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spencerhogs 18 Reviews 1403 reads
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What are some celebrities you wish secretly provided? I'll start...

Mine are REALLY unconventional. If you know any provider doppelgangers, pretty please let me know!!

Jenna Marbles from YouTube.

Alison Brie (Mad Men, Community)

Iliza Schleszinger (however the hell you spell it)

Kat Dennings

I guess I like funny or quirky chicks?

sasha2cute See my TER Reviews 347 reads
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Mila kunis or Mila Jovovich. I'd do them in a New York minute.

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some-guy 6 Reviews 267 reads
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+1 on Alison Brie. She's adorable. -eom-


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BigPeterJohnson 38 Reviews 320 reads
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+ 1 to both of those, but...

my usual quip about expensive providers is "at these prices i want to be f*cking jennifer lawrence!!"

FatVern 353 reads
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5 / 52
So far the list looks good...

I could care less if celebs were providers, but one lady I'd like to stick my dick in is Molly Ephiram(last man standing) she always looks incredibly hot on that show.

Posted By: spencerhogs
Mine are REALLY unconventional. If you know any provider doppelgangers, pretty please let me know!!  
   
 Jenna Marbles from YouTube.  
   
 Alison Brie (Mad Men, Community)  
   
 Iliza Schleszinger (however the hell you spell it)  
   
 Kat Dennings  
   
 I guess I like funny or quirky chicks?

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 371 reads
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Jennifer have you lost ur marbles?

Have you ever seen her without her make up?
She looks like an ugly boy.  
Seriously, she has a video out of her sans makeup.  
It's pretty gross.  

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Zangari 453 reads
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Winner = Ariana Grande


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Adrienne Baptiste See my TER Reviews 281 reads
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Anderson Cooper

But unfortunately, he is gay . . .

Related Link: Adrienne Baptiste

Squeezetheorem 273 reads
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Monica Bellucci and Nathalie Emmanuel eom


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nothrofboston 24 Reviews 290 reads
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Re: Anderson Cooper

You're pretty hottt bade, he still might bang you?

nothrofboston 24 Reviews 254 reads
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Charlize Theron, as well as others too numerous ... e


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2236707 3 Reviews 257 reads
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Donald Trump


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Fancy8888 See my TER Reviews 266 reads
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Re: Charlize Theron, as well as others too numerous ... e

Charlies Theron is HOT :)

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hardknocks6 37 Reviews 245 reads
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My apologies to the numerous ageists on this board, but Helen Mirren...(e)


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nothrofboston 24 Reviews 230 reads
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What year? ... what's an ageist? JK! eom



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nothrofboston 24 Reviews 248 reads
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Both look hottest ... (to me)

with dark reddish brown hair ... would you agree

lopaw 29 Reviews 370 reads
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Amber Heard & Olivia Wilde. Yum. -e-



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MasterZen 34 Reviews 289 reads
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Where to start? Could be a long list (horndog alert)...

Mila Kunis
Jessica Alba
Emma Stone
Alexis Bledel
Isla Fisher
Gemma Arterton
Penelope Cruz
Megan Fox

 
Dammit.... too many to possibly list.

TectorGorch 17 Reviews 234 reads
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Emmanuelle Beart, Wynona Rider, Jeanne Crain and

Maria Ozawa, Annette Haven, Desiree Cousteau, and about a zillion others. And half of the news readers on Messican TV. And Sharon Tay. And.........

Adrienne Baptiste See my TER Reviews 254 reads
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Re: Anderson Cooper

Thanks babe!  

I have a feeling he would like greek or strap-on though . . . two things I very much love! Hehe.
Related Link: Adrienne Baptiste

AllisonWest See my TER Reviews 257 reads
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Oh mannnn. This is such a FUN QUESTION!

Definitely Scarlett Johansson!!! Babe for days.  

& Joe Manganiello  

 
*swoons*

wolverine3647 66 Reviews 270 reads
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Jennifer Aniston is top of list.

Halle Berry
Salma Hayek
Mila Kunis
Jennifer Connelly
Gabrielle Union
Jennifer Love Hewitt

wolverine3647 66 Reviews 242 reads
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Re: My apologies to the numerous ageists on this board, but Helen Mirren...(e)

Helen Mirren is a babe!

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 275 reads
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One day I may be a celebrity, so you may want to book asap!

Kidding, but John Mayer. Definitely.

P.S. I'm currently interviewing for the most eligible supporter to launch my career. I can put him in my list of "thank you's" at the grammy's.

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Parforme 292 reads
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Celebrity Providers

Samantha Ponder  (College Game Day football pre-game show)

Wendy Nix (ESPN) - she just looks like she has a really naughty streak

Julie Bowen

However, if I could have only one choice, I'd pick Diane Lane

InspectorMorse 212 Reviews 270 reads
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26 / 52
One of my favorite topics...

My number one answer: Lilly Adams.

OK, there really is no actual person named Lilly Adams, she is the character in the commercials for A.T. & T. cell phone service, the woman who works at the A.T. & T. store.

They've even done a few commercials showing her from behind. What an butt!      

And this isn't new.  I wanted to do her the first time I ever saw one of her commercials.

LasVegan 243 reads
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Lopaw EOM


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TectorGorch 17 Reviews 212 reads
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Hell yeah, IM!

She's already got a huge creepy cult on You Tube, name is Malena SomethingOrOther.......  She can be my zillion + 1...

liqq63 19 Reviews 278 reads
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Great topic!

In no particular order, some of my favorite hot celebrity women:  

Marisa Tomei
Jennifer Carpenter
Evan Rachel Wood
Gweneth Paltrow
Elizabeth Banks
Robin Wright
Chloe Sivigny
Mary-Louise Parker
Michelle Monaghan
Charlize Theron

bdb6 24 Reviews 254 reads
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Sofia Vergara (e)


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spencerhogs 18 Reviews 323 reads
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Digging for the least possible flattering picture of her...

doesn't go very far to boost your point, considering that there are so many better ones.

TheKarateKid 7 Reviews 294 reads
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My top picks...

My top picks...

Billie Piper
Kaley Cuoco
Jessica Alba
Sophia Vergara
Pornstar - Asa Akir

nothrofboston 24 Reviews 244 reads
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Blackmail him ...

if you're that hot for him. Make him bang you good before his turn? BTW ... or?

BigPeterJohnson 38 Reviews 234 reads
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in the same vein, blythe danner and diana muldaur

cheryl tieg and joan allen

hey mikey 8 Reviews 219 reads
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Yum, indeed!


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hey mikey 8 Reviews 246 reads
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Blake Lively, Margot Robbie, Amber Heard

In any order

hardknocks6 37 Reviews 213 reads
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Re: What year? ... what's an ageist? JK! eom

Any year, but she's certainly very hot right now.  I was thinking about, oh say, tonight.....

hardknocks6 37 Reviews 319 reads
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+1 (except I have a penis, so she'd have to really fake it) and, of course our very own H&T....


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russbbj 89 Reviews 239 reads
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hmmm

Madeline Stowe

Joan Severance (I'd drag my balls over 12 miles of broken beer bottles just to lay where she pissed last)

Robin Meade (oh hell yes!)

Mila Kunis

Adriana Grande

Amanda Heard

J Lo

Katie Krush (oh hell she's a provider, just can't get my ass out to the west coast yet to see this fucking hottie, yet)

russbbj 89 Reviews 227 reads
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I might pay you to watch you fuck Mila Kunis... hell ain't no might about that...eom


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russbbj 89 Reviews 228 reads
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Ariana Grande oh hell yeah!!!! eom


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russbbj 89 Reviews 234 reads
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I've said this many times before

I really like your taste in women!!!!!!!!

We really must meet some day, to discuss... lol

Pussy good, p...p...pussy real good

russbbj 89 Reviews 204 reads
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Really like your list, surprised I missed Jennifer Connelly and Jennifer Love Hewitt...eom


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russbbj 89 Reviews 232 reads
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Oh hell yes

I've cum on her face many times, in my fantasy

She's really funny too, check out "let's talk about something more interesting" on youtube

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keystonekid 114 Reviews 268 reads
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Erin Andrews, Maria Naratalova, and . . .

many (not Rhonda Rousey or the plus size model) of the current and former Sports Illustrated swimsuit models.

percy1969 250 reads
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Celebs

Jennifer Love Hewitt
Kate Upton
Kaley Cuoco
Côte de Pablo (Ziva on NCIS

donbecker54 19 Reviews 226 reads
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Rosie O'Donnell -e-


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LasVegan 219 reads
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Re: +1 (except I have a penis, so she'd have to really fake it) and, of course our very own H&T....

Maybe not..........maybe we could find a way to.........anyway.

Guess we would have to ask her.

FatVern 233 reads
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Re: Digging for the least possible flattering picture of her...

How do you pick your dates?

sdottaylor 19 Reviews 271 reads
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Celeb Providers

I'll keep my list to 5 cause if I had a list of every single celeb I wish was a provided, we'd run out of storage space  

1. Rachel Feinstein (comedian from the DC area. Saw her last month, didn't think she was funny but I think she's hot)

2. Aly Michalka (Peyton Charles from Izombie)

3. Diane Neal (Casey Novak from Law & Order. She does comedy as well, we both have the same birthdate and she's a redhead)

4. Nikki Glaser (another comedian. She's hot AND funny)

5. Riley Reid (porn star. I usually don't go for her type-she's skinny, but there's something about her that I find really hot. Saw her at a strip club once, lapdances were $150 but I hadn't jerked off in a couple of days so it's probably a good idea that I didn't get that dance)

some-guy 6 Reviews 226 reads
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Here here! -eom- :-)


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KL69069 51 Reviews 271 reads
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Re: Celebrity Providers

I'm with you on both Sam Ponder and Diane Lane.

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