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BringingTheAlias 113 reads
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Kent_Dorfman1614 reads

can girls feel your poop when they do that?

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MP67330 reads

Uhh, though the experiences I've had with ladies sticking a finger, or(?), in my ass is limited, no one yet has complained or told me what I had for dinner the night before.

If the thought makes you feel like fainting, maybe you should leave the ass-play to more experienced and receptive of the bunch?

Just a thought...

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Kent_Dorfman264 reads

ok, sorry. i just never had it done before and i dont know how far up the poop is. sounds icky though.

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MP67177 reads

I like to give people the benefit of the doubt. And this is just another exercise why I shouldn't respond to alias ass-hats that have nothing better to do than to post a question cuz they're bored and have no intention other than to waste other people's time.

Just chalk it up to another reason why I think, fuck that, KNOW, alias' are going to ruin this site.

Fucking people refuse to use alias' properly.

Oh well. You and everybody else will continue to pay into a system that doesn't work anymore. You log on, actually hear the crickets chirp, and wonder why you shell out $ for nothing because the ones that get wise will stop.

You think this is the only review site?

All I gotta say is keep it up. You'll drive more than me away. That I know for a fact. ;)

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GroomOfTheStool169 reads

Some of us love aliases and have a great deal of fun with them.  Here's one you reminded me of that I've never used and have been waiting for the right occasion to unleash.  And, yes, there really was a Groom of the Stool (see link). In Merrie Olde England it was unthinkable that the King should do anything so disgusting as wipe is own ass.  So, after every royal dump, the Groom of the Stool would cleanse the  King's stanky ass.  This was as prized position because, to be an ass-istant of this type gave private access to the the King like no other (No Shit! if you'll pardon the pun!).
So,  mikey, I'm announcing an opening to serve as my Groom of the Stool.  Waddaya say?
Thus endeth the lesson.

Related Link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_of_the_Stool

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GroomOfTheStool142 reads

This is a stupid fuckin' thread.

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DontBeAPillowbiter113 reads

We need more "groom stoolers" and less whiners.  I too love to unleash a good alias name.  I've noticed the wise ass alias' typically give the best advice on this board.

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GroomOfTheStool131 reads

Wouldn't everybody like to have a well-groomed stool?  But seriously, I usually give "real" advice under my handle and use aliases for fun.  Rarely, I do use them to flame in extreme circumstances, a/k/a the P&R board.

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DrunkAsian-VodkaOverdose114 reads

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MP67127 reads

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TrulyMsMocha162 reads

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G2138 reads

Make sure you keep good records so you can report back your findings to us.

I thought I'd seen/heard it all.  I was wrong.  But I am starting to understand why some of the guys on this board drink heavily.

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HalfHour132 reads

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BringingTheAlias114 reads

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C.EverettePoop131 reads

prior to insertion.

Better a poop then a gerbil (insert gag emoticon)  

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Shit_from_Shinola109 reads

Got a rodent living up there?

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