So I start my unbelievable love making skills in the MISH position
and she picks up a paddle and smacks my ass.

not so unbelievable

Think u know the others ! Oh maybe it was the talking u did before hand ? And your Amish ? I think she wanted u to get the fuck off , if u were ever on to begin with ! Ummmm yeah I'm done , those were my thoughts ! Goin swimmin  then I got a hot date ! L8r.  

I am an Aries, and can't be away from the water for too long either. What does that say?

Nope . The swimming is because its the best exercise , fishing because its relaxing . Like a guys form of yoga , if you can get the patience to cast a line and spend hours to fish and perhaps catch nothing , trust me your mind is at ease . Also its nice when the sunsets and better when I bring a girl or two. They like to nap and get tan . Love the water hate sand . And the sign ? Close but no cigar , and I only smoke the finest . Get mine abroad . Enjoy your weekend.

Her thoughts were probably  "This moron thinks he's unbelievably good at MISH. Wonder what his thoughts would be if I grab this paddle and smack his ass

And then she begins the Klingon lovemaking routine and...

Let me know when you are in town sir.

Hmmm??
Maybe because Rams like to......