If so you should.  Why?  My first time having anal sex (in high school - damn I am a stud) the girl ripped a big one.  We both continued as if nothing happened.  But upon further reflection I now know that is a GREAT sign that the sex is soooo fucking hot!

A couple of weeks ago as I was having sex with my wife (she pounding away on top).  I then let loose with a non-noxious air blow.  We both laughed and I commented that her enthusiasm released an air bubble.  

So see farting during sex is a GOOD thing.

Next time when you have sex if you or the PROVIDER don't RIP A BIG ONE then work on your game.

By the way I am one of the few perverts that believes women farting is sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!


P.S.  Posted under an alias because I don't want to be known as a PERVERT (even though I am)

that's the original title.

I would go with : C ) blast them into oblivion---------since the OP deals with flatulence, highly appropriate----LOL !  For those who don't know what I'm talking about, check link below.

My conclusion : I think "Quasimodo" needs to take Beano.

Ok, folks----start throwing your popcorn & beer at "the village idiot"-----------

he played the corpse in "Weekend At Bernie's"--------he should sue for defamation------LOL !

It was a question.  Maybe a question you didn't like but nonetheless a question.

Typical problem with this country now is assholes who think the only good questions come out of THEIR mouths.

Fuck off Dude.

assholes-------think you need to work on that----

There's farts, queefs, and air spoiling foulness. I admit to having done it in the heat of the moment. Laughed off and moved on. It happens!

Is such a turn off for me!
I had two good and generous clients, regulars.
The first one, I think he did on purpose when I was sucking his cock.
It was a two hours session, I got up, took the envelope, figured out the amount I had to give back, and told him to leave. I could not continue any longer. Total turn off!
The second guy was a weekly regular, always very clean, shaved and showered soon he walked in, because he loved cock, balls and ass play.
He KNEW hygiene was important for the kind of sessions he enjoyed and so was NO eating before coming to see me.
Well, he came one day after a lunch loaded with garlic and spices and when I was sucking him, he farted right on my face.
I finished the session right there, told him to leave and I didn't answer his calls again.
So if you THINK is funny to fart during a session with a provider, THINK again.
Your wives laugh about it because they have no other choice, they are stuck living with you.
We are not stuck with clients, we can say no and terminate an appointment.
So if you decide to play the fart game with a girl, it might be the last time you are seeing her.

I don't buy the blowing off of regular clients over a fart and food. I also call BS on the donation refunds.

I believe this is fairly common when in a relaxed state. There have been many times that I had to hold in a fart, and only recall one of them escaping.
I have had providers farting on me on at least 3 occasions. Each just said "sorry" and we went about our business. It's no big deal unless it is intentional.

Thanks for the laugh this morning.

If you're going to fart during sex, make it a good one.  Throw her off to the side, cover her head with the sheet, and brew up a great "dutch oven" treat.  I'm sure it would be a huge turn of for her!  Do some teabagging, then at the last moment, slide up over her nose and mouth and lit it rip!  Let her do the same!  The ultimate finish is the double boiler in 69!  How could you both not cum with such noxious excitement!  Don't forget to insert a rectal tube into each of you prior to sex!

The aroma of stewing,fermenting, ripening methane, blown out in harmony during 69  is the ultimate fantasy ending!  

I was busy with a very nice round of DATY, and she was squirming and wiggling, when she suddenly dropped one that had to measure about a 6.5 on the rectum scale. I tried to pay no attention, but she followed it up with a couple of 3.8 aftershocks that ended all desire to stay in the neighborhood. We moved on to other activities.

It's a lot more amusing now, than it was then.

position lol.  I always appreciate enthusiasm....

For a man to do that to a provider is extremely rude.BUT I love it when she blows that sweet perfume from her fart hole....

Not that I would ever in a million years, and besides, they would smell like roses, but....

couldn't let that one get by-----

I bet you my brother knows. rofl

And wants us to be happy'?

I knew I liked him for some reason!

& Sally Sold Sex by the Sea Shore--to put new turns on old alliterative phrases------

I just laughed so hard I could not breath...awesome!!!!

and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb4MqmJux7g&feature=related