Do you fart during sex?

that's the original title.

Seaking of dumb questions

I would go with : C ) blast them into oblivion---------since the OP deals with flatulence, highly appropriate----LOL !  For those who don't know what I'm talking about, check link below.

My conclusion : I think "Quasimodo" needs to take Beano.

Ok, folks----start throwing your popcorn & beer at "the village idiot"-----------

he played the corpse in "Weekend At Bernie's"--------he should sue for defamation------LOL !

If a guy farts during a session, sorry, but I will not see him again

Is such a turn off for me!
I had two good and generous clients, regulars.
The first one, I think he did on purpose when I was sucking his cock.
It was a two hours session, I got up, took the envelope, figured out the amount I had to give back, and told him to leave. I could not continue any longer. Total turn off!
The second guy was a weekly regular, always very clean, shaved and showered soon he walked in, because he loved cock, balls and ass play.
He KNEW hygiene was important for the kind of sessions he enjoyed and so was NO eating before coming to see me.
Well, he came one day after a lunch loaded with garlic and spices and when I was sucking him, he farted right on my face.
I finished the session right there, told him to leave and I didn't answer his calls again.
So if you THINK is funny to fart during a session with a provider, THINK again.
Your wives laugh about it because they have no other choice, they are stuck living with you.
We are not stuck with clients, we can say no and terminate an appointment.
So if you decide to play the fart game with a girl, it might be the last time you are seeing her.

Why do you think it is sexy if the bombs are NOT lethal???

If you're going to fart during sex, make it a good one.  Throw her off to the side, cover her head with the sheet, and brew up a great "dutch oven" treat.  I'm sure it would be a huge turn of for her!  Do some teabagging, then at the last moment, slide up over her nose and mouth and lit it rip!  Let her do the same!  The ultimate finish is the double boiler in 69!  How could you both not cum with such noxious excitement!  Don't forget to insert a rectal tube into each of you prior to sex!

The aroma of stewing,fermenting, ripening methane, blown out in harmony during 69  is the ultimate fantasy ending!  

Re: Not me, but the lady did...

I was busy with a very nice round of DATY, and she was squirming and wiggling, when she suddenly dropped one that had to measure about a 6.5 on the rectum scale. I tried to pay no attention, but she followed it up with a couple of 3.8 aftershocks that ended all desire to stay in the neighborhood. We moved on to other activities.

It's a lot more amusing now, than it was then.

I've always been honored if the lady let out a good queef. A fart is okay too depending on the

position lol.  I always appreciate enthusiasm....

For a man to do that to a provider is extremely rude.BUT I love it when she blows that sweet perfume from her fart hole....

Not that I would ever in a million years, and besides, they would smell like roses, but....