Has anyone had a GFE experience in half an hour? Even in America I thought it took a few dates to score...

Tamara G x

Yes, I'm definitely on the side of quality, not euphimisms/acronysms/whatever!

Haven't been able to see the link but your post makes me think of guys who are inexperienced and send a 'shopping list'.  This happens all the time with new clients for my friend who is a mistress.  They send her a list of punishments they want and mostly by the time she whips then three times they are trying to escape!

Another example of poor research and unrealistic expectations.

I don't know how many times,at clubs, i've approached a young lady only to receive a hearty "Go away creep"!!!

isn't that a GFE???? Maybe a WE(wife experience)LOL

But, not in my book.

I made an appt with a hot little blonde who was at one time the flavor of the month locally. I made my way to the motel where she was staying, made the call and went on in....

When I cleared the door she was already nude and really hot - in both appearance and temperature. She came right up to me, jumped into my arms with her legs around my waist, and started DFKing me.

Then she told me that though I had asked for an hour she only had a half hour so we'd better get right to it....

we were so enraptured with each other (lol) that we *forgot to close the door*. A while later she let out a scream for orgasm number 1, and hotel maid number 1 came running in....... while we were locked together in mish. I ignored her and carried on.....  she excused herself after a bit of ogling and an entirely indecent interval (I was about to invite her to join in - she was cute....).

We hit it in doggie and lazy dog for a while and time was running short.

Toward the end of the session, when I had the lady on her knees and was feeding her, maid # 2 came walking in..... but performed a very sharp 180 and left us in peace. Just as well - in her case the scenery was not up to par.... I frankly did not give a fuck, as I was just about on my way, but I suggested that blondie might want to move to a different motel.....

This session featured DFK, my clothes being virtually ripped off, definitely feeling "wanted", thirty minutes of no holds barred athletic sex, and a fantastic finish for me as well as the thrill of being watched by a pretty maid.

Hell - it does not get more "GFE" than that as far as I'm concerned...

tells me to "go jerk off."   AKA "wife experience!"

That's when you've had the girl friend / wife ..too long.

So yes, that would be a GFE to me.  lol

I've had a great 'nooner' with a real girlfriend. Lunch hour minus travel minus quick grooming = about 20 minutes of gettin' busy. Plus she got lunch!!! hehehe

Done it plenty of times actually.

Seriously... most providers advertising HH rates are advertising "one and done", which I would not consider GFE in my book.

That said, we all have a definition of GFE. For me, it is the intangibles coupled with a few specifics. For others, it all about the specifics: DFK, BBBJ, etc.

I did a HH with one young lady and I would definitely repeat. Of course, thats because she had labia to die for,and I'm "a sucker" for a nice set of labes

Plus beers, and I can't believe anyone would or could have a GFE in half an hour.

Sorry, two hours minimum with me. Ask around.

I like to take my time. What's the fucking rush?

Enjoy the lady, and the time you spend with her.

Fuck! Literally and figuritively!

cheap shit, that is. No wonder you need two hours to get done what I can in a half hour LOL

If I ever get my hands on ya, I'm going to teach you to drink like a fucking grown up.

Macallan Gran Reserva 18 year old single malt. That'll put hair on your chest lol....

My neighbor wants to turn me on to the finer points of Scotch.

He came over because we're going to have some people take care of some 'yard shit' for us.

Hey. I'd rather drink and pay to watch than have to actually get my lazy, drunken ass out there and do the shit that I'm getting shit for!

And as far as hair on chest? I got that. And that's another thing that pisses me off. I have some white hairs coming out, and Mikey ain't diggin' it in the slightest bit!

hell - wait til you get coarse silver grey hairs growing out your ears, and on your balls LOL

Yard shit you say? What - "honey do" list? Fuck that. That's why I only got married once, and why it lasted only two years, and why I have not repeated the mistake since '79.

Any lady shacks up with me has to know where my priorities lay lol

But how come it took two of you to polish off a fifth?

Yeah, GFE to me is DFK, DATY, BBBJ, nice smile and attitude. It can happens in 30 minutes.

You need to believe in lust at first sight. I've been with a girl who stuck her tongue inside my mouth after she opened the door. And it was non-stop from then on.

Ahh man! Thanks for the fucking visual!

No 'honey do' list here. More like 'HOA list'. Fuckers. Never had the pleasure of being married.

Asked a girl once. Then sobered up the next day. I shit you not!

As far as the fifth, I was feeling generous. I'm actually quite cordial and when I ask you if you want to get shitty with me, you know you're in my good graces. Whether THAT means anything or not to anyone is a different story!

Lotsa manginas are manscapers. Make their stuff all soft and hairless and feminine like a little girl LOL.

I'm willing to do some *trimming* (short bush makes the tree look taller LOL) and to be scrupulously CLEAN but other than that, DEAL with it. Real man here, not a "metrosexual".

You're pretty damned generous with your "good graces" lol. Helluva lot moreso than I am. There are not ten people on this fucking planet who are in my "good graces". Learned my lesson being too generous with my headspace a long time ago.

Cheers

GTM