Uhh, though the experiences I've had with ladies sticking a finger, or(?), in my ass is limited, no one yet has complained or told me what I had for dinner the night before.
If the thought makes you feel like fainting, maybe you should leave the ass-play to more experienced and receptive of the bunch?
I like to give people the benefit of the doubt. And this is just another exercise why I shouldn't respond to alias ass-hats that have nothing better to do than to post a question cuz they're bored and have no intention other than to waste other people's time.
Just chalk it up to another reason why I think, fuck that, KNOW, alias' are going to ruin this site.
Fucking people refuse to use alias' properly.
Oh well. You and everybody else will continue to pay into a system that doesn't work anymore. You log on, actually hear the crickets chirp, and wonder why you shell out $ for nothing because the ones that get wise will stop.
You think this is the only review site?
All I gotta say is keep it up. You'll drive more than me away. That I know for a fact.
Some of us love aliases and have a great deal of fun with them. Here's one you reminded me of that I've never used and have been waiting for the right occasion to unleash. And, yes, there really was a Groom of the Stool (see link). In Merrie Olde England it was unthinkable that the King should do anything so disgusting as wipe is own ass. So, after every royal dump, the Groom of the Stool would cleanse the King's stanky ass. This was as prized position because, to be an ass-istant of this type gave private access to the the King like no other (No Shit! if you'll pardon the pun!). So, mikey, I'm announcing an opening to serve as my Groom of the Stool. Waddaya say? Thus endeth the lesson.
We need more "groom stoolers" and less whiners. I too love to unleash a good alias name. I've noticed the wise ass alias' typically give the best advice on this board.
Wouldn't everybody like to have a well-groomed stool? But seriously, I usually give "real" advice under my handle and use aliases for fun. Rarely, I do use them to flame in extreme circumstances, a/k/a the P&R board.
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