TER probably will take weeks to announce it, but I'll go out on a limb and say it was this one:
http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/showReview.asp?Review=1459554

A conspicuously beloved perennial would have been more apropos.  

But by what means are you able to determine (speculate) that this was the 1,000,000th review?

Actually simple math and counting. Total number of reviews are always listed at the top of the page. When I went to bed last night, there were 999,879 reviews, so I already knew the millionth would post during the night (my time). This morning when I woke up, there was 1,000,082. I then clicked on "new reviews" and counted back 82 spots. That is still my best guess. I am not guaranteeing that is the one. I did say "I'm going out on a limb."

I was going to predict that too. I actually did make a comment on that a few weeks back on the porn star board, and the S&P board!

congrats to TER on its millionth review posted ... that's some bragging rights.  

Just look at the top of the page where it lists the # of users online, New Reviews and Total Reviews.  As of this post the total was 1,000,168.

Anywhere from a couple hundred million to a half billion dollar "invisible" economy.  Not to mention all the ancillary economic impacts,  e.g. gasoline purchased,  dinners paid for,  hotel rooms rented,  etc.

This moron has proabably never gave the site a dime, and now he gets a year for free? BOOOOOOOOOOO! I want that damn VIP!

No, we love new members of course, and you already DID join up because you have a handle. It was a JOKE, but if you are that peeved at something so innocent, yah, might want to stay on the newbie board where everyone is nice. Wait til the boys start going at it.

doesn't the contest say "submitted review".

If it turns out that she is really, really hot, I might be more understanding. If she is a member of the OTHFBC, then all bets are off. lol

FWIW, I really don't give a fuck who won, it's only a free year of VIP, not a full year of free pussy. I would have thought they would have at least have given a free overnight with the provider of the winners choice. Well, within reason of course, not with one of those delusional hookers who thinks her pussy is made of gold and who asks for 10 grand for an overnight. lol

A free overnight shouldn't be restricted for any reasons...it is after all a free overnight paid for by the nice mods and admin at TER.  Considering they are saving millions on jet fuel as the TER jet is sitting doing nothing...dropping 10k for any hooker shouldn't be that big of a deal.

the order they are submitted? Would that be too logical?

Ha, as a prize if I were you I'd go with both of them, and I can watch in the background, and cheer you three on. I'll be the best cheerleader EVER, and note taker.

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It does say the person who "submits" the millionth review. However, right above that it says they are fast approaching "publishing" the millionth review. I read that as whoever "submits" the millionth "published" review. If it was the millionth submitted review, (just based on submissions) that would have been a few years back I'm sure. If they just published a million, imagine how many hundred thousand were rejected!

You don't know shit about the people here or their personalities, and if you honestly think anyone was suggesting to fix some dumb ass contest, then you really ARE naive. No one is going to kiss your ass here, but you've proven not to be as "sweet and fragile" as your first post so desperately tried to illustrate. Welcome aboard! You'll do just fine. Let us know when you get your first review lol. Six board memberships and you've never found TER til now, and you don't have a single review or even a website? LMAO...nice try honey, but the boys already know who you are.  

So here goes, Miss "I am a member of six national boards" KISS MY ASS!!!

Hey LR, is that what you wanted??? lmao

BTW "MissJessicaLee" London might be a bitch, but she's OUR bitch, and I would rather have a dozen bitches like her than another prissy little know it all that starts telling others how to act here on their very first post. Don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out. If you think London's bad, just wait til you see how bad her asshole friends like me are. Now please go piss off, and do it now

Oh, I am being stalked by some nut job who has asked me to "tell my friends to leave him/her alone, and that I can handle myself." He/she says if I don't, Destin will be just another shit hole I have created for myself" lol. So, please, pretty please with a cherry on top, leave this psycho alone. Would be nice if I could tell you guys WHO to leave alone, but the idiot did not give me any indication of who he/she might be. I just figured it had to be some p*ssy on TER that got attacked, being this is the ONLY board I post on, and have for over a year.  

It's like the poor guy who was just beside himself after he got a letter saying "if you don't stop fucking my wife, I am going to kill you" the letter was unsigned. lol

Oh well, there are only three types of people I fuck with. The ones I like, the ones I hate, and the ones I don't really care one way or the other about. Does that narrow it down for you? lmao

Ok, so I was new about 11 years ago. Stick around. You haven't seen bitchy yet. BTW, you wouldn't happen to be Canadian would you?

ow you're really wound pretty tight aren't you?  try some yoga...  

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now that's funny.