Well ... *I* think you're hot as hell based on your website's pictures, so if you ever tour Boston, let me know :P
The U.S. government seized 2,536 syringes of vaginal tightening gel at the Minneapolis airport. The shipment had originated in Hong Kong and was headed for a residential address in Woodbury, Minnesota. Packaged in pink, the gel-filled syringes were ready for retail distribution. CBP coordinated with the Food and Drug Administration in seizing the shipment for violations of the Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act. The retail value of the product is estimated at $19,000 or about $7.50 per package.
I never heard of such a product; am I naive?
Is a woman who now has to explain that she isn't, in fact, a virgin
On a serious note, I looked it up and seems these products are the same shade of effectiveness as most male "performance enhancement" products. Well, maybe a tad better as Amazon reviews for some of the gels aren't completely rock bottom.
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If you believe this will work any better for a woman than over-the-counter boner pills do for men.
I'll happily sell pictures of my face for $7.50. It's the most effective vaginal tightener I've found.
Love your sense of humor hahaha
The vagina is a muscle & it is phenomenal. As a mother who has children by c-sections I workout religiously. Skip the bs gimmicks & go old school. My vagina is tight. No surgery, or cream needed.
"work out religiously" usually mean that they sweat a lot and then pray they get some results.
We’re different.
you do the first half? Aren't you supposed to do both halves on the same day?
We're not THAT different, except I have my own dick and you have to borrow one.
She probably owns several.
Why would I have to borrow a dick? I have a wide variety of cocks & unlike yours none of mine go soft, or limp. You must envy providers to continue to troll here it’s pathetic. Good luck attempting to be top poster. 😂
I’m off to make it a great day & smile as I run miles.
testy this morning, aren't we? Maybe you should not post during "that time of the month?" Do you see the irony when you call ME a troll? You're here everyday begging for gifts, deposits and calling donations for services "tributes". Then you try to convince the customers here that deposits are the only way to go. That's bullshit, but you can spin it anyway you want. I, for one, will support your right to misrepresent this industry to the new and naive even though you do a disservice to yourself and other providers.
Go do your run. you might lose a few pounds. I actually saw you many years ago when you were a little younger and thinner and reviewed you on the AF website before I started reviewing on TER. If you are going to resort to personal attacks, I will give back in spades and it might affect your business. You should try not to react in a way that shows what your trigger topics are. You'll have more fun here. Lol
No where does it say a provider has to be a certain weight, so you’re showing your character again as being the shallow man you truly are. I have no idea what AF site is & so you claim you saw me many years ago when I did not care who shared my energy, nor did I screen, or require deposits to book that’s ancient history. I’ve been on TER, since 2005. I evolved. Looking at how many providers follow my trends I set your wrong.
I find your posts to be distasteful & disrespectful towards us providers. You obviously post to feel powerful here because your real life has no meaning. Continue with spreading hate. Suggesting I’m misrepresenting the industry is bs. You hobby at your level. Stating I’m on my menstrual cycle just proves again how ignorant your rants are it’s never ending. This is why I originally had you on my ignore list. Bye boy.
Read ANY of my reviews and you will quickly see that I prefer slender providers. You once were, and now you're not, and that is factual. If there is any SHAME in that, then it's on you. If you want to call getting bigger "evolving", that is your right, but you're here selling customers your body, and commenting on your looks is part of the evaluation process, like it or not. TER reviews require an evaluation of both looks and service, so if you don't like my evaluation, that's too bad, because TER recognizes appearance as part of a provider's evaluation by customers creating a profile. The drop-down list for ""build" includes choices of "a few extra pounds", "flabby" and "plus size." but since you are overly-sensitive about this aspect of being here, I will not say which one of these I would assign to you if I was creating your profile. Many providers continue to take care of their bodies well into their forties, fifties and sixties. I saw one last week that had just turned 50, and she was slim and hot as fuck. Nevertheless, there is still a market for big girls. Many get positive reviews from customers that like large and curvy women. Don't blame the messenger because you don't like the message. YOU are the one that decides what you are going to look like and how you will present yourself.
I can't help but laugh at you using the term, "us providers," when you are continually degrading other providers here for your one self-serving reasons. I made a reasonable assumption based on the tone of your post. If it's PMS, I will give you a pass on your bitchiness. If it's not, then I won't. Go ahead and escalate if you want, and together, we will make sure everyone here sees the real you in your responses. You will take the "L" and go in peace if you're smart, but I'm predicting you're not smart. Lol
Hello, @CDL
I visit this board on occasion just to peruse your highly-intelligent, correctly-spelled and most often comedic replies, which are always entirely "spot-on"! lol (Thank goodness, as it's truly paramount imho)
Btw, @CDL, if you're campaigning for the "supposed" esteemed hierarchy of "TER Monger-Of-The-Month",
you've got my vote 💯 ! (lol for me!)
However, I digress....
With regards to your retort of what I've quoted by you below, I agree yet again, 💯% :
"I can't help but laugh at you using the term, "us providers," when you are continually degrading other providers
here for your one self-serving reasons."
@CDL, You're only reiterating what many of "us Providers" "privately" concur regarding the constant
degradation by the "self-proclaimed most-high"!
0ne ponders; there must be substantial business in this P4P Universe in said "weight-class" for one to
cease undermining others with classless, baseless insults, be it directed often at both Providers and Mongers,
just for "promotion-sake"?
("Perhaps I'm being hypocritical? nah.... I think not!")
This is a free-speaking board whereupon, everyone can and should espouse an opinion.
Some deem it too-serious however, thankfully most come just for the humor! ("Pun-Intended)
However, slamming, slandering and pontificating with constant self-promotion as the primary means to one's end, seems to be the protocol of the promulgated malefactor!?
(I thought I read somewhere upon this General Board "No Ads Allowed"!? )
Subsequently, procured with repetitive, E G R E G I 0 U S composition, spelling and the ignominious desecration
of the "English Language", by a "mystery" notwithstanding, "College Degree-Holder" no less!? lol
(which btw, grinds me to no end..."hello", "spell check, check, check?" )
Significantly, or not, the ad nauseam statements of one being a "progenitor", which apparently is a "thing", which entitles one to be "Holier–than–thou"?
Supposedly, coupled-with an ofference of a self-imagined tighter hoo-ha seemingly laced with almighty platinum, yet served-up with the most off-putting personality of a "not smart" "Mean Girl" ?
Pffft! If I was a "Monger", I'd certainly have to bypass, delete or "ignore"! ....
Go figure... with all of these imagined spectacular characteristics, I guess I'd be compelled to pandering
on-the-daily within this forum with an aforementioned's esteemed status too... lol for me!
@CDL thanks for your comprehension, you are most definitely, always applauded for that!
In my humble World, "uplifting my compadres", is my mantra.... unless I find myself becoming so frustrated,
I must espose regarding the drivel that pains my eyes sometimes from one's "holier-than-thou" for me!
"Let The Games Begin"
He and a couple of others have been on my ignore list for a year or so. Nothing but hate and bitterness. Must be tough being an incel.
on your ignore list, since the list is made up of posters who made a fool of you on this board. Lol
Well ... *I* think you're hot as hell based on your website's pictures, so if you ever tour Boston, let me know :P
I toured years ago & would never again, but you can always fly me to you…
Thanks for the compliments love I’m blushing. Come to Westcoast the weathers lovely.🥰
... find on AliExpress, at least. I cannot speak to their effectiveness.
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But wait -- what was the basis for the seizure? What part of FDCA was violated? Are they alleging that the gel contains a controlled substance, or some other violation?
procedural if they didn't submit testing results to the FDA to back up their claims of effectiveness of the product. You can make general claims like, "This will make you feel better," but you can't make a specific claim that it tightens the vagina without submitting a study or testing results that show the specific ingredients gave that result. For male boner supplements, they all claim to have the ingredients that have been proven by science to enhance circulation and promote testosterone production, which does have a positive effect on erections for some, albeit however slight when compared to prescription meds.
And I think "prefilled syringes" come under special scrutiny.
red flags that warrant a closer investigation.