So, if I go on this African safari in February, it occurred to me that I will not be having sex for 3 weeks. My GF will not be coming and none of the guides are female. Obviously I will not be indulging with any of the natives out of fear of catching some disease and I won't even have internet porn since there will be no signal in the bush.  

I have a few

But it'll have to wait til a bit later...off to another damn party lol.  

Plus there are ALOT of hot chics in Africa ...who's that blonde actress ..she's from south Africa ...the one who was in the movie with the mini coopers ? Have fun and enjoy ...sounds like a great trip ...happy new year ..

I figured that someone was going to make that suggestion. This one is more my speed, but she's solid and can't be concealed.

2) Have sex with a Wildebeast.
3) Fuck a provider before you see your GF.
No brainer.

1. Taking a fleshlight sounds like a good idea, but the TSA and customs always tears apart my luggage and the TSA are known to steal from passengers. Besides, don't they make noises when you use them? I don't want to attract any hyenas. They scare the shit out of me.    

Sorry, P12, can't help you re the Fleshlight, as I've never actually used one.

Dungy, if he's not out collecting latex gloves.

If you say his name two more times he might re-appear!

...and money was exchanged for time, could it be reviewed on this site?

That thought never crossed my mind. No shit! They may be sex starved themselves.

and there is little doubt she would garner some 10/10's from the grade "inflators" here.

Sometimes brings along a monkey named Cheetah as well.

What I'd really like to see, would be the inquiries about her BP ads. Asking if she is "real"?

and I am a little reluctant to find her offspring. I could go hunting for the missing link another time though, lol.

But her TER page is still stuck at 35-40

Brush up on world events , like wiki Mandela , or how to dig a well with a bone or rock , girls love that shit .and bring seeds for plants , shows you care ....dude you'll never wanna come back ....and of course its a "great idea" ...I'm really smart but don't let anyone know ....l8r bro...

There will be so many big kitties to say "SQUEE!" over that you won't even notice that you're not getting laid.  

Middle school is out for Christmas break so the computer lab is closed...we'll hear from he who shall not be named around Jan 7

Well, it sounds like you've got a splendid plan in mind already.
... seeing a provider first... especially since you believe you'll want it "rough"
That's what we're here for, to fulfill your desires... to give it to you just how you'd like... with safety first always in mind.

Don't get pissed, but if you come back and have sex with your GFE after no sex for three weeks, be warned. You just may feel a deeper connection. It'll probably feel like losing your virginity again lol