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justanillusion 712 reads
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For the most part the way a lady comes across on here (with a few exceptions being me and few others lol) many ladies are subtly marketing. They know how to sell the product. And whom to appeal to.  

And sometimes it's just the way they view the hobby or their experiences. Some come across as business like and and others like you have just read

dainquisitor3361 reads

Guys,

I think I have just experienced again with an escort what in my mind is something like a honeymoon, or an event when two eager lovers finally consummate their lust/desire for one another. Yes, she was that good of an actress, lol!  I know this sounds crazy with an escort, but the level of connection cannot be described any other way.  This is not GFE or PSE, or anything else I've heard before..

No, we are not in love, so don't even go there.  This was a great service with an extraordinary provider.

Btw, this was a weekend 48 hr date with a lady I knew very well. But damn, this was better than any honeymoon! lol

I feel like coining a new term: HME (The HoneyMoon experience), lol  
'cause in my mind this is different  

PS: I think I've had 3 HME's in my life with 3 extraordinary ladies.

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aspenedwards1040 reads

I have a weekend date coming up with one of my clients who is always booking with me. Last night we had a 2 hour appointment at his place. One of the things he always mentions about me is that when we are together he feels as though he is the only person in my world. Thats partly true honestly because I enjoy what I do so much that when I am with a client my attention is focused SOLEY on them and the experience.  

I think your term fits well. It ALL about the moment!

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inicky461075 reads

Your post is like blood in the water to a shark.  Now, I"m not saying the two of you didn't experience marital bliss.  Who knows?  And I know a fellow monger who continually calls me after a great session to tell me he just met the greatest provider ever.  One got so far into his head he was day-dreaming about leaving his wife.  I went all "Moonstruck" on his ass.  Now listen carefully to your Aunt Cher

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Dr Who revived1329 reads

Yep...you've found a real keeper.

BTW...she also fucked a few other guys this past weekend.  She needed the money  ;)

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macdaddy19441009 reads

i think the OP is referring to the classic " hallucinogenic metaphysical experience " which many hobbyists suffer from..

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SoftlySarah918 reads

But THOSE experiences are what this is all about. Why not indulge in the possibilities of the sublime?

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Dr Who revived898 reads

The 48 hour weekend getaway...love it  LOL

Yep...have some sex a few times...pay them to sleep, shop and shit.

See ladies...there's no shortage of dumb fucks here willing to pay for nothing.

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SinCitySinner910 reads

I would take off to Germany and fuck a dozen broads in the FKK clubs..

Couple of yrs ago, I spent 5K over the period of about a week and included travel and lodging + fucking..No bullshit.. No drama...

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Dr Who revived926 reads

Or even walk her fucking dogs  ;)

Nope...some of these guys are so insanely lonely that they'll pay anything to pretend to have a real GF.

But as soon as the hour(s) are up...or the money runs out...they come crying here about "She doesn't really love me anymore".

Those bizarre hookers from yesterday have nothing to fear....the mangina parade is endless!!

Posted By: CurlyW - Nats Fan
I would take off to Germany and fuck a dozen broads in the FKK clubs..  
   
 Couple of yrs ago, I spent 5K over the period of about a week and included travel and lodging + fucking..No bullshit.. No drama...

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rainbowCPA866 reads

"Insanely lonely?" Coming from a guy glued to this joke of a 'bored.' Too rich.  

Posted By: ChgoCPA
Or even walk her fucking dogs  ;)  
   
 Nope...some of these guys are so insanely lonely that they'll pay anything to pretend to have a real GF.  
   
 But as soon as the hour(s) are up...or the money runs out...they come crying here about "She doesn't really love me anymore".  
   
 Those bizarre hookers from yesterday have nothing to fear....the mangina parade is endless!!  
   
Posted By: CurlyW - Nats Fan
I would take off to Germany and fuck a dozen broads in the FKK clubs..  
     
  Couple of yrs ago, I spent 5K over the period of about a week and included travel and lodging + fucking..No bullshit.. No drama...

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hotplants985 reads

Anyone who dares to mention they might have enjoyed paid time that does not include non-stop BCD fucking must be a complete idiot. Is that it?...lol...

I know this has been said about a million times. But, everyone has their own value system. Many of which, obviously, don’t align with yours. I have no interest in taking a provider shopping so I can get off on her trying on sexy outfits for me. I’m equally as unlikely to take a provider on a vacation, or even an overnight, for that matter. But not because I think there is anything, fundamentally, wrong with that.  

What makes you the last say on what anyone else ‘should or should not’ do? How do you know that ALL of these “johns”, every last one of them, that operate differently than you are “clueless”?

 
yeah, yeah, yeah...I know.....every provider you see ‘understands’ that spending time with you OTC is an expected part of the deal....

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rrasha881047 reads

You could try a doubles honeymoon. Maybe dress up as Brigham Young and do a Mormon wedding night role-play.

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Dr Who revived987 reads

Not so good now....Bubba loves him though  ;)

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SoftlySarah1036 reads

Lol! That actually sounds quite hot. :)

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escalade1964863 reads

should have been my first reason to see providers which I figured out 15 years after the fact

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BigPapasan928 reads

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LeiylahRae953 reads

lmao @ " Dutch Oven"

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London Rayne1023 reads

My first honeymoon, security was called on us at Disney World, the happiest place on earth til we southern folks got there. So, you want me irate, piss ass drunk, and asking mickey for party favors? Where do I sign up?

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SinCitySinner953 reads

That's where people take their kids..LOL.

As long as you weren't mean to Goofy, we are all good. :D

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London Rayne772 reads

Not a good idea. They should really stop serving alcohol period bwahahah.

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Crisis25759 reads

That sounds really entertaining.

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HangingwithBears931 reads

...alone that is. Wth the local ATF and you, I'd probably be under the table hiding in shame. But it would be easier to escape with blonde and brunette beauties drawing attention away from me. Better watch out, I'm an escape artist when I need to be :-)

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SoftlySarah1002 reads

a few such experiences in my life, and am very grateful that I've had them. You leave the engagement feeling on top of the world- like you've just spent unbridled and glorious time in your favorite theme park! You go, dainquisitor!! Kudos and congrats on having such a great time, and don't let the naysayers get you down. As my favorite quote goes: those who danced were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. :)

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keystonekid925 reads

has to say, you don't have to read it. It's a personal choice; deal with it.

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SinCitySinner846 reads

Shit...I get it.. Its not like I don't have good time with gals.. But somewhere you have to keep in mind that its pay for play...

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OhCharlie845 reads

And you don't need to spend that long together to have a great time, that leaves you feeling on top of the world either! ;-)

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justanillusion713 reads

For the most part the way a lady comes across on here (with a few exceptions being me and few others lol) many ladies are subtly marketing. They know how to sell the product. And whom to appeal to.  

And sometimes it's just the way they view the hobby or their experiences. Some come across as business like and and others like you have just read

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Dr Who revived739 reads

That's where most of the shill threads are...along with the hookers hawking their wares.

On the GD board...sure seems like many (like you) prefer the brown envelopes or aliases to babble here. And that really doesn't translate to marketing.

The few that use their handle seem to have fun here...or fight here..or just babble along with the other miscreants.
 

Posted By: justanillusion
For the most part the way a lady comes across on here (with a few exceptions being me and few others lol) many ladies are subtly marketing. They know how to sell the product. And whom to appeal to.  
   
 And sometimes it's just the way they view the hobby or their experiences. Some come across as business like and and others like you have just read.  
   
 

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Dr Who revived872 reads

I read what someone writes...if it makes sense great.

If it's just gibberish...food for the board trolls  :D

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SoftlySarah846 reads

constantly walk around sneering at the people dressed up in costumes, remarking to themselves or others how that really isn't Mickey Mouse or Pluto, but little men or women dressed up like them. (As if anyone imagines that it really is Mickey Mouse!! Lol!)

Others go and are able to completely immerse themselves in the fantasy, allowing themselves to get excited to meet Mickey Mouse and the other characters, get photos with them, kiss them on the cheek, enjoy the rides, the food and the scenery, and generally have a fabulous time.  

Both types of people leave the park at the end of the day- neither expects to drive the roller coaster home, nor for Mickey or Pluto to accompany them.

Who had the better time?

Probably both got out of it exactly what they wanted to. ;)

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Dr Who revived787 reads

And Tink is dead as well...I guess too many guests don't believe in fairies

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SoftlySarah743 reads

you're really creepy.

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Dr Who revived911 reads

I guess you didn't like my comment that Tink is dead?

Do you believe in fairies?

Posted By: SoftlySarah
you're really creepy.

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OhCharlie730 reads

You know we hookers only use that shit as a marketing tool. I wouldn't want them to try to domesticate me to much...

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Dr Who revived724 reads

You should have gone when you were still only 18

Maybe you can buy a cheerleader outfit though...and pretend that you went to college?

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OhCharlie805 reads

Think I should still get the outfit though?

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Dr Who revived957 reads

I'm sure that you did graduate.

I was speaking of college however.  

Posted By: OhCharlie
Think I should still get the outfit though?

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Dr Who revived746 reads

I'm sure you two will be quite happy together.

Drama King and Queen....who could ask for more?

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OhCharlie823 reads

Make sure to post the pics of your dress for the theme days!

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Dr Who revived680 reads

You can get Georgie to drive you to your appointments.

I doubt too many johns will try and short you.

Posted By: OhCharlie
Make sure to post the pics of your dress for the theme days!

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dainquisitor820 reads

Ladies and gents,

Thanks everyone for such a colorful and rich set of responses!!  

These definitely look like an statistical representation of the different opinions out there.  A few people can understand what kind of experience I am referring to and can appreciate its value as what it is, an illusion. An Oscar winning actress performance! Others cannot relate to it or see the point at all, as part of the industry we participate in. There is no rights or wrongs.  I think this only reflects on the richness and variety of what it's possible to find out there!

Maybe, the HME is more like having provided an oscar winning performance of sorts.  Very few actresses can win an oscar for their performance.  In my book, on this date, this lady won hers

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SoftlySarah874 reads

Never underestimate the role of the supporting actor. ;) That kind of performance is impossible without some mutual chemistry. :)

Posted By: dainquisitor
Ladies and gents,  
   
 Thanks everyone for such a colorful and rich set of responses!!  
   
 These definitely look like an statistical representation of the different opinions out there.  A few people can understand what kind of experience I am referring to and can appreciate its value as what it is, an illusion. An Oscar winning actress performance! Others cannot relate to it or see the point at all, as part of the industry we participate in. There is no rights or wrongs.  I think this only reflects on the richness and variety of what it's possible to find out there!  
   
 Maybe, the HME is more like having provided an oscar winning performance of sorts.  Very few actresses can win an oscar for their performance.  In my book, on this date, this lady won hers!  
 

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