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Re: Hello 911? I need the Magic Medic quick!
MagicMedic 5 Reviews 2583 reads
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1 / 27

I was sitting in the ambulance in a nearby town, checking out TER on my tablet when the dispatcher sends us a call. Chest Pain, 60ish year old male at one of the local hotels.

I put the tablet away as my partner starts in the direction of the call with lights and sirens. The call notes start coming in as we are en route... "pt has taken "a little blue pill" and has a heart condition". In case y'all don't know taking ED pills while already on medication for a heart problem, can cause a serious drop in your blood pressure.  

We arrive on the scene, grab our gear, and head to the room. I knock on the door as I announce we are the paramedics. When the door opens, I know instantly what happened here. A beautiful, thin and tall brunette wearing a sweatshirt and skirt and I notice a pair of high heels against the wall by the TV.  

The guy is laying on the bed with a pair of boxers on, long black socks (I just found it funny), and he is sweating his ass off. He surprisingly had no luggage, and is confused when someone asked the name of his "friend", I divert the attention off that question to help save some possible trouble. He wants to be sure we grab all of his clothes and wallet. As we are on the way to the hospital, he tells me what medications he takes daily...and the extra one he took today. I reassure him that I won't give any details to the hospital, and tell him "don't sweat it dude I'm only going to give the medical details not the room number" LOL.  

The gentleman is fine, and I have no idea where his "friend" went. To her credit she stuck around and stayed on the phone with 911 until we got there, she was gone by the time we got to the ambulance.

I wonder if this is going to change her screening in the future?

MM

inicky46 61 Reviews 504 reads
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2 / 27
AlexandraMilw See my TER Reviews 696 reads
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3 / 27

sticks around to make sure the guy is ok.

Excellent story. I worry that may happen to me, as I see almost all older guys... and in reality I'd rather stick around and help him live and accept the legal consequences then run away and have him die.

That gal should get big respect because it is not easy to stick around. I could not live with myself if I left someone to die. Honestly.

Big thank you for sharing MM. And a VERY big thanks for being understanding!!!

MagicMedic 5 Reviews 472 reads
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4 / 27
MagicMedic 5 Reviews 568 reads
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mislaid 24 Reviews 763 reads
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7 / 27

Last Fall, I had Laprocopic Abdomenal Surgery.  I'm slowly drifting awake from the general anesthesia in the recovery area and there's a "Condaleeza Spice's." genetic, almost as pretty, double nurse fussing around me. I'm still half awake, groggy, eyes semi open, when  to my left from the next cubicle over, I hear a young lady's voice saying "Ok, up from Triage, we're getting a 31 year old male with erectile dysfunction who's OD'd on ED meds. He's going to be having his erection for the next TEN hours" and she keeps getting repeating it over and over, all in different tones and pitches. Both my eyes flew open and I say "HUH????" I'm biting my lip not to break out with laughter as I was told it can burst the stitches.  
 

From her station opposite me, the nurse see me stifling my laughter and she comes over to to whisper in my ear "the TV medical reality show 'NY Medical' shoots here and they're shooting a scene now. The actress is a real live ER nursing supervisor. She repeats her lines every which way for later editing at the studio. If you'd like, I'll pull back the curtain so you can watch." She does and I see two hot blondes, one the nurse speaking and the other a nearly as beautiful double of a wonderful blonde UTR provider I know, filming her with a digital video camera. No crew. No director. No lighting, etc. Just the two of them.  

 
Wheen she's done with the shoot, I ask the nurse/actress when's the guy being brought up as I'd love to see the look on his face with 10 hours to go. She winks back and says "would you sign a release as I'd want to have you say that on film." I reply "I only do one take!" We all burst out laughing and they left. I could not stop myself from laughing. Thank heavens, the anesthesia and meds blocked the pain.  

 
Only in NYC!!!

KSM46 33 Reviews 665 reads
posted
8 / 27

I am sure that most if not all of the women on these boards would have done no less. This little world of ours is definitely a world with a heart.

-- Modified on 5/31/2013 5:02:58 AM

MagicMedic 5 Reviews 650 reads
posted
9 / 27

They take a large bore needle and a 50cc syringe and drain the blood until there is no more erection.  
Think that sounds bad? The alternative is much worse.

MM

Mr.Tennis 1 Reviews 639 reads
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10 / 27
TheHoundOfCullin 9 Reviews 574 reads
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13 / 27

Awsome story!  
If I go down that way. I'm asking for you! :D

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 486 reads
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14 / 27
MagicMedic 5 Reviews 445 reads
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15 / 27

LR has already joked about having my phone number and calling me first. Said it's either call me or throw'em to the gators, lol

MM

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 586 reads
posted
16 / 27

Why not just treat it by offering a blow job? Everyone is happy that way and you don't have to bill the HMO bwahahaha.

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 541 reads
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17 / 27

I do not fk with guys who use Viagra anymore. If he lies about it, see ya dummy!

liamdoherty 25 Reviews 556 reads
posted
18 / 27

asked her to call you later.......
You'll never know now if she would have given you .......

SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 587 reads
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19 / 27
MagicMedic 5 Reviews 551 reads
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22 / 27

First she would kick me in the head again if I broke a story like that on TER.
Second is I taught her CPR, but I taught her like this
  1) suck my Cock
2) I eat your Pussy
   3) then we Repeat... proper CPR in my book.

Third is I still enjoy her company and would not want to jeopardize that.

M

sethric56 14 Reviews 506 reads
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24 / 27

Quick 2 call...and in I go. I' hard before I get in the room. The cloths hit the floor...I leave my socks on though (the ladies love it) We hit the bed...and...Next thing I know, I wake up to flashing lights...and she has invited three dudes into the room. WTF?!?

nahtynikkey See my TER Reviews 474 reads
posted
25 / 27

I have always seen the commercials where they state, "If an erection lasts over 4 hours, please seek medical help", & I always wondered what happened at the ER. I watched a new Al Pacino movie last week(can't remember the name), & he took a handful of "little blue pills" & ended up in the ER later that nite.. & the doctor was explaining how he was going to have to drain the blood that had congealed in the penis, lol... up until that movie, I had no idea!

Posted By: MagicMedic
They take a large bore needle and a 50cc syringe and drain the blood until there is no more erection.    
 Think that sounds bad? The alternative is much worse.  
   
 MM

MagicMedic 5 Reviews 482 reads
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26 / 27
MagicMedic 5 Reviews 470 reads
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27 / 27

True. I could just imagine saving her ass, only to lose my job getting a piece of the very same ass. My  priorities are a little higher than that, although the thought certainly crossed my mind, lol

M

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