Shit! I have been up sold by my own Girl? Nah.. Im just way to busy for a relationship. I have shitloads of weed to smoke. Two un opened video games. A fridge full of tallboys I am currently in deep concentration creating my DubStep masterpiece. Which means I must smoke more weed. With all that going on. I barely have time to go to work, and hobby. Sorry ladies. I know reading that makes you want to quit providing, and marry me. But I am swamped. Now for some reason, I tend to attract a cougar or two now and then. There is a big difference between getting lucky every once in a while, and having a Girlfriend though. So I don't count that.
That I look like the guy from entourage, and my dick is the prettiest they have ever seen. Also they say I am a sexual dynamo at all positions. And my super sperm tastes like cherry flavored pezz. Yes my weenie is a cherry flavored pezz dispenser! Even the girl that I cramped up on said I was great! C'mon man. As long as you left happy. Paid up. And were polite. They will be happy too.
less work for me, a very comfortable position to be in...but my favorite position is after your gone, the cash is counted and put away: In the shower mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Adult magazines do occasional articles and surveys of favorite positions and doggy is usually listed very high. Most attribute this to the angle of entry and hitting the "G" spot more.
Providers like doggy since it is informal, very little interaction and they don't have to look at hobbyist's face, smell bad breath or have some slob try and kiss them.
I don't think providers want to see what expression is on your face when you are cumming.
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