Totally didn't get the memo. Now I know!  

Also you could ask beforehand to not wear heavy perfume or makeup that smears.

I actually do

I think it is inappropriate to be covered in so much stuff. Provider 101= no perfume, no glitter, no heavy makeup. And body makeup is too much. That is something an exotic dancer would more likely wear. I don't understand why it would be worn in a session. I'm with you on this one and I'm not even a hobbyist.

it shouldn't be a problem to ask to take shower.  I can be in and out in a few minutes post session, Book 90 minutes if you have to. It's been a very long time since I've run into a provider as you describe and I see providers at all different donation amounts.  

Specially if the person is married, in between meetings, going back to work etc... Obviously a shower is always available but makeup stains from clothes are hard to remove.

Make sure you're disrobed before starting the clinch.  
Shower if you can. At least wash up.
Always check yourself in the mirror before you hit the road.  
Have handy wipes or equivalent in the car for any spot you missed.  

Btw this is also a risk at strip clubs.  That's why I ask each dancer whether she's wearing body makeup before any private dances.

In over ten years of hobbying, I have never ever came across provider that wore sparkles. I have taken providers to lunch and dinner after the encounter.  

What city do you live? If I ever decide to hobby there, I will be sure and tell them no sparkles.

C,mon dude

I don't want to see a plain Jane. I want some lipstick and color above the eyes and yes, even a little glitter.

I just met a Burlesque dancer who would kill it as a provider dressed like that.
She said the glitter lipstick doesn't come off so easy because she puts it on in layers.
First red, or whatever color.. Then the glitter, then a gloss type thing to seal it all up.
It didn't come off on the doob she hooked me up with.

Goddammit! I got a semi just thinking about that.  
Those shiny lips.. Reflecting light like lasers.
Diamond thingies stuck under one eye. Moving up to her temple. A shadowed, mascaraed gaze.
Over the top outfit. Dancers legs wearing shoes that should be impossible to do what she does.
Amazing skill in showmanship. Ugh... What a woman!

I definitely found my next kink

I am, and I don't have to give a damn if I come home smelling like a bordello.  In fact, I like driving home in the car and being able to smell the pussy juice on my upper lip.
But if I was married I'd take a shower at her place before leaving, and use the same soap/body wash I use at home.  Coming home smelling different than when you left is a red flag to a jealous SO.  Glad I don't have to worry about that crap.

I had really good pair of Brooks Brothers pants ruined by a nice red ring of lipstick right on my crotch when things got a little heavy pretty quickly.. Since then I am a bit more careful.. a lesson learned..

Why are you choosing to be in an environment with side effects you do not want? AND, have you talked with the person creating that environment about the side effects you have to manage?
Deprived

The Glitter fairy..

I love my Glitter BUT!!!! I only wear it in my real life.. Never in this little world.  
I do also enjoy my perfume but try to wear very little  

There is ALWAYS A SHOWER AT MY PLACE.. USE It.. That is what it is there for!

I like the perfume and makeup..

on her. Less so on me. An added reason to shower, after. Generally, not a problem. Glitter and body makeup? Overdone and over-the-top IMO. Haven't encountered that yet, though.

Gotta look fresh for the day's travails! SOME of us have to be deflowered 20 times by sunset, and we gotta look like we've been getting ready all day. 'Virginity' can bring in up to 20 customers per day....many of them still believe that old Victorian legend that sex with a 'fresh' can cure gonorrhea, and so they are happy to pay the surcharge of $5 for deflowering.

Half the money goes to a tube of glitter, bu the remaining $2.50 can buy an extra pound of rice, and how can we refuse...you know how much difference an extra pound of rice will make in the long run.  

Who would wear glitter except a virgin for her "first" time... every time?

You ducked into a department store to buy her a gift (Have a gift ready.), and got beset by the perfume ladies spraying you like you were a hornet.

Then, being all disoriented by the fumes, you crashed into the store's Christmas tree and got covered in glitter.  (That will only work at Christmas time, however.)

No heavy makeup?  
You do NOT want to see me without my full face.  
Though, thanks to a tendency to sweat/rub off, I do check all clients for makeup transfer, especially considering as a black woman, MY foundation rubbing off on a fair skinned man would be...well, noticeable.

I didn't even know they still made body glitter, though. I stopped using that around ten. Maybe she simply had on a shimmery bronzer (something I wear often), and it transferred a little too much. Always check. I offer baby wipes.

"I went to a meeting"

Well, I and a hobbyist friend were hanging out at his place. (A real good one who saved my ass a while back…) We weren't doin' the deed anymore, just friends.  

He plopped down next to me and said, "No one showed up to the meeting and I sat there for two hours and had a drink. I'm pissed."

I looked over and laughed. "There's glitter ALL over your face." hahaha, "You saw a hooker, didn't you?!"

He was trying not to make me jealous, I guess! How cute.

Funny, this actually happened to me once,

So a year ago, I was looking for a last minute same day appointment on an ad site I will not mention (rookie mistake).  So I phone up this attractive looking blonde representing herself in her late 30s and set the date.  She even had a couple of reviews so I thought I was safe.   I arrive at her apt about an hour later and needless to say, she is MUCH older than her pics and profile.  Should have bolted right then and there, but I will admit she was pretty good looking for her age and she seemed nice to I ended up staying.  Didn't quite realize that she was wearing some sparklie blush on her cheeks, but i know that is not uncommon with older ladies.  I guess I didn't clean up as well as I thought afterward cause when I got home later and my SO say next to me, she laughed and said what older women at work did you get a hug from today!  Luckily she knows a few of my older female colleagues and I immediately blurted a name out of one I have lunch with monthly.  Whoa, phew, that was close.  I keep a much more watchful eye for that stuff now.   I am also a lot more careful about whom I meet now too!

Nope, here's what you tell the wife about the glitter...

"…I was just walking down the street, and I ran into Tinkerbell, and she was drunk off her ass--and then she threw up all over me!"

BA DUM DUM!

(I love it when I can make an old joke new again..)

My ATF doesn't like perfumes, lotions, glitter etc... Just natural... When we meet its all natural is requested & I oblige.... Lol....   Providers cater simple requests like that so ASK....