrement!

But I'm sure there are lots of fun things we could do when you aren't on the throne!  

... two provider meet my wife.

Unfortunately for non-sexual purposes.

But, nevertheless, meet her they did.

When a client says things like "I'm sure you have a lot more people to see" it's awkward.  The fact of the matter is no, I don't but it's a weird subject to bring up.

I's also add questions along the lines of "Do other clients ever try to hurt you?"  and "Were you abused as a child?" to the Don't-Go-There category.

Has to be one of the most stupid, a few others..

Do you have any clients that you think about constantly?
Is mine the biggest you have ever had?
I'll bet no one has ever done that to you before, have they?
Were you molested as a child, is that why you do this?

A very good comeback...I have used that one too and it sure dos put a rather abrupt stop to any more dumb questions of that nature. Except no kids but I do have a SO...who actually does know.

What do you do for a living?
How much do you make?
How many kids do you have? What are their names?(FU!!!)
Which girls have you seen?
What did you like about them? What's their story?
Where did you see(hotel)them?
If you write a bad review i'll out you and some girls you've seen.
Want to know some of my clients names? Or where they work?
I'll share more information with you AFTER an appt.
My driver is waiting right outside.
Do you know where to get me some drugs?
Did you know that so-and-so's(provider)name is......


The list is neverending. We just turn over and pretend we didn't hear the shit plop to the ground.

I must confess that I've been curious with the providers I have seen but out of respect to them never ask them. The truth is that it's none of my business, a few of them have told me why they do this and there plans for the future. None of the ones I've seen have ever told me that they where abused as a child or that are drug addicts, a couple of them have told me that they do not like what they do but this was a means to an end. I really do not pry but when they tell me something about them I do the same to level the plain field between us. There was one that told me many of her personal problems, I guess some of us need to talk to someone about whats going on inside ourselves and to tell this to someone who is bias may bring comfort and relief.
Again I agree with you it is rude and impolite because you deserve respect.

so they do what they have been all their life.

The question you should ask in return are:

1) How many girl friends did have when you are a teen ager?

2) How long did they last?

3) How many girlfriends did you have as an adult?

4) How long did they last?

5) Why and how did these relationships break?

6) Why are you seeing me, i.e., provider?

Instead of getting upset and being defensive, give it right back. If the answers are outside of normal then, you know what the problem is.

Try it.

Fun...lol...next time the questions come out...pull out a deck of cards...do a magic trick or start telling jokes...I'm sorry...I'm just teasing...fair is fair...any question ask of my...turns right back on him

A little common sense is all a guy needs to avoid asking these questions...I would never ask such questions...Only morons would ask those questions...During pillow talk, I have no problem engaging in conversations involving common interests or other topics...Good post by the way

I ask that question quite a bit because it actually provides a bit of insight into someone's personality.  

Then again I have never felt ashamed or wrong about doing this and would never look down upon or judge anyone that provides for a living.  In doing so I would only be a hypocrite.

I am open to them if they ask what I do and my name.

I also happily answer questions about my sexual history, girlfriends, if I've ever been in love.
As well and what made me decide to "hobby" as well.  I really don't see the big deal.

Is that really rude?  They usually end up asking more personal questions than me but I still never end up feeling uncomfortable.

Then again I really hate making smalltalk and will generally discuss things I'm passionate about and genuinely curious about.


edit: I'm not talking about questions about do your kids/S.O. know what you do or how much money you make.  Just the one about how you got into the business.

-- Modified on 6/4/2010 7:19:42 PM

I get asked all of these all the time. How about when I'm off and not working i'll say i'm off and i'll get asked well where are you....ummmmm why does that matter if I'M OFF or I get asked where do I live (like live live) I say why does that matter I'M off and why would I tell you where I live. I'm in college and get asked what college do I go to (for the most part if I tell them which exact one who knows they could end up stalking me or staking out my school), I get asked how much do I weigh, I feel like why do you care it's clear i'm not a skinny chick but I won't break you either. I get asked where are you from (they usually mean like what country because i'm PR & Haitian therefore I must be foreign) etc. I don't do BBFS they say why not if you're TRULY (ooohhhhhhh) providing PSE or GFE that means you should be able to do it bare right? *sighs* it never ever ends.

If I get asked any of those questions, I usually refrain from seeing these gentlemen. Too much drama may ensue and it's not worth it. Your business is your business, mine is mine.

Sorry your frustrated by the questions.
Gotta remember men are totally out of the reality zone when it comes to this biz.  This is a biz of illusions and the common assumption fed by other ladies and the media is this is EZ money.  Lay back and it rolls in.. phone rings non-stop...  oh and what fun!!  doing 'this' for a living!! Its magical.  (ha)

They will never stop asking these ridiculous questions.  
My advice is think up answers you feel comfortable with.
When I get asked how or why I got into the biz. I simply state " I needed the money" or 'it was better then waiting tables'
or flat out lie.  What is your real name?  uhh.. Lisa, Mary, or ?  they aren't really looking for a real answer anyway.. just more stimulation.  They don't really care how you got in the biz .. not really.  Remember that.

My most hated question/comment which is always coupled with a pained expression on their part..like I'm a tragic figure: "I REALLY HOPE you're saving all the money you're making"
"are you investing?"
I always want to punch someone in the face when they say that. Is he saying that to the guy at 7-11? To the clerk at Starbucks? to the valet or the massage therapist? to anyone else?
doesn't seem caring only intrusive and judgmental about me as a human being. So far I have only come up with "you have an unrealistic idea of how much money we make as escorts"  but I'd welcome suggestions on a better counter.. ha ha

Lol funny thing is if I enacted that lol that would dwindle visitors down to almost none because I kid you not being a bit conservative 8 out of 10 ask at least half of those questions. But hmmm I don't think most of them think it's a big deal in their minds so *shrugs*.

I hate when they want to know my real name. That is so annoying. I don't ask them for their real name. You know it really is none of the guy's business what my real name is. If I wanted them to know then I would use it when I advertise. I wish men in this business would stop asking that.