I had an early morning session this morning with a pyt and in our pre-session communication, she tells me she is bringing a whole bag of toys and gizmos and what not. Good for her.

I have to give her high marks for innovation though

Like you, I do enjoy PYTs. I'll give them credit for using their imagination in ways that I hadn't seen or heard before.

If MacGyver did porn.

The dog and cat toys are highly adaptable AND chewable plus they sell some really sexy costumes.

That idea would actually cost me money.

are you referring to the toilet paper thingy or the young hookers? LOL

under the lady's name.

Sounds like the provider survivor series!

I damn near fell out of my chair and pulled a stomach muscle laughing so hard. Awesome post. So funny. Made my day. (Now I cannot get the visual out of my head)

Who am I to say no? I used a revolver, one that had a rounded front sight so it wouldn't snag tissue. I removed the cylinder so there was no chance of it firing. I cleaned it with everything from cleaning fluids to isopropyl alcohol, but I'm sure it wasn't hygienic.  

Note to all:  

Have you gotten it out of your ass yet?

Now scoot along as I know you have another 10/10 review to write.

Only if she's a porn star.

Ha!

I remember a pot, head was hanging off the bed, me deep in her neck. She flinched at first plunge, awine bottle in her ass and asked what it was. I showed her and she said you can continue .... more than the neck, less than the whole btl. smh

I would have lubed your fingers up and used them as a toy...

did you stick it in her cleavage and play Russian roulette?