Thanks Cat.
It's still on my list one day...but not this time. I've gotten screened and appointment set up with a lovely Vegas lady with some great reviews. I'll be adding my own review when I get back.
Posted By: herbtcat
Re: Too much money, not enough honey.
I'll agree with the above comments. Not really worth it, especially if you have fairly well-developed monger chops and can find local escorts.
BUT: If you must go - to check it off your bucket list or some other reason - then here are some tips (no pun intended) to optimize your experience.
1. Go as a "local." Locals can sometimes get lower rates, or at least have an easier time negotiating lower rates. How? Don't take a taxi there. Don't use the "free limo service" that will pick you up at your hotel. Instead use a rental car, preferably with NV plates and without a rental co sticker. Rent a more upscale car than usual as well. When asked where you are from, use a somewhat local area like Henderson or Paradise. And tell her you've been to other local brothels as well - a while ago.
2. Don't select from the Line Up of providers when you fist walk in. Instead, politely decline and tell them you want to get a drink at the bar. Then let them come to you and you can spend a few minutes getting to know them. You are not obligated to pick anyone, or even have a "party" (what they call having sex). In general, look for newbies... they may be more flexible on rates as they are still learning the ropes and want to get parties booked to show management they can produce. But the trade off here is you may not get the skills that an experienced provider brings.
3. Everything is negotiable! Read up on how to negotiate from sales skills blogs on the web or threads in the Erotic Highway board (it's mostly about Sugar Babies, but the same skills apply). She may want $1,000 for a CBJ, CFS, and CHJ finish. But you may be able to talk that down to something better - though it will still seem expensive.
4. Everything is covered. Everything is covered. Everything is covered. Don't even ask for bare anything or risk being not only declined but ejected if you are a jerk about it.
5. Be prepared for a clinical inspection of your junk by your chosen provider. It's unavoidable - deal with it.
6. Follow your menu choices, don't ask for more after you start. If you try to add on something, expect to be charged A LOT for it.
7. You are probably on camera. They don't talk about it, and I've never heard of them exploiting any customers. But they are always monitoring for the safety of their workers. They will not hesitate to bust open the door and "explain" to you in the most violent manner possible that they will not tolerate abuse or even excessive aggression of their providers.
For me, I did it once in a brothel near Lake Tahoe in 2008. Found a sweet 18 year old brunette that agreed to $250 for BJ, after talking her down from $750. It was not worth it. She faced away from me, used what felt like 4 condoms on me and after 10 minutes told me she was done and offered to finish me by hand - with the condom still on.
I could have used the same cash, without the 30 minute drive, to go with a provider in town who would've rocked my world.
Still, if you decide to go through with it, I'd appreciate your feedback either here or in a review.
Life is good
The Cat