Set your cell phone to ring at the end of the scheduled appointment.   It totally destroys the fantasy that this has been a great time with a lady and rudely drags you back to the reality of what it was.

is when the provider's SO calls to indicate the session time is up and if she doesn't respond in 5 minutes he calls again to tell the client to leave. That was the last time he knew that I had any contact with his woman.

It is really the hobbiest who needs to be respectful and keep track of the tie that they have contracted to be together.  My best freinds do that and more...no need for awkward issues like you speak of.

Put together a playlist of your music on your phone which lasts for an hour, or two if that's the case and when the music ends, so does the date. Th nice thing about this is you can place a song on the list at about the :45 or 1:45 mark and gives you a :15 warning in case you want to ensure you get that last bbbj in before leaving.

Many gals have a very sensible and pleasing way of knowing when time is up by playing a music tape where they know from the song coming on that time is up.

a lady who i see, who is so under the radar that she's under the sonar, has such a wonderful line to let me know time is up...

Just kidding....some guys like more "fantasy" than  others..I set an alarm  with the phone in another room. I can just hear it so it is not such a jolt into reality out of the illusion for the john. It is set about 10 minutes before scheduled time so we can finish and he can grab a shower should he want one.  

everyone's experience in the hobby is diff. She might have been thru enough clients who just "wont leave". so that she decided to do the phone ringing thing to bring them back to reality.  

After I have heard the alarm go off...a subtle musical alarm, don't want to the guy to have a heart attack as then I have to get rid of the body...yes I am joking. It helps get hm moving and the fact that I am dressing kinda gives him the hint to.

That's why I don't see them but a lot of johns love being kicked out exactly when the 60 minutes is over.

you sound great, truly subtle and classy, like my atf.

If that serves (successfully) as a hint for you to go, then you're actually in the minority.

Stop seeing the one hour prostitutes.  

I'm sure she's also an Ivy league grad and world traveler.

a gal who looked at the clock and said:

You contract for a certain amount of time, and we are adults, aren't we, so when that time is up, say so.  
Remember, this is a business.
Ladies:
 "Well, I need to get going, as I have other things to attend to."
or just say, our time is up, unless you are looking to contract for more time.

sorry your clients are dense.  i find it a beautiful and nuanced way to wrap things up without sounding like you're tossing me out on my butt.

didn't think it was original, just gracious.

you've mistaken me for someone who gives a fuck what you think

(Assuming the client hasn't gone to shower or dress and  I don't have much extra time/OTC) takes the following schedule:

How about one that looks at the time, has nothing to say, fucks in only one position and the laugh is sooooo fake you want to punch her in the face. *Happy Thoughts Roxanne*  *Happy thoughts*  

are the ones that look at the time for you. In my experience most men need to be kicked out. Of course i would never, but it's just plain rude that you know what time it is and you need me to escort you out. When I provide, my favorites are the ones that keep track of time that is a sign of respect for me and it's a recipe for next time for me to be more lenient with him. When I'm on the other side speaking as a hobbyist I always keep track of time, I look at the clock, I make sure I respect the lady's time, so if she had someone call her at the end of the session do you think perhaps you overstayed your welcome? My guys usually get 55mins and 5 minutes to shower and prep. It honestly bothers me that we have a set time for 8 and you want to end the session at 9:01 not counting the getting ready and taking a shower which means you will be out by 9:15-9:20. Just my thought. Gents should always remember to leave on time, perhaps if you were already dressed by the time the phone rang you would have not been so upset. (with all due respect)

Have to strongly disagree as I offer one hour, stop booking an hour and expecting 2 to 3hrs when you just booked one. You need 15 to 30mins to get dressed well maybe book longer. It's not that I don't care or that other providers don't care a lot of use have  

weekend?  Yep!  

starting overstaying (for free, not even a tip) by 15-30mins. After that I just learned. Whoever likes it does and who doesn't all well book longer. Everyone is grown why should you be kicked out.

if he's the one checking the time I tell him "Am I looking at the time" they blush and always say "no" then I say "then why should you and grab their wrist and..." *sighs*

Wow that's the stupidest thing I have read all week Jack

they should have a TER award for statements like that. Maybe I should start giving out coupons for percentage off my sessions for the stupidest things i hear or read on here I would probably have ppl lined up throw the door.

Hotel phone rang. They are waiting for her to get her facial. She forgot we started 15 minutes late because she was not ready. Funny how the call came at the exact time

You are a gentleman so to you that makes sense, it makes sense to me too. The problem with most men are that you can not be straight forward with them because they feel offended. I wish it were that easy. I say something like that and they will leave a review (at this point I'm far beyond caring) saying that they felt rushed out. What they forget to mention in the review is that they were already there for an addition off the clock 20mins. You tell them that and they go home crying saying you mistreated them or that they felt it was business like. That my kind sir is the problem with some if not most dates. When a man respects my time I always surprise him if I'm able to do so when he doesn't then that's fine I think about seeing not twice 3x if he chooses to book again.

I usually set the alarm on my phone, before walking into the incall, then I put the phone on airplane mode, so I won't get calls or texts while "busy" but the alarm will go off at the end of my time.  It doesn't sound like an alarm. Sounds like I'm getting a call or text, but I know it's time to leave. I'm the clock watcher in my sessions. Some of these gals are great timekeepers and some are not. I don't want to ever overstay my welcome. If the lady tells me not to rush off, stick around etc., I'm all for it, and yes I have gone overtime (at her request) and have had OTC dinner, lunch or drinks, or just hanging out etc., but I'm not going to push it.

I don't like clock watchers.

Just ask anyone here.

You know when we're together we lose all track of time...LOL.

"Fantasy" suggest that one loses complete touch of reality for that period of time.  I believe you should be "in the moment" and enjoy it to the fullest but never lose touch with the reality of situation.  And the reality of the situation is there's a strict time limit.  If someone's alarm snaps you back to reality, then don't let that ruin the entire experience that occurred the last 59 minutes.

They are really hard to remove , ya might need bleach and you never want to see it again.

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I'm glad you don't care.  

Have to have a plan a and b in place to get them out. If they were not so rude and cheap they would leave when the time is up and not make a hooker lie and bullshit to get them out.

Maybe read a post entirely prior to going into diarrhea mode posting.

They clean the more important things in the food chain. He might follow you around lapping up your scraps.

Two minutes before the exact end of the session (to the second, based on the time I walked in the door) she told me I had better hurry up [and shoot, if I was going to].  When the time was up [to the exact second] there was no alarm sound but she pushed me away, put on her clothes, sat at the desk, lit a cigarette, stared at me, ordered me to put on my clothes and leave.

and put her robe on. Perhaps she had the music set to play a certain song when the time was up?

I should have been more clear.

as long as it's fair.  i once was on a 2 1/2 hour session with a lady (which started with a mandatory half hour in the hotel bar) when said to me after a few sexy fun times, "so do you want to take a shower before you go?"

I have noted the play lists in various genres...  she clearly had timed them.  Once our play times were over she was generous with her time.    
Another, had a small travel clock...  could not see the bed side clock from where we were.  Eventually I noticed that it was moved into what ever room we plaid in.  But I never caught her looking at it & was not a clock watcher.  
Some gals have just learned a good sense of time.  
I've had the BF or sister coming home pulled on me (early on)...    

Maybe try not to think of a "session" that "drags you back" from anything. Why not just go into your date with a lovely lady as simply that...a great date. A sexually driven hot brief encounter between 2 strangers lol. Maybe then you won't be so disappointed when the clock strikes midnight and its over, chiming loudly, or not.  

remora remerrier!

I negotiate and give OTC time! And If you buy me dinner, you can pay for my dinner, but don't have to pay for my time!

Hookers should not  book long appointments if they can't or don't want to deal with them. Mind you PJ you might have worn her lady parts out. Just sayin...even so you are entitled to your full paid for time.

And I love the reversal of the name...ladies let's start calling those tricks who won't leave on time lot lizards. Love it!

Maybe karma will catch up with you too.

but when she says "Thank you for coming (cumming?)," I take the cue and kiss her goodbye.

i've had many dates end with a phone alarm or a phone ringing.

that headline doesn't even make sense, let alone a joke.

and anyway the girl soon got out of the business... it was pretty obvious she wasn't into it completely.  i would think something like this needs your full commitment if you want to do it well.

Recognized her mugshot which had her real name which led me to Facebook which is where the real sad stories come out:  dirt poor, children taken away, new man in her life looks no better than the first two husbands.

You did say she was giving you the boot at the end of the appointment. That means at that point (which was the amount of time she had agreed to), you were neither leaving nor even getting ready to leave.  A disrespect for her time was rude as well, no? Especially if it was a short appointment. She's a clock-watcher.  So, you got to write about it in the review.  

Most of my appointments end pleasantly but this thread reminded me of that particular rude woman.  What a different way to say goodbye vs another woman that could not stop kissing me as I was trying to leave.  This "other" woman continued kissing as I was trying to get dressed.  After I put on my pants she unzipped me just to kiss Mr Happy goodbye one last time...and then kept kissing me out the door.  Would love to have more appointments end this way