That I look like the guy from entourage, and my dick is the prettiest they have ever seen. Also they say I am a sexual dynamo at all positions. And my super sperm tastes like cherry flavored pezz. Yes my weenie is a cherry flavored pezz dispenser! Even the girl that I cramped up on said I was great! C'mon man. As long as you left happy. Paid up. And were polite. They will be happy too.
It is a tough job stroking this Johnny boys ego. You never got back to me. BTW I need another roommate so I can afford to hobby more. The couch is open. Just push the used condoms on the floor with a stick or something.
is the hooker with a vibrator and you walking out the door....
and having left her fee in plain sight
Oh...and you're a braggart LOL
Posted By: Back_In_Black
in Mish i just drop ! Yeah like the Rock slammin down on an opponent ! And i Fucking Yell Really Loud ! The Whole Fucking Block knows i just Cummmedd ( yes thats a word) not my neighbors so fuck it ! Hey Elle ur hot
And what shape penis might he have? A vertical bannana with a hook tip ?
Just wondering, because I like doggie and spooning in regular sex, not just the hobby. What we like sexually is going to transfer over here, so don't assume it's because you're ugly. We can still close our eyes from the mish position if that is the case lol.
less work for me, a very comfortable position to be in...but my favorite position is after your gone, the cash is counted and put away: In the shower mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Didn't say who. A cross between Turtle, and Ari Golds little gay asian assistant. There is nothing gay about blowing, I mean living with a guy. Why don't I have a girlfriend? My mouth. It opens, and it's over. Nope. No game here. I get chances all the time. And fuck them up royally. So if you run into any non lesbians who are into slightly overweight short asian dudes send them my way. Oh and try to find a deaf one.
.. to visit my cousin who owns an exotic animal farm in Kansas!! Maybe she has a few antelopes that she can donate to a good cause... My mongering TER ways!!! :oP
Posted By: Back_In_Black
"happy" that ur interested, that ur cool, that the lope is in order, that u get the fuck out ! end of story ! Commmmoooon are u guys 4 real !
Shit! I have been up sold by my own Girl? Nah.. Im just way to busy for a relationship. I have shitloads of weed to smoke. Two un opened video games. A fridge full of tallboys I am currently in deep concentration creating my DubStep masterpiece. Which means I must smoke more weed. With all that going on. I barely have time to go to work, and hobby. Sorry ladies. I know reading that makes you want to quit providing, and marry me. But I am swamped. Now for some reason, I tend to attract a cougar or two now and then. There is a big difference between getting lucky every once in a while, and having a Girlfriend though. So I don't count that.
Adult magazines do occasional articles and surveys of favorite positions and doggy is usually listed very high. Most attribute this to the angle of entry and hitting the "G" spot more.
back in the day!! It's too bad the Twist is no longer w/us, but his music lives on!! Lil' Waler, before my time, also was a good blues singer!! Steak, a couple of natural TER babes & the blues sounds like a perfect tri-fecta!!
Posted By: Back_In_Black
4 christmas is a gd bj and world peace of course ! Hey Chiago beautiful city. Those Steaks still on me and maybe we get a pair of naturals n go to the blues club ? You have a gd 1 ! B gd CF2 !!
Posted By: CubbieFan2
Hi BIB,
.. to visit my cousin who owns an exotic animal farm in Kansas!! Maybe she has a few antelopes that she can donate to a good cause... My mongering TER ways!!! :oP
Posted By: Back_In_Black
"happy" that ur interested, that ur cool, that the lope is in order, that u get the fuck out ! end of story ! Commmmoooon are u guys 4 real !
Providers like doggy since it is informal, very little interaction and they don't have to look at hobbyist's face, smell bad breath or have some slob try and kiss them.
I don't think providers want to see what expression is on your face when you are cumming.
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