Guys,

I have a weekend date coming up with one of my clients who is always booking with me. Last night we had a 2 hour appointment at his place. One of the things he always mentions about me is that when we are together he feels as though he is the only person in my world. Thats partly true honestly because I enjoy what I do so much that when I am with a client my attention is focused SOLEY on them and the experience.  

Your post is like blood in the water to a shark.  Now, I"m not saying the two of you didn't experience marital bliss.  Who knows?  And I know a fellow monger who continually calls me after a great session to tell me he just met the greatest provider ever.  One got so far into his head he was day-dreaming about leaving his wife.  I went all "Moonstruck" on his ass.  Now listen carefully to your Aunt Cher

Yep...you've found a real keeper.

i think the OP is referring to the classic " hallucinogenic metaphysical experience " which many hobbyists suffer from..

You could try a doubles honeymoon. Maybe dress up as Brigham Young and do a Mormon wedding night role-play.

The 48 hour weekend getaway...love it  LOL

Not so good now....Bubba loves him though  

I would take off to Germany and fuck a dozen broads in the FKK clubs..

Or even walk her fucking dogs  

The only time garbage went out was when I took a dump [e]

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should have been my first reason to see providers which I figured out 15 years after the fact

Anyone who dares to mention they might have enjoyed paid time that does not include non-stop BCD fucking must be a complete idiot. Is that it?...lol...

My first honeymoon, security was called on us at Disney World, the happiest place on earth til we southern folks got there. So, you want me irate, piss ass drunk, and asking mickey for party favors? Where do I sign up?

lmao @ " Dutch Oven"

That's where people take their kids..LOL.

That sounds really entertaining.

a few such experiences in my life, and am very grateful that I've had them. You leave the engagement feeling on top of the world- like you've just spent unbridled and glorious time in your favorite theme park! You go, dainquisitor!! Kudos and congrats on having such a great time, and don't let the naysayers get you down. As my favorite quote goes: those who danced were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.

But THOSE experiences are what this is all about. Why not indulge in the possibilities of the sublime?

Lol! That actually sounds quite hot.

Not a good idea. They should really stop serving alcohol period bwahahah.

"Insanely lonely?" Coming from a guy glued to this joke of a 'bored.' Too rich.  

Posted By: ChgoCPA

Or even walk her fucking dogs    
   
 Nope...some of these guys are so insanely lonely that they'll pay anything to pretend to have a real GF.  
   
 But as soon as the hour(s) are up...or the money runs out...they come crying here about "She doesn't really love me anymore".  
   
 Those bizarre hookers from yesterday have nothing to fear....the mangina parade is endless!!  
   

Posted By: CurlyW - Nats Fan

I would take off to Germany and fuck a dozen broads in the FKK clubs..  
     
  Couple of yrs ago, I spent 5K over the period of about a week and included travel and lodging + fucking..No bullshit.. No drama...

has to say, you don't have to read it. It's a personal choice; deal with it.

Its not what she said...Its how she said it..

Shit...I get it.. Its not like I don't have good time with gals.. But somewhere you have to keep in mind that its pay for play...

And you don't need to spend that long together to have a great time, that leaves you feeling on top of the world either!

For the most part the way a lady comes across on here (with a few exceptions being me and few others lol) many ladies are subtly marketing. They know how to sell the product. And whom to appeal to.  

That's where most of the shill threads are...along with the hookers hawking their wares.

constantly walk around sneering at the people dressed up in costumes, remarking to themselves or others how that really isn't Mickey Mouse or Pluto, but little men or women dressed up like them. (As if anyone imagines that it really is Mickey Mouse!! Lol!)

And Tink is dead as well...I guess too many guests don't believe in fairies

you're really creepy.

You know we hookers only use that shit as a marketing tool. I wouldn't want them to try to domesticate me to much...

I guess you didn't like my comment that Tink is dead?

You should have gone when you were still only 18

I read what someone writes...if it makes sense great.

I'm sure you two will be quite happy together.

Think I should still get the outfit though?

Make sure to post the pics of your dress for the theme days!

I'm sure that you did graduate.

You can get Georgie to drive you to your appointments.

...alone that is. Wth the local ATF and you, I'd probably be under the table hiding in shame. But it would be easier to escape with blonde and brunette beauties drawing attention away from me. Better watch out, I'm an escape artist when I need to be

Ladies and gents,

Never underestimate the role of the supporting actor. That kind of performance is impossible without some mutual chemistry.