I had an early morning session this morning with a pyt and in our pre-session communication, she tells me she is bringing a whole bag of toys and gizmos and what not. Good for her.
No, I don't mind playing with them but I could care less really. So we get done round one and I ask her to see her back of tricks and she tells me she forgot it but she can improvise. I was like wtf?
She goes in the bathroom and takes the dildo looking springy thing that keeps the toilet paper roll in place and begins to slam it in her cooter back and forth. I shit you not.
Yes, yes, yes...she disinfected it, defoliated it, killed the bacteria that has been plaguing Chipotle for months and may have even rid it of radon for all I know but damn if she didn't slam that thing in there with it.
Is this just a young hooker thing? Do you johns and older gals improvise like this at all?
Shit never ceases to amaze me in this little world of ours.
I remember a pot, head was hanging off the bed, me deep in her neck. She flinched at first plunge, awine bottle in her ass and asked what it was. I showed her and she said you can continue .... more than the neck, less than the whole btl. smh
Posted By: AHappyCamper
Like you, I do enjoy PYTs. I'll give them credit for using their imagination in ways that I hadn't seen or heard before.
I damn near fell out of my chair and pulled a stomach muscle laughing so hard. Awesome post. So funny. Made my day. (Now I cannot get the visual out of my head)
Who am I to say no? I used a revolver, one that had a rounded front sight so it wouldn't snag tissue. I removed the cylinder so there was no chance of it firing. I cleaned it with everything from cleaning fluids to isopropyl alcohol, but I'm sure it wasn't hygienic.
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