Haven't been able to see the link but your post makes me think of guys who are inexperienced and send a 'shopping list'.  This happens all the time with new clients for my friend who is a mistress.  They send her a list of punishments they want and mostly by the time she whips then three times they are trying to escape!

Another example of poor research and unrealistic expectations.

Absolutely!

I don't know how many times,at clubs, i've approached a young lady only to receive a hearty "Go away creep"!!!

isn't that a GFE???? Maybe a WE(wife experience)LOL

Yep! DFK + BBBJ + Multiple positions=GFE!

But, not in my book.

Enjoy a half-hour of GFE? YouBetcherBippy I have!

I made an appt with a hot little blonde who was at one time the flavor of the month locally. I made my way to the motel where she was staying, made the call and went on in....

When I cleared the door she was already nude and really hot - in both appearance and temperature. She came right up to me, jumped into my arms with her legs around my waist, and started DFKing me.

Then she told me that though I had asked for an hour she only had a half hour so we'd better get right to it....

we were so enraptured with each other (lol) that we *forgot to close the door*. A while later she let out a scream for orgasm number 1, and hotel maid number 1 came running in....... while we were locked together in mish. I ignored her and carried on.....  she excused herself after a bit of ogling and an entirely indecent interval (I was about to invite her to join in - she was cute....).

We hit it in doggie and lazy dog for a while and time was running short.

Toward the end of the session, when I had the lady on her knees and was feeding her, maid # 2 came walking in..... but performed a very sharp 180 and left us in peace. Just as well - in her case the scenery was not up to par.... I frankly did not give a fuck, as I was just about on my way, but I suggested that blondie might want to move to a different motel.....

This session featured DFK, my clothes being virtually ripped off, definitely feeling "wanted", thirty minutes of no holds barred athletic sex, and a fantastic finish for me as well as the thrill of being watched by a pretty maid.

Hell - it does not get more "GFE" than that as far as I'm concerned...

tells me to "go jerk off."   AKA "wife experience!"

That's when you've had the girl friend / wife ..too long.

So yes, that would be a GFE to me.  lol

I can't count the number of times

I've had a great 'nooner' with a real girlfriend. Lunch hour minus travel minus quick grooming = about 20 minutes of gettin' busy. Plus she got lunch!!! hehehe

Done it plenty of times actually.

Seriously... most providers advertising HH rates are advertising "one and done", which I would not consider GFE in my book.

That said, we all have a definition of GFE. For me, it is the intangibles coupled with a few specifics. For others, it all about the specifics: DFK, BBBJ, etc.

I did a HH with one young lady and I would definitely repeat. Of course, thats because she had labia to die for,and I'm "a sucker" for a nice set of labes

WTF! Just downed a fifth of Seagrams with my neighbor

Plus beers, and I can't believe anyone would or could have a GFE in half an hour.

Sorry, two hours minimum with me. Ask around.

I like to take my time. What's the fucking rush?

Enjoy the lady, and the time you spend with her.

Fuck! Literally and figuritively!