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I could care less if celebs were providers, but one lady I'd like to stick my dick in is Molly Ephiram(last man standing) she always looks incredibly hot on that show.

Have you ever seen her without her make up?
She looks like an ugly boy.  
Seriously, she has a video out of her sans makeup.  
It's pretty gross.  

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But unfortunately, he is gay . . .

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Where to start? Could be a long list (horndog alert)...

Mila Kunis
Jessica Alba
Emma Stone
Alexis Bledel
Isla Fisher
Gemma Arterton
Penelope Cruz
Megan Fox

 
Dammit.... too many to possibly list.

Maria Ozawa, Annette Haven, Desiree Cousteau, and about a zillion others. And half of the news readers on Messican TV. And Sharon Tay. And.........

Oh mannnn. This is such a FUN QUESTION!

Definitely Scarlett Johansson!!! Babe for days.  

& Joe Manganiello  

 
*swoons*

Halle Berry
Salma Hayek
Mila Kunis
Jennifer Connelly
Gabrielle Union
Jennifer Love Hewitt

Kidding, but John Mayer. Definitely.

P.S. I'm currently interviewing for the most eligible supporter to launch my career. I can put him in my list of "thank you's" at the grammy's.

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Samantha Ponder  (College Game Day football pre-game show)

Wendy Nix (ESPN) - she just looks like she has a really naughty streak

Julie Bowen

However, if I could have only one choice, I'd pick Diane Lane

My number one answer: Lilly Adams.

OK, there really is no actual person named Lilly Adams, she is the character in the commercials for A.T. & T. cell phone service, the woman who works at the A.T. & T. store.

They've even done a few commercials showing her from behind. What an butt!      

And this isn't new.  I wanted to do her the first time I ever saw one of her commercials.

In no particular order, some of my favorite hot celebrity women:  

Marisa Tomei
Jennifer Carpenter
Evan Rachel Wood
Gweneth Paltrow
Elizabeth Banks
Robin Wright
Chloe Sivigny
Mary-Louise Parker
Michelle Monaghan
Charlize Theron

My top picks...

Billie Piper
Kaley Cuoco
Jessica Alba
Sophia Vergara
Pornstar - Asa Akir

In any order

Madeline Stowe

Joan Severance (I'd drag my balls over 12 miles of broken beer bottles just to lay where she pissed last)

Robin Meade (oh hell yes!)

Mila Kunis

Adriana Grande

Amanda Heard

J Lo

Katie Krush (oh hell she's a provider, just can't get my ass out to the west coast yet to see this fucking hottie, yet)

many (not Rhonda Rousey or the plus size model) of the current and former Sports Illustrated swimsuit models.

Jennifer Love Hewitt
Kate Upton
Kaley Cuoco
Côte de Pablo (Ziva on NCIS

I'll keep my list to 5 cause if I had a list of every single celeb I wish was a provided, we'd run out of storage space  

1. Rachel Feinstein (comedian from the DC area. Saw her last month, didn't think she was funny but I think she's hot)

2. Aly Michalka (Peyton Charles from Izombie)

3. Diane Neal (Casey Novak from Law & Order. She does comedy as well, we both have the same birthdate and she's a redhead)

4. Nikki Glaser (another comedian. She's hot AND funny)

5. Riley Reid (porn star. I usually don't go for her type-she's skinny, but there's something about her that I find really hot. Saw her at a strip club once, lapdances were $150 but I hadn't jerked off in a couple of days so it's probably a good idea that I didn't get that dance)