Just a PSA here. Ladies, you look very sexy with sparkly makeup all over you, and that heady French parfum lingers in my memory. BUT, I've had several sessions in which I've come out with my hands, face, suit jacket, shirt, pants completely covered in tiny sparkles or flesh colored makeup and the scent of perfume on me for hours. Some of us have offices and wives to go back to. Today I had to slip into the office men's room after noticing my entire face covered in glitter from my (otherwise lovely) session this afternoon.
Anyone else have strong feelings about this? Is it just me?

Totally didn't get the memo. Now I know!  

I think it is inappropriate to be covered in so much stuff. Provider 101= no perfume, no glitter, no heavy makeup. And body makeup is too much. That is something an exotic dancer would more likely wear. I don't understand why it would be worn in a session. I'm with you on this one and I'm not even a hobbyist.

it shouldn't be a problem to ask to take shower.  I can be in and out in a few minutes post session, Book 90 minutes if you have to. It's been a very long time since I've run into a provider as you describe and I see providers at all different donation amounts.  

Specially if the person is married, in between meetings, going back to work etc... Obviously a shower is always available but makeup stains from clothes are hard to remove.

I do wear perfume and I also use only high end, scented soaps...sorry, but I collect them. If a guy specifically asks me not to do either, no problemo, but usually I always wear a light amount of perfume. I am afterall, a girl. I also wash/douche with Summer's Eve scented...is that also a fkin problem, because I could just not wash it at all.  

Lmao the douche line is hilarious

Posted By: London Rayne

I do wear perfume and I also use only high end, scented soaps...sorry, but I collect them. If a guy specifincally asks me not to do either, no problemo, but usually I always wear a light amount of perfume. I am afterall, a girl. I also wash/douche with Summer's Eve scented...is that also a fkin problem, because I could just not wash it at all.  
   
 I mean really, what next? We are not the ones fkin around on YOUR wife...you are. If this is an issue, then tell the provider before you go over there! It's common sense to alert you guys if we travel with pets, smoke inside, etc. but it's also common sense to assume that women like to smell good, look good, and most of us wear makeup.

Make sure you're disrobed before starting the clinch.  
Shower if you can. At least wash up.
Always check yourself in the mirror before you hit the road.  
Have handy wipes or equivalent in the car for any spot you missed.  

In over ten years of hobbying, I have never ever came across provider that wore sparkles. I have taken providers to lunch and dinner after the encounter.  

You are gorgeous babe!

I don't want to see a plain Jane. I want some lipstick and color above the eyes and yes, even a little glitter.

I just met a Burlesque dancer who would kill it as a provider dressed like that.
She said the glitter lipstick doesn't come off so easy because she puts it on in layers.
First red, or whatever color.. Then the glitter, then a gloss type thing to seal it all up.
It didn't come off on the doob she hooked me up with.

I am, and I don't have to give a damn if I come home smelling like a bordello.  In fact, I like driving home in the car and being able to smell the pussy juice on my upper lip.
But if I was married I'd take a shower at her place before leaving, and use the same soap/body wash I use at home.  Coming home smelling different than when you left is a red flag to a jealous SO.  Glad I don't have to worry about that crap.

Sparklers could be fun, though. Have them in her bra straps. (Just kidding, London. Don't rip my head off).  

You ducked into a department store to buy her a gift (Have a gift ready.), and got beset by the perfume ladies spraying you like you were a hornet.

Then, being all disoriented by the fumes, you crashed into the store's Christmas tree and got covered in glitter.  (That will only work at Christmas time, however.)

This is the first positive post I've ever seen from that old curmudgeon, af.  Usually he just craps on people. Satan must be practicing his slap shot down below.  LOL!

I had really good pair of Brooks Brothers pants ruined by a nice red ring of lipstick right on my crotch when things got a little heavy pretty quickly.. Since then I am a bit more careful.. a lesson learned..

caking it on unless of course you were 'asked' to lol.  Keeping it simple, keeps it simple for 'him' too no matter what situation he's in. My approach to makeup is that no matter how much or little you have on, successful makeup is to look as tho you aren't wearing any at all.  


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Why are you choosing to be in an environment with side effects you do not want? AND, have you talked with the person creating that environment about the side effects you have to manage?
Deprived

I love my Glitter BUT!!!! I only wear it in my real life.. Never in this little world.  
I do also enjoy my perfume but try to wear very little  

I am ugly as fk without makeup, so I will be wearing that shit no matter what lol. Everyone at my building makes fun of me when they see me walking to the the beach, pool, gym with my makeup on, but eh, I don't care lol. It's walking back IN with sunglasses on all the way up to my floor because my makeup is gone, that is really fkin funny.

on her. Less so on me. An added reason to shower, after. Generally, not a problem. Glitter and body makeup? Overdone and over-the-top IMO. Haven't encountered that yet, though.

Gotta look fresh for the day's travails! SOME of us have to be deflowered 20 times by sunset, and we gotta look like we've been getting ready all day. 'Virginity' can bring in up to 20 customers per day....many of them still believe that old Victorian legend that sex with a 'fresh' can cure gonorrhea, and so they are happy to pay the surcharge of $5 for deflowering.

I learned the hard way that it isn't smart to go around friends, and family smelling, and looking like you just had a crazy sexual experience. People get jealous. They ask questions..

At a mid-Ohio strip club.  Went back into the Champagne room with a hot call who left a big, bright ring of lipstick on the crotch of my chinos.  My then-wife knew I was going there and didn't care, so I brought back the pants and showed them to her.  She thought it was hilarious and actually got turned on.

you are the child of a broken home.  That woman carving the turkey last week wasn't your mom.  It was Samantha Good.  Surprised you didn't recognize her.  Must've been that Annie Sprinkle wig she had on.  Can you ever forgive us?

No heavy makeup?  
You do NOT want to see me without my full face.  
Though, thanks to a tendency to sweat/rub off, I do check all clients for makeup transfer, especially considering as a black woman, MY foundation rubbing off on a fair skinned man would be...well, noticeable.

You're admittedly ugly as fk and have a tiny twat. Why did I see you and give you a 10/10? Was I fuckin drunk off my ass when we were together? I think we were both drunk off our asses, no wonder you found me attractive.

are the most helpless creatures ever! If we weren't good at making money, we surely would not be tolerated.

Well, I and a hobbyist friend were hanging out at his place. (A real good one who saved my ass a while back…) We weren't doin' the deed anymore, just friends.  

So a year ago, I was looking for a last minute same day appointment on an ad site I will not mention (rookie mistake).  So I phone up this attractive looking blonde representing herself in her late 30s and set the date.  She even had a couple of reviews so I thought I was safe.   I arrive at her apt about an hour later and needless to say, she is MUCH older than her pics and profile.  Should have bolted right then and there, but I will admit she was pretty good looking for her age and she seemed nice to I ended up staying.  Didn't quite realize that she was wearing some sparklie blush on her cheeks, but i know that is not uncommon with older ladies.  I guess I didn't clean up as well as I thought afterward cause when I got home later and my SO say next to me, she laughed and said what older women at work did you get a hug from today!  Luckily she knows a few of my older female colleagues and I immediately blurted a name out of one I have lunch with monthly.  Whoa, phew, that was close.  I keep a much more watchful eye for that stuff now.   I am also a lot more careful about whom I meet now too!

"…I was just walking down the street, and I ran into Tinkerbell, and she was drunk off her ass--and then she threw up all over me!"

BA DUM DUM!

(I love it when I can make an old joke new again..)

My ATF doesn't like perfumes, lotions, glitter etc... Just natural... When we meet its all natural is requested & I oblige.... Lol....   Providers cater simple requests like that so ASK....

my current favorite keeps reminding me that the only reason she tolerates men in her life is because she can't lick her own pussy...

too funny!