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glowerlord 7 Reviews 746 reads
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Now you are going to make up a story and even withhold the details to try to cover up your presumptuous OP?  Come on! What makes you the expert?  YOUR experience???

You said these type of men may have unexpected rejections by hookers:  

"Men of color, obese men, men with skin disorders, men with extra large penises, men who have ed issues and might be a lot of work."

Well... which one are you?  

It doesn't matter because your alleged personal experience does not carry over to any of the other categories that you clearly intimate make a man an undesirable client.  

Now, if it just so happens that you are a huge fat black man, covered in psoriasis, with a horse cock that won't get hard and can't orgasm AND you are having trouble with hookers...

Well, I guess I'd give that one to you.

First let me mention that I am well aware that the guys are the buyers in this deal, however should they have something (fill in the blank) that might effect how the session goes, and they know it might, should they disclose this first?  

Let me give a few examples;

Men of color, obese men, men with skin disorders, men with extra large penises, men who have ed issues and might be a lot of work.  

Even though we ladies are getting paid to service you fine men, there are some things for some that are deal breakers.  

The 64 thousand dollar questions are 1. do you disclose what you know might be an issue 2. you are paying and don't care, she had better deal with it?

...then again, I'm fairly average.  I'm not John Holmes or anything.  And, I'm a bit in the chubby side.  But, like RSTLN and E on wheel of fortune, I assume that last to be given.  I'd venture to say a fair portion of the mongers out there are chubby dudes that aren't lining them up in the free-market.  There was a time I threw my back out...but JR still worked fine.  I thought about booking a special session and I would have let the provider know....this one will be a BJ and CG extravaganza since all I was able to do at that time was lay on my back and get an erection.  I would also probably have offered a little more $$ or at least tipped more...

I am more referring to something that has maybe caused some gents in their quest for p4p to be rejected  more than once and therefore signals an issue. Thank you for your reply. BTW, not a darn thing wrong with chubby or a back injury, unless it's your back.

I could ask who you are too, however conversing with an ornery rattlesnake never ends well. I sincerely hope your day gets better.

I think JAIllusion brings some humor to the board.....ya don't have to read his posts.

Before we require both parties to hire attorneys to review the terms and conditions of the appointment, perhaps we could just act like adults.  Providers have profiles and reviews, so chances are if I had a prehensile tail removed or have webbed toes, those facts would come to light. Or, God forbid, a guy could just ask about appearance deal breakers.  Conversely, if a client has a condition that may affect how we conduct the session, they usually let me know as part of a simple conversation.

I am always amazed that people want to over-complicate something that is fairly straight forward and simple. If you don’t like what you see, keep your money and leave. If I don’t like what I see, I’ll give you a peck on the cheek as I show you the door.  

Yes this is a business transaction, but maybe we can make it slightly more intimate than buying a used lawn mower on ebay

The only thing I'm gonna disclose about u is....you are gorgeous! Wow!

Posted By: rrasha88
Before we require both parties to hire attorneys to review the terms and conditions of the appointment, perhaps we could just act like adults.  Providers have profiles and reviews, so chances are if I had a prehensile tail removed or have webbed toes, those facts would come to light. Or, God forbid, a guy could just ask about appearance deal breakers.  Conversely, if a client has a condition that may affect how we conduct the session, they usually let me know as part of a simple conversation.  
   
 I am always amazed that people want to over-complicate something that is fairly straight forward and simple. If you don’t like what you see, keep your money and leave. If I don’t like what I see, I’ll give you a peck on the cheek as I show you the door.  
   
 Yes this is a business transaction, but maybe we can make it slightly more intimate than buying a used lawn mower on ebay.  
 

Panthera12885 reads

It's not likely that he would pass her screening.

Don't piss him off...he may still be wire transferring the money to my account so I can do his study on hard drugs.

And Rrasha was first up.  Sure wish dungie would hurry up with that transfer  :D

Posted By: Panthera12
It's not likely that he would pass her screening.

Panthera12781 reads

I don't think he has figured out that he can't wire IOU's.

Even if was disclosed in prior conversation, that is all I was looking for.

Used lawnmowers? That's funny!

Not really into disclosures about the guys. Most things don't bother me at all, unless he has a HUGE jr.

Quite a few guys will let me know that (mainly because of meds) they have issues where I may have to work harder. Always fun though when the guy thinks he can't but then you get him to lol. That's probably the nicest feeling, being the one who can accomplish what he says is so hard to do. I guess I like challenges (and am not sure why).

You guys pay, so overall I don't think it is a biggie to disclose things unless it is a major thing. Guess it just depends on what each gal feels and it is to her choosing of what that may be

I normally include height/weight/age/race in my introductory e-mail... better to give someone the choice to opt out than have to endure a session with a provider that may have an issue with any of those and jsut go through the motions until she can shove you out the door..

Was so that the guys did not waste time booking and then traveling to an appointment , only to get less than great service or worse, be turned away.

U mean we could b turned away?
Oh no, after I just spent several hours scrubbing and trimming my nutsack.
Bummer.  :(

Guess even when Mary and her five pals are ready...you need to be all clean as well.

Good thing Mary and her five pals won't do a NCNS.

Posted By: lungman
U mean we could b turned away?  
 Oh no, after I just spent several hours scrubbing and trimming my nutsack.  
 Bummer.  :(

Damn...when even your own hand is willing to tell you "Not tonight dear...I've got more important things to do".

Maybe a fleshlight?

Mary (Lefty) Palm...not as efficient (in most cases)...but still could bail out her cousin.

What's that...they're going to both play on TER tonight...again?

Tough to be the dungman...really tough!

????  Sorry, dung is a lttle slow this eve. ( cold medicine )

This evening?  LOL!  Dungbeetle is slow every evening.

Posted By: lungman
????  Sorry, dung is a lttle slow this eve. ( cold medicine )

Posted By: justanillusion
Was so that the guys did not waste time booking and then traveling to an appointment , only to get less than great service or worse, be turned away.
Maybe your heart is in the right place. But here's a little secret:

You cannot help anyone out  if you don't know shit about what you speak

I am speaking from personal experience. Great hygiene, a spritz of cologne and cash do not always work. That's my little secret.

Now you are going to make up a story and even withhold the details to try to cover up your presumptuous OP?  Come on! What makes you the expert?  YOUR experience???

You said these type of men may have unexpected rejections by hookers:  

"Men of color, obese men, men with skin disorders, men with extra large penises, men who have ed issues and might be a lot of work."

Well... which one are you?  

It doesn't matter because your alleged personal experience does not carry over to any of the other categories that you clearly intimate make a man an undesirable client.  

Now, if it just so happens that you are a huge fat black man, covered in psoriasis, with a horse cock that won't get hard and can't orgasm AND you are having trouble with hookers...

Well, I guess I'd give that one to you.

I have seen multiple posts on ladies turning away very obese guys(you might be the exception), AA gentlemen and the guys come on here , very upset at prepping for an appointment and being turned away.  

You seem quite disturbed at my post and I have no idea why. It's like you came out swinging.  

My Op was not an attack but clearly you took huge offense.  

I have no problem having a decent discussion with you AFTER you calm down and lose the snippy tude. I am NOT attacking you and if you could see through your irritation, the reason I asked the OP was to help not hurt the guys. If you can't or refuse to see that, then I guess I have nothing more to say to you. Have a great day.

But what does he know anyway? He doesn't even have any reviews. LOL!

Me, angry? Not in the least.

Acerbic? Guilty as charged!

Come out swinging? Look... Don't take it personally. It's just the way I write on this board. Just think of it as the character I play. After all, this is an anonymous fuckboard. None of us are real people, and everything we say is pure fantasy.

Now get out there and find a hooker! And don't take "no" for an answer.

PEACE.LOVE.DOPE.  
pissyjesus :)

Will you be paying her for doubles?

Yea....justanillusion is a hooker.

Maybe Gambler will call you "Richard"?

Posted By: glowerlord
But what does he know anyway? He doesn't even have any reviews. LOL!  
   
 Me, angry? Not in the least.  
   
 Acerbic? Guilty as charged!  
   
 Come out swinging? Look... Don't take it personally. It's just the way I write on this board. Just think of it as the character I play. After all, this is an anonymous fuckboard. None of us are real people, and everything we say is pure fantasy.  
   
 Now get out there and find a hooker! And don't take "no" for an answer.  
   
 PEACE.LOVE.DOPE.  
 pissyjesus :)

Of course she is.. LMAO!   If she made that post as a hooker, she'd be ripped an new one and she knows it.

Like yourself, I can enjoy bantering with the trolls now and then.

That's okay I can enjoy bantering with men with large aprons of lilly white fat and small limp dicks...;).

have been known to deliver nuclear spunk loads that will make lesser hookers lose their dinner right then!  

So there!

The answer is NO. Not needed.

Further, the question has appeared before, Always the same answer from the ladies: NO.

Commonly, if a lady doesn't want a type of client, she will say in her ad...

No black men. (or AA or African American)
Over 30 only.
Prefer age 35-50.
HWP only
No thugs.
Mature men only.
Send me a pic first (no cock pics)

I have seen all of these in ads.

Now, your question is a total noob question in so many ways. Look, You aren't dating her, you aren't there to impress her. She is preforming a service for cash, That's all.  

Across the board, ladies want to be treated with kindness and respect, the man to be squeaky clean, the payment to be correct and made voluntarily with no discussion, her rules or boundaries to be honored, the man to be on time and not stay past his agreed on session.

My tiny soft dick which is obscured by my huge lilly white freckled  belly fat apron, is completely offset by my smile, fresh breath, kind attitude, gentlemanly demeanor and overall cleanliness of my 360 pound frame.

...not to mention a light spritz of Acqua di Gio and 4 hundred dollars

Do a search on AA men and you will clearly see some posts stating that they were refused service or shoddy service. One very large man was outright insulted by an escort and was turned away (scoed) you might want to search his post to make sure I am not making it up

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