A provider on the newbie board had asked about putting a "gift" selection on her website. As expected the consensus is yes, put a list on your site. While I know it is common for most providers to list their "gift" preferences on their website, it surprises me why so many hobbyists "gift" a provider above and beyond the envelope.

Providers. Why don't you "gift" us for a change?
I accept the following gift cards.....

Bass Pro Shop, Home Depot, and Guffey's Mens Wear.

Stop giving me extra time as a "gift"! Can't you tell that I am trying to get out?

from providers:

Jackets, sweaters, a watch, artwork, and even a very nice leather clutch that I use for hobbying.

I like to give jewelry.  They love to wear it and I love to look at them wearing it - I think I get the better part of the deal, to tell you the truth.

If giving gifts is not your thing, never feel compelled to give one.  It wouldn't be a gift then.

It's just a massive amount of insecurity really. It's also very sad and pathetic that grown men feel the need to partake in such nonsense. I guess the $300 or more isn't enough to show them worthy of the hooker's affections.

and I shouldn't really be surprised. It is funny that you mentioned disposable gifts. A few providers over the years have told me that some of these idiots even bring them flowers. So they bring attention to themselves by bringing flowers, then expect a provider to leave the hotel with them to draw in more attention.  

You do know they get thrown away in the nearest cylindrical filing cabinet in the lobby, right? I wouldn't even accept a $10 gift. Would you?

Buy me a Bentley or a $2000 gaudy purse requests.  What a fucking joke that is.  I would agree with Panthera that the last thing most providers need is more calories and flowers for hookers just looks pathetic.  These nervous looking guys in hallways and hotel lobbies with flowers and sweat on their brows  are a riot.  Why not wear a bumper sticker on your ass that reads "I'm here to see a hooker and I'm nervous as Hell".

Who said anything about hate? Sometimes you sound like you are 14 years old.

Re: I like giving vibrating coch rings to my clients as gifts

A gift never hurts.
Irrespective of the fact that you are paying for a service to be rendered, these are real people - who deserve to be treated with respect -  that you are spending time with.
A gift is always a nice touch.

You can respect them without treating them like a long lost girlfriend.

Showing up on time, paying then their fee, being washed and dressed appropriately, being friendly, etc that isnt enough anymore?  

How can a hooker not be thrilled to get an inquiry from YOU.  It'll raise her otherwise mediocre scores a bit.

I am in the minority of providers who find a wish list a bit tacky, but that's only for my business model. Who is going to believe I am the cold hearted, ballsy bitch my posts portray if I ask for a damn car on my website lol.

You did tell me you loved a convertible...right?

LOL, I did have a client buy me an SUV, but it sure as fk was not on my wish list. He was just a show off who was known for gifting hookers lavish shit, and since he posted in publicly, his pride would not let him back out. I don't even think the dude liked me all that much bwahahahaa.

Isn't this the last you saw of it?  

That's not too tacky to ask is it?

It is time for an upgrade though. Know anyone at Mercedes?

You know it! In the south, that's a great gift lol.

You can kill two birds that way...get that 10/10 and he'll buy you that Mercedes (make sure it's not stolen).

Is because they think it will make the provider fall in love with them.

for that bet from last week, or was it $100?

She still owes ME $100 from nearly a year ago  

Ok, follow the logic with these fucking weenies. They want it to be a "Girl Friend Experience." Ok. But how many times in your life have you bought a GF a present for a woman YOU HAVENT EVEN MET YET? Think about the absurdity.  

Panthera, what bet was that exactly?

She has an SUV and not a pickup.  

You've shown here on the boards that you're most likely not a gentleman. But I am certain you feel like a real he-man. You go, sweetheart!

Small gifts, nicely wrapped with a quality card are usually well received if you have gone out of you way to find a clever gift that she won't throw away. The card needs to be hand written and sincere! Human kindness reaps human kindness!

and you said that you would bet me $10 that it was that BSC provider that we now refer to as "T"? It wasn't "T" because she was sweet as pie to me in PM's. "T" wouldn't have swallowed her pride to be nice to me.

And perfect storm was trying to claim the prize...but I was actually the first to know his new alias.

If only you were younger and in shape I would show you in person

on real prize-winners like you!!  Sucks for me. :P

I was first!
And DC put out a cease and desist order on you trying to collect anyway!

That's such bullshit. Let's see, who is more "compassionate," shall we? A guy who sees me ONE time ($600) and gives me a pair of shoes, or a guy who sees me FOUR times ($2400) and never gives me some materialistic gift that does nothing to help pay off my mortgage.  Easy answer for me. Some wonder why they are still renting and over 40.

-- Modified on 5/14/2013 1:07:12 PM

I guess we both lost on that one

Maybe this will refresh LR's memory?

Posted By: perfectstorm

I was first!  
 And DC put out a cease and desist order on you trying to collect anyway!  
 

And suggest that GrandMa (or Mom) isn't blowing and fucking little Johnnie Boy.  Of course this doesn't apply to those in Kentucky!

Helping a stranger fix a tire...yep, random.

LOL, a "random" act of kindness would be sending her a paypal with her donation and NOT fkin her.

With a note....hand written of course  

No flowers or candy though.
I was partial to books, and things like that.

WTF are you talking about? Trying to look cool? Why would need to do that on a fuck board with a bunch hookers and johns?

As far as my crotch is concerned, you shouldn't be fixated on that.

You were giving books to providers?  You know that shit went right into the trash right after they were done throwing up.

To be honest. I really don't care what they did with them.
Or if they thought it was pathetic blah blah blah.
It really wasn't for them. It was for me. To make me comfortable.
It really isn't that complicated.
Oh. Oops. Was I supposed to say how I'm a big tough hobbyist that was never nervous?
Well it's not the truth. If a book, or trinket helped me get my dick hard then that's okay in my book.

I don't know if I am talking about balls or flowers. You are the first person that I ever heard of who gets hard because he buys trinkets for hookers.  

Now that's a fetish I haven't heard of. Do you make her read it in front of you as you jerk off into the pages?

It isn't the giving per say.
Just a way to break the ice.
Like having a drink.
So some people might bring a bottle of wine, have a glass, and talk about whatever.
I don't like the idea of drinking before fucking. Ill get drunk, and fuck it up.
So I thought of bringing a book, or something like that.  
This way if things became awkward in-between pops, or whatever. There was an icebreaker.
Something to help "chemistry". I see that word used alot. It's a little strong, but I think you catch my drift.

I looked through this old ass book of early erotica with a girl in between pops.
We checked out the old style poses they used back then. She tried to copy a few.. It was fun!
I found this book on ebay for 30 bucks.  
Still probably one of the best ways I spent time in between pops.
So in a way yes. That really got my dick hard.
It was a very old book. So no I didn't cum on it.  
If it were a paperback.. Maybe.

OUCH! That's hooker math that I can understand.

is that I don't unleash my true personality on them. It's a gift they don't know they received, but a gift none the less.

someone who books 2 X $10K weekends each year for 5 years in a row, and brings you a Dior bag, Manolos, or some other extravagant gift each time he visits you? And the weekends are usually in some fab city like Paris, London, or San Francisco, and during them you dine at the finest restaurants, have at least one couples' spa treatment, and see a great show? Plus silly little souvenirs? That's pretty generous and compassionate. And it was more than one fellow.  

ooks definitely make me horny  

Posted By: TheHoundOfCullin

I looked through this old ass book of early erotica with a girl in between pops.  
 We checked out the old style poses they used back then. She tried to copy a few.. It was fun!  
 I found this book on ebay for 30 bucks.  
 Still probably one of the best ways I spent time in between pops.  
 So in a way yes. That really got my dick hard.  
 It was a very old book. So no I didn't cum on it.  
 If it were a paperback.. Maybe.

race to the bottom- who can be the meanest and nastiest, who can hurl the most insults, who can exhibit the most ignorant behavior. It's a good thing we can't see them- scratching their balls and burping. Or picking their zits in their mama's basement.  

Yep, but if we call you...you will still say yes and fuck us and take our money. So you are already at the bottom and we are just racing to get to you.

24/7/365. How in the world do you find the time?

It seems like just yesterday that you were begging for reviews. I suppose that time flies when you go from indigent to wealthy in less then 1 year lol.

You look young and in shape and very reasonable in the donation dept

Just remember something Grace. Most of us don't hire you for your reading skills. I could care less how intelligent a provider professes to be. In fact, I have found that those who boast the most are the most insecure of all and lack self esteem.

Keep it simple. I want you to suck my dick, spread your legs, get on your knees and do what I pay you to do. I am not interested in the books that you read, your alleged education, or your pedigree.
You do your job, I get my rocks off, you get paid and we are both happy. Simple enough, right?

Nah. The reviews are necessary when you're online I have discovered, so I certainly encourage them. The extravagant trips were back in the day when I actually had the freedom and time to do weekend engagements. I no longer have that freedom or time, or I would definitely be there and not here. The situation in which I find myself now allows me to still have a foot in this world and gain a different perspective than I had before. And it's certainly been an eye-opener.

Someone like Grace won't see "most" of you. She's probably pretty selective. Sorry Panty!

Asking Panty to understand anything beyond his very small and narrow world view is like asking a fish to understand the moon. I'm going to try to have more patience with him as a result of this. He deserves my sympathy more than my ire, right? Poor ignorant devil. He probably is 12.

After all you guys do come for the visit, us women are mainly in it for the money, and perks that come along with this lifestyle. So it makes sense for us to put that stuff up there, as many guys love to give gifts to providers who they want to see again, or appreciate, or connect with.  

aha, Sarah, we should definitely have a book discussion! I love getting new recommendations for what to read.  
Regarding pity vs. ire, you're certainly right, which is why I really try to stay off of the message boards outside my home board, where the gentlemen have some sense. When I start dealing with these fellas who can't read, make ridiculous claims, and then  project their pettiness/frustration/insecurity onto us ladies, well, sometimes my temper gets the best of me. Especially when they start talking about what we'll do when they "hire" us...when will they get that the selection process goes the other way around? Haha. BTW- always nice when we ladies stick together against the vocal minority of idiots on here

You can't speak for her and you have absolutely no idea how she screens or how many references and okay's that I have. You are merely taking a pot shot.

You are just upset because I told you I would not see you because you are too fat and too old for me.

Selective. That's funny.

An alias. You poor dear. Whatever you say sweetheart.  

I could not resist that.

You will never win the war of words (or wits) with me. You just work yourself into a state of frustration and confusion and that troubles me

Whoa, not sure if your post is directed at me, but I insulted no one. I said it was bullshit to say that just because a guy does not bring a gift to every provider he sees, makes him less of a gentleman. I am not here looking for a boyfriend, and I find taking lavish gifts from many married men to be in bad taste. Some of my biggest spenders have never given me a gift, and I have seen them for YEARS. Yes, ONE guy who I met ONE time bought me an SUV, but other than that I don't look at guys who pay me to give me gifts on top of it. I am not their wife or gf. Small gifts such as wine, candles, gift cards, sure...but expensive jewels? Ha...no thanks. I would be appalled to explain where I got that from.  

You can argue and debate here without resorting to such personal attacks, and that goes for you too, Panthera! Mocking one's physical appearance and age, does nothing for either party. We all know how old we are, and we do have a mirror. Having our attributes or lack thereof, pointed out is not exactly a revelation. Be nice bitches!

The difference between buys and sellers. Those with the money feel they can insult. I wonder what these two look like? Unsolicited advice is most always a thinly veiled insult. In this case, there is no subtlety, just done to insult.

Sure is witty and you used two three letter words.

No, you didn't insult anyone. Panty's done plenty of that- the insult comment was directed at him. But you are pretty scathing of the concept of gifts. I can see your points, for sure. But I don't see any reason to be so intolerant of the concept if others don't have your same issues.

Loser has to buy the coffee  

I took up for Panthera in one context, and you in another. Both of you had valid points besides the insults. I don't consider a guy who pays my bills and does not give me some gift, to be any less of a gentleman...that is absurd. My website does not say "2 hours-$600 plus gift" for me to consider a guy a good client. Some of my favorites have never given me a gift, and I adore them without any of that.  

That rapier wit and those three letter word zingers, all I can say is WOW.

Model not included  LOL

Fucking isn't much of an option  

Seems like a slam dunk to me

Lol! But that *is* your image.

My comment about Pants not being a gentleman had nothing to do with his desire to gift or not. It had to do with the fact that he is not a gentleman, period.

Would love to share reading lists.

to women you can't afford, might make them think you're a little NUTTY. Just sayin....

Judge me off of what I post on a GD board on TER? LMAO. I think everyone that posts here is a little nutty. If peeps can't understand that 90% of what is posted here is just as you so eloquently put "shit". Then quite frankly they shouldn't be here. I don't care what is said. If I met any person on this board in person I would treat them with respect until they gave me a reason not to. Until then................

Not to mention the amount of back channeling that goes on to support the faux "I hate you" posts  

to call me names (several of them) and you want to say that I am not a gentleman because I don't give gifts to hookers.

Lets talk about being a lady, something that has obviously escaped you. You need to take a look at yourself. Go ahead the mirror probably won't crack.

You are still upset because I called you fat. No one has called me a liar, lol. Not even you.

and judge for yourself. Would it have been better if I would have said she is "pleasingly plump"? The pleasingly part would be a lie. I don't fuck fat girls.