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Panthera12 533 reads
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That thought never crossed my mind. No shit! They may be sex starved themselves.

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So, if I go on this African safari in February, it occurred to me that I will not be having sex for 3 weeks. My GF will not be coming and none of the guides are female. Obviously I will not be indulging with any of the natives out of fear of catching some disease and I won't even have internet porn since there will be no signal in the bush.  

My other dilemma is who should I fuck first when I get back? My GF or a provider? It may get a little rough so I am thinking provider first since I will be stateside for a day and a half before my connecting flight home.

Any ideas to help me ease my pain?

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0603450onThe881 reads

But it'll have to wait til a bit later...off to another damn party lol.  

Btw, welcome back.

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Back_In_Black686 reads

Plus there are ALOT of hot chics in Africa ...who's that blonde actress ..she's from south Africa ...the one who was in the movie with the mini coopers ? Have fun and enjoy ...sounds like a great trip ...happy new year ..

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So, if I go on this African safari in February, it occurred to me that I will not be having sex for 3 weeks. My GF will not be coming and none of the guides are female. Obviously I will not be indulging with any of the natives out of fear of catching some disease and I won't even have internet porn since there will be no signal in the bush.    
   
 My other dilemma is who should I fuck first when I get back? My GF or a provider? It may get a little rough so I am thinking provider first since I will be stateside for a day and a half before my connecting flight home.  
   
 Any ideas to help me ease my pain?  
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
     

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Panthera12534 reads

That thought never crossed my mind. No shit! They may be sex starved themselves.

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Back_In_Black675 reads

Brush up on world events , like wiki Mandela , or how to dig a well with a bone or rock , girls love that shit .and bring seeds for plants , shows you care ....dude you'll never wanna come back ....and of course its a "great idea" ...I'm really smart but don't let anyone know ....l8r bro...

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That thought never crossed my mind. No shit! They may be sex starved themselves.      

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inicky46582 reads

2) Have sex with a Wildebeast.
3) Fuck a provider before you see your GF.
No brainer.

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Panthera12623 reads

1. Taking a fleshlight sounds like a good idea, but the TSA and customs always tears apart my luggage and the TSA are known to steal from passengers. Besides, don't they make noises when you use them? I don't want to attract any hyenas. They scare the shit out of me.    

2. The wildebeest? Even if she is TER reviewed, I'll have to pass on her.  

3. Yep.

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inicky46690 reads

Sorry, P12, can't help you re the Fleshlight, as I've never actually used one.

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Panthera12701 reads

Dungy, if he's not out collecting latex gloves.

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Posted By: Panthera12
So, if I go on this African safari in February, it occurred to me that I will not be having sex for 3 weeks. My GF will not be coming and none of the guides are female. Obviously I will not be indulging with any of the natives out of fear of catching some disease and I won't even have internet porn since there will be no signal in the bush.    
   
 My other dilemma is who should I fuck first when I get back? My GF or a provider? It may get a little rough so I am thinking provider first since I will be stateside for a day and a half before my connecting flight home.  
   
 Any ideas to help me ease my pain?  
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
     

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Dr Who revived919 reads

Sometimes brings along a monkey named Cheetah as well.

I think if you tell her that Panthera is requesting the outcall...maybe she'll ditch the pimp?

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Panthera12668 reads

and I am a little reluctant to find her offspring. I could go hunting for the missing link another time though, lol.

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Dr Who revived596 reads

But her TER page is still stuck at 35-40

She does need a new review as her last one from mrfisher was only an 8/9....dropping her to the second tier on the Top Hookers list  ;)

She does like to cuddle however...and doesn't charge extra to have the monkey play with you either.

Posted By: Panthera12
and I am a little reluctant to find her offspring. I could go hunting for the missing link another time though, lol.

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inicky46494 reads

Related Link: Tarzan's call.

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Tobi Telford667 reads

There will be so many big kitties to say "SQUEE!" over that you won't even notice that you're not getting laid.  

Take pictures please!!!!

Posted By: Panthera12
So, if I go on this African safari in February, it occurred to me that I will not be having sex for 3 weeks. My GF will not be coming and none of the guides are female. Obviously I will not be indulging with any of the natives out of fear of catching some disease and I won't even have internet porn since there will be no signal in the bush.    
   
 My other dilemma is who should I fuck first when I get back? My GF or a provider? It may get a little rough so I am thinking provider first since I will be stateside for a day and a half before my connecting flight home.  
   
 Any ideas to help me ease my pain?  
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
     

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jadaskys505 reads

Well, it sounds like you've got a splendid plan in mind already.
... seeing a provider first... especially since you believe you'll want it "rough"
That's what we're here for, to fulfill your desires... to give it to you just how you'd like... with safety first always in mind.

I've been told that wives tend to feel degraded by their husbands when asked do such rough activity.
... no judgement, but I'll never understand that one... Going forward, us providers, or should I say "many of us providers" to be correct, don't mind going the extra mile, taking a ride on the kinky side, being submissive and or dominant, always quite open minded... Oh my! I feel like I can go on and on of just WHY YOU SHOULD go ahead and enjoy yourself with a provider before.....

After THREE LONG WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Enjoy yourself... you only live once.. and as they say "go with your first thought in mind

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Jacque_Jenesais785 reads

Don't get pissed, but if you come back and have sex with your GFE after no sex for three weeks, be warned. You just may feel a deeper connection. It'll probably feel like losing your virginity again lol

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