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10. The button falls off.
9. Can't stop sneezing
8. Notice that your fly's been open all day. (And you thought they were staring at the bulge.)
7. You get a really good look at yourself in the mirror.
6. Blue screen of death.
5. A letter from your ex's lawyer.
4. Another dent.
3. You get your car washed and a bird shits on it within five minutes.
2. Monday morning.
1. Getting a phone call while you are having a wonderfully sexy dream.
Feel free to add. 
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10. When men ask me to wear thigh highs, garters and stilettos. I play twister for a 1/2 hour ! Grrr
9. When a man lays on my hair
8. When a man rubs me so hard he pinches my skin
7. When a man tries to move from the side of me and pinches the skin in my arms..
6. When TER is slower than molasses in January in Buffalo
5. When my neighbors decide its mow the lawn day !
4. My period on the busy week of the month.
3. Just when a start housework, a client
2. When Im out the door and one foot off the porch, a client calls..
1. When nothing is booked, and I plan my day ahead... walk to the shower..get out of the shower and have 2 calls and 3 emails from guys that wanna come over ...
Sigh.. I'll go golfing Monday instead ! Golfers don't roll over on my hair or pinch my skin 
1) Discovering that the perrier has gone flat
2)Being disconnected after waiting on hold forever.
3)Some ratty driver races around me only to do the same thing I was doing. Sitting in traffic.
4)Anything from MacDonalds.
5)Losing my bookmark and trying to find the page I was on.
6)Doggy barking just to wake me up, then won’t eat his breakfast.
7)Putting clothes and detergent in the washer, then discovering I’ve no quarters. (The neighbors love me).
8)Those horrible stretch jeans falling off my bum at the end of the day. I now have a crotch to rival any hiphop male singer on mtv.
9)The apt manager has decided to do “walk throughs” in all apts for two days from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. I must now cancel my life.
10)The airconditioning is broken in my apt and in my gym, I must now see movies all day hang out in the grocery store and sleep in my car.
Cheers, all. 
No particular order (*and re-arranged to confuse some*)
1- (Illiterate) Airline counter personnel
2- The low fuel warning light on my fav sportscar
3- The sound of brakes squealing when you are having sex on the balcony, of the top floor of the hotel you are staying at ..... at 2AM in the morning
4- My favorite Sushi Bar being closed
5- Airline check-in counters (w/ illiterate associates)
6- Being reminded (again) that my favorite store takes 2 weeks for alterations and transfers
7- No cell service during a commercial flight- please!!! (a rule, no doubt made by an illiterate employee)
8- Baggage check-in closing 30, no....45, but just for today:55 minutes before the flight is scheduled to depart (and an illiterate employee informing me of that)
9- "Central Sterile" having three machines out for maintenance
10- ** 5-0 ** at the middle of the first ending when your team is outfield and your favorite pitcher has already thrown over 25 pitchers and there is only one out. kisses ~T
1 Sleeping on the wet spot. Thank goodness I
haven't had to do that for awhile.
2 Less road travel due to high gas prices. Urgh!
3 Someone knocking on my door at 9 a.m. on
Saturday morning to sell me something.
4 Someone calling me early in the morning
trying to sell me something.
5 Cleaning my pool. Urgh!
6 People cutting me off on the roads & freeways
7 Getting home from the grocery store to find
out that you forgot something you really
needed or like.
8 Eating dinner at a friend's house and they
want to do dishes right away without relaxing.
9 Getting a bad haircut. Urgh!
10 No call-backs from construction workers,
clients that need to cancel, no-shows,
and just plain ole' beligerent people.
Some idiot at my apartment parked next to me other night. He opened his car door & it was almost touching my car. He then proceeds to bang my car with his door & says 'oh sorry' but he was laughing, I think he was high or drunk. Anyways, I had my window up but just looked at him for a second. When they went around the corner, I almost did it to his car but decided to just move my car.
He was so rude about it, like I know he couldn't care less.
One lady hit my car in traffic few months ago at a red light, we were stopped & she didn't even get out to apologize or acknowledge it at all, there was no damage but that is so rude to not say sorry. I've done it & always say I'm sorry.
This is a good topic. Sara