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She smacked my ass
escalade1964 65 Reviews 1751 reads
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So I start my unbelievable love making skills in the MISH position
and she picks up a paddle and smacks my ass.

WTF did I do?

Do you get into ass smacking?

Your thoughts if any?

Nolklylu442 reads

not so unbelievable

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Back_In_Black440 reads

Think u know the others ! Oh maybe it was the talking u did before hand ? And your Amish ? I think she wanted u to get the fuck off , if u were ever on to begin with ! Ummmm yeah I'm done , those were my thoughts ! Goin swimmin  then I got a hot date ! L8r.  

Posted By: escalade1964
So I start my unbelievable love making skills in the AMISH position  
 and she picks up a paddle and smacks my ass.  
   
 WTF did I do?  
   
 Do you get into ass smacking?  
   
 Your thoughts if any?

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BigPapasan384 reads

Related Link: http://iml.jou.ufl.edu/projects/fall07/Bhimani/thezodiac/watersigns.html

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London Rayne395 reads

I am an Aries, and can't be away from the water for too long either. What does that say?

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lungman437 reads

Hmmm??
Maybe because Rams like to......

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Back_In_Black360 reads

Nope . The swimming is because its the best exercise , fishing because its relaxing . Like a guys form of yoga , if you can get the patience to cast a line and spend hours to fish and perhaps catch nothing , trust me your mind is at ease . Also its nice when the sunsets and better when I bring a girl or two. They like to nap and get tan . Love the water hate sand . And the sign ? Close but no cigar , and I only smoke the finest . Get mine abroad . Enjoy your weekend.

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TheHoundOfCullin356 reads

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d3038322 reads

Her thoughts were probably  "This moron thinks he's unbelievably good at MISH. Wonder what his thoughts would be if I grab this paddle and smack his ass

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Dr Who revived380 reads

And then she begins the Klingon lovemaking routine and...

Well, most humans die during that.

But not before she gets you off once.

If you do survive...don't pay her to go to Union Oyster for dinner.  Hey, that reminds me  LOL

Alright...it's Mike's for cannoli's.

Posted By: escalade1964
So I start my unbelievable love making skills in the MISH position  
 and she picks up a paddle and smacks my ass.  
   
 WTF did I do?  
   
 Do you get into ass smacking?  
   
 Your thoughts if any?

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escalade1964344 reads

Let me know when you are in town sir.

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impposter295 reads

Posted By: escalade1964
So I start my unbelievable love making skills in the MISH position and she picks up a paddle and smacks my ass.
Maybe she was reaching for the fireplace poker, blackjack, syringe of digitalis or something else but could only reach the paddle

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rrasha88396 reads

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