Not sure who the author was........

"Sex is the price women have to pay for marriage and Marriage is the price men have to pay for sex"

A truism if I ever saw one !

One person's happiness is another person's misery, and vice versa.

Woman insists on going out with a man to see if he is worth sleeping with and man sleeps with woman to see is she is worth going out with


Guess somewhere along the way they gotta reach same schedule


Lina

Getting Married is like climbing into a bath tub.
  After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.

.....Husbands who come home early kill people.

was common sticker back in the late 70's and early 80's... Ass, Gas or Grass. Nobody rides for free..

guy and a girl are walking down the isle and the guy is thinking how happy he is that he will get BJ's every day while the girl thinks: "I can finally stop sucking dick".

1) Beat me, slap me, kick me, fuck me, come on my tits, then Get The Fuck Out! (actually, it was a T-shirt).
2) I (heart) animals.  They're delicious! (above a bar in Breckinridge, Colorado)
3) Dick Cheney eats kittens (on the back window of my daughter's Jeep).
4) How's my driving?  Dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT.

1). Women get laid when they want. Men get laid when they can.
2). The worst sex I ever had was fantastic.

Take my boobs off your eyes!
Free mustache rides!

"I never get jealous when I see my ex, because my parents taught me to give my used toys away to the less fortunate."

What people won't endure to not be alone.......A BITCH FOR A WIFE or AN ABUSIVE HUSBAND/BOYFRIEND

Now just get the fuck out

MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

"I'm not getting more bald~I'm getting more head."

Then again, there's the old, old T-shirt line:  "If you can read this, the bitch fell off."

I love it because it causes people to collapse into apoplectic fits.

It ain't no joke and it keep providers in business.

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