First let me mention that I am well aware that the guys are the buyers in this deal, however should they have something (fill in the blank) that might effect how the session goes, and they know it might, should they disclose this first?  

...then again, I'm fairly average.  I'm not John Holmes or anything.  And, I'm a bit in the chubby side.  But, like RSTLN and E on wheel of fortune, I assume that last to be given.  I'd venture to say a fair portion of the mongers out there are chubby dudes that aren't lining them up in the free-market.  There was a time I threw my back out...but JR still worked fine.  I thought about booking a special session and I would have let the provider know....this one will be a BJ and CG extravaganza since all I was able to do at that time was lay on my back and get an erection.  I would also probably have offered a little more $$ or at least tipped more...

I could ask who you are too, however conversing with an ornery rattlesnake never ends well. I sincerely hope your day gets better.

I am more referring to something that has maybe caused some gents in their quest for p4p to be rejected  more than once and therefore signals an issue. Thank you for your reply. BTW, not a darn thing wrong with chubby or a back injury, unless it's your back.

Before we require both parties to hire attorneys to review the terms and conditions of the appointment, perhaps we could just act like adults.  Providers have profiles and reviews, so chances are if I had a prehensile tail removed or have webbed toes, those facts would come to light. Or, God forbid, a guy could just ask about appearance deal breakers.  Conversely, if a client has a condition that may affect how we conduct the session, they usually let me know as part of a simple conversation.

Used lawnmowers? That's funny!

The only thing I'm gonna disclose about u is....you are gorgeous! Wow!

I think JAIllusion brings some humor to the board.....ya don't have to read his posts.

GREAT TITS !!!!

I normally include height/weight/age/race in my introductory e-mail... better to give someone the choice to opt out than have to endure a session with a provider that may have an issue with any of those and jsut go through the motions until she can shove you out the door..

It's not likely that he would pass her screening.

Don't piss him off...he may still be wire transferring the money to my account so I can do his study on hard drugs.

I don't think he has figured out that he can't wire IOU's.

Was so that the guys did not waste time booking and then traveling to an appointment , only to get less than great service or worse, be turned away.

Even if was disclosed in prior conversation, that is all I was looking for.

Re: Still no free pussy dungy...You still gotta pay brotha [e]

Damn!

Im working on it.

U mean we could b turned away?
Oh no, after I just spent several hours scrubbing and trimming my nutsack.
Bummer.  

Guess even when Mary and her five pals are ready...you need to be all clean as well.

Posted By: lungman

U mean we could b turned away?  
 Oh no, after I just spent several hours scrubbing and trimming my nutsack.  
 Bummer.  

The answer is NO. Not needed.

????  Sorry, dung is a lttle slow this eve. ( cold medicine )

Damn...when even your own hand is willing to tell you "Not tonight dear...I've got more important things to do".

Mary (Lefty) Palm...not as efficient (in most cases)...but still could bail out her cousin.

This evening?  LOL!  Dungbeetle is slow every evening.

I just met Mary, i will give her a 7, unlike Rosey who is a 10.

I am speaking from personal experience. Great hygiene, a spritz of cologne and cash do not always work. That's my little secret.

Now you are going to make up a story and even withhold the details to try to cover up your presumptuous OP?  Come on! What makes you the expert?  YOUR experience???

I have seen multiple posts on ladies turning away very obese guys(you might be the exception), AA gentlemen and the guys come on here , very upset at prepping for an appointment and being turned away.  

Do a search on AA men and you will clearly see some posts stating that they were refused service or shoddy service. One very large man was outright insulted by an escort and was turned away (scoed) you might want to search his post to make sure I am not making it up

But what does he know anyway? He doesn't even have any reviews. LOL!

Will you be paying her for doubles?

Posted By: glowerlord

But what does he know anyway? He doesn't even have any reviews. LOL!  
   
 Me, angry? Not in the least.  
   
 Acerbic? Guilty as charged!  
   
 Come out swinging? Look... Don't take it personally. It's just the way I write on this board. Just think of it as the character I play. After all, this is an anonymous fuckboard. None of us are real people, and everything we say is pure fantasy.  
   
 Now get out there and find a hooker! And don't take "no" for an answer.  
   
 PEACE.LOVE.DOPE.  
 pissyjesus

Of course she is.. LMAO!   If she made that post as a hooker, she'd be ripped an new one and she knows it.

That's okay I can enjoy bantering with men with large aprons of lilly white fat and small limp dicks....

have been known to deliver nuclear spunk loads that will make lesser hookers lose their dinner right then!