10. The button falls off.
9.  Can't stop sneezing
8.  Notice that your fly's been open all day. (And you thought they were staring at the bulge.)
7. You get a really good look at yourself in the mirror.
6. Blue screen of death.
5. A letter from your ex's lawyer.
4. Another dent.
3. You get your car washed and a bird shits on it within five minutes.
2. Monday morning.
1. Getting a phone call while you are having a wonderfully sexy dream.

Feel free to add.  

-- Modified on 8/4/2006 7:16:17 AM

Re: number 8~~~~~knowing there is no bulge.

Thank You

1. Getting where I need to go (commuting, flying).

2. Computer problems.

3. Bad customer service.

4, The dentist.

5. An overcooked steak.

6. Mosquitos.

7. Contractors -- When I need them to do work for me, not as people in general.

8. Cigarettes.

9. Mornings, unless I'm on vacation.

10. Clothes that don't fit right.

10. When men ask me to wear thigh highs, garters and stilettos. I play twister for a  1/2 hour ! Grrr
9.  When a man lays on my hair
8.  When a man rubs me so hard he pinches my skin
7. When a man tries to move from the side of me and pinches the skin in my arms..
6. When TER is slower than molasses in  January in Buffalo
5. When my neighbors decide its mow the lawn day !
4. My period on the busy week of the month.
3. Just when a start housework, a client
2. When Im out the door and one foot off the porch, a client calls..
1. When nothing is booked, and I plan my day ahead... walk to the shower..get out of the shower and have  2 calls and  3 emails from guys that wanna come over ...

Sigh.. I'll go golfing Monday instead ! Golfers don't roll over on my hair or pinch my skin

1) Discovering that the perrier has gone flat
2)Being disconnected after waiting on hold forever.
3)Some ratty driver races around me only to do the same thing I was doing.  Sitting in traffic.
4)Anything from MacDonalds.
5)Losing my bookmark and trying to find the page I was on.
6)Doggy barking just to wake me up, then won’t eat his breakfast.
7)Putting clothes and detergent in the washer, then discovering I’ve no quarters. (The neighbors love me).
8)Those horrible stretch jeans falling off my bum at the end of the day.  I now have a crotch to rival any hiphop male singer on mtv.
9)The apt manager has decided to do “walk throughs” in all apts  for two days from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. I must now cancel my life.
10)The airconditioning is broken in my apt and in my gym, I must now see movies all day hang out in the grocery store and sleep in my car.


Cheers, all.  

PUSSYFOOTING ! ! !

Thank You

No particular order (*and re-arranged to confuse some*)

1- (Illiterate) Airline counter personnel

2- The low fuel warning light on my fav sportscar

3- The sound of brakes squealing when you are having sex on the balcony, of the top floor of the hotel you are staying at ..... at 2AM in the morning  

4- My favorite Sushi Bar being closed

5- Airline check-in counters (w/ illiterate associates)

6- Being reminded (again) that my favorite store takes 2 weeks for alterations and transfers

7- No cell service during a commercial flight- please!!! (a rule, no doubt made by an illiterate employee)

8- Baggage check-in closing 30, no....45, but just for today:55 minutes before the flight is scheduled to depart (and an illiterate employee informing me of that)

9- "Central Sterile" having three machines out for maintenance

10- ** 5-0 ** at the middle of the first ending when your team is outfield and your favorite pitcher has already thrown over 25 pitchers and there is only one out.       kisses ~T

We can get together one day ..........since I do NOT work in the airline industry.

That just doesn't happen in my world.  I simply don't allow it!

KB

...I don't mind the Pilots & F/A's, it is just the Illiterate's on the ground that make me insane. But....followme,thanks for the thought
kisses ~T

All I have to do is pass the Upscale test you posted on the newbie board and I'm in (so to speak).
kisses back at ya

Thank You

1  Sleeping on the wet spot. Thank goodness I
  haven't had to do that for awhile.
2  Less road travel due to high gas prices. Urgh!
3  Someone knocking on my door at 9 a.m. on
  Saturday morning to sell me something.
4  Someone calling me early in the morning
  trying to sell me something.
5  Cleaning my pool. Urgh!
6  People cutting me off on the roads & freeways
7  Getting home from the grocery store to find
  out that you forgot something you really
  needed or like.
8  Eating dinner at a friend's house and they
  want to do dishes right away without relaxing.
9  Getting a bad haircut. Urgh!
10 No call-backs from construction workers,
  clients that need to cancel, no-shows,
  and just plain ole' beligerent people.

10. provider finds out I'm ticklish and goes for the full-on tickle torture! Or maybe I like that...
9. getting a dent in my car
8. realizing neither of us has brought covers
7. unsolicited: "Hi, this is XXXX, would you like company tonight?"
6. realizing there is a stain on my clothes the whole day.
5. no quarters for laundry
4. having to cancel or reschedule a date
3. TOFTT
2. uncontrollable sneezing from allergies
1. Not getting time or companionship from a provider

Yes, I know condom use is a must in this modern world.  But I am nostalgic for the days when the only disease risk was something that antibiotics could easily cure.  

I discussed this with a provider recently.  Since she's over 20 years my junior she never knew those times when the pill or an iud to prevent pregnancy was the only real necessity so bare back screwing was the usual routine in a sexual relationship.

~And I do have a good friend that has directions to his home that include ... after you pull off the main street you drive about a quarter of a mile then you will see my private drive......
(*I have gotten several emails already LOL*)

So, I am not that terrible (*I'm sure we would get along fine*) .....   kisses ~Tori

This is a good list to start with.  I used to hate the dentist, but in the past 18 months I've had some dental problems, and now he's my new best friend.  You hate him  till you really need him.

BUT there was always the sentence that really stopped you dead in your tracks... "I'm late!"  and she did not mean for dinner!  But I too, miss those days of yesteryear and their innocence!

10) waking my daughter up.... she cranky in the AM
9) People at restaurants, fast food, on the phone, or any other situation, where they ask for information.... but then fail to write it down, thus necessitating that they ask for the information again...
8) bad directions... either travel or instuctions on the operation of a device.
7) putting the gabage out (that is what I have a son for.... lol)
6) having an orgasm... but not enough time on the clock to have a 2nd... especially if it is with a lady you really like!
5) any religion that treats non-members of their religion as less than human.
4) People who make decisions based only on emotion with no respect of facts.
3) Bad decisions in my life.
2) People who provide me with information that I already know... like - "excuse me sir, but did you know your shoe is untied (my response, yes you blinking idiot, it is on my foot, and I feel badly that your life is so shallow that the excitement in your day, is looking for and finding untied shoes...!) or the dude on the airplane, who taps me on the shoulder to tell me to put the strap to my computer bag underneath the seat in front of me... as I am doing precisely that!....
1) being with a provider... and getting sick!

-- Modified on 8/4/2006 9:30:45 PM

ABOUT TWO WEEKS

The dingbats at TSA match or beat most airline illiterates, IMHO

Some idiot at my apartment parked next to me other night. He opened his car door & it was almost touching my car. He then proceeds to bang my car with his door & says 'oh sorry' but he was laughing, I think he was high or drunk. Anyways, I had my window up but just looked at him for a second. When they went around the corner, I almost did it to his car but decided to just move my car.

He was so rude about it, like I know he couldn't care less.

One lady hit my car in traffic few months ago at a red light, we were stopped & she didn't even get out to apologize or acknowledge it at all, there was no damage but that is so rude to not say sorry. I've done it & always say I'm sorry.

This is a good topic.

Sara

1. SMOKING
2. Bumper to bumber traffic
3. Nail Salons-who don't speak english and cannot understand what it is I want
4. Trying to figure out cell phone bills
5. No Show-No Call... what happen to common courtesy.
6. Restricted/Private Calls...common people, you have my number..geesh.
7. Bad Hygeine.. I shower and stay clean.. can't you??
8. Over cooked pasta- if I wanted bad food..I'd cook myself.
9. Over zealous sales people
10. COMMERCIALS

10. Top Ten Lists of Things I ....
9. White Knights
8. Non GFE sessions from providers advertising GFE
7. Non-squeaky women (providers or otherwise and don't flame me back, I'm surgically clean back there).
6. $$$$ sessions not as good as $$ ones because the provider is hot and thinks I should have been able to get off just looking at her
5. Hard to find in-call locations
4. Providers who beg for more time at the last minute
3.  Providers who beg for more time at the last  minute and then cancel
2.  No shows
1. TS providers who don't advertise as such (happened once)

it would be to get your attention. (cause I peeked at your pictures - and you're a babe!)  and an "ohhhh baby, can we get that fixed..." as a prelude to getting to know you!  yea, some guys are idiots.

Guess I fit the profile of a bad dude...   fortunately they did not mess with my superhero uniform.

Counter personnel would be nobel prize winning physicists compared to TSA.

Down the road until the pavement ends ..... then up the private drive, for about a 1/4 of a mile

*LOL*        

Of course you remember !!  (*I miss you sexy!*) Is seems like it has bene forever since you were here qnd it's only been 2 weeks!!  
I MISS U...... luv your way   ~Tori