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JackDunphy 415 reads
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NO, I didn't keep it and NO I cant mail it to you to lick off of it.

JackDunphy2084 reads

I had an early morning session this morning with a pyt and in our pre-session communication, she tells me she is bringing a whole bag of toys and gizmos and what not. Good for her.

No, I don't mind playing with them but I could care less really. So we get done round one and I ask her to see her back of tricks and she tells me she forgot it but she can improvise. I was like wtf?

She goes in the bathroom and takes the dildo looking springy thing that keeps the toilet paper roll in place and begins to slam it in her cooter back and forth. I shit you not.

Yes, yes, yes...she disinfected it, defoliated it, killed the bacteria that has been plaguing Chipotle for months and may have even rid it of radon for all I know but damn if she didn't slam that thing in there with it.

Is this just a young hooker thing? Do you johns and older gals improvise like this at all?

Shit never ceases to amaze me in this little world of ours.

I really thought I'd seen everything. LOL

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mrfisher540 reads

I have to give her high marks for innovation though

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AHappyCamper540 reads

Like you, I do enjoy PYTs. I'll give them credit for using their imagination in ways that I hadn't seen or heard before.

What you describe takes it to another level.

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nothrofboston309 reads

I remember a pot, head was hanging off the bed, me deep in her neck. She flinched at first plunge, awine bottle in her ass and asked what it was. I showed her and she said you can continue .... more than the neck, less than the whole btl. smh

 

Posted By: AHappyCamper
Like you, I do enjoy PYTs. I'll give them credit for using their imagination in ways that I hadn't seen or heard before.  
   
 What you describe takes it to another level.

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rrasha88578 reads

If MacGyver did porn.

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2236707500 reads

The dog and cat toys are highly adaptable AND chewable plus they sell some really sexy costumes.

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JackDunphy414 reads

That idea would actually cost me money.

Plus the hookers can write it off. Woof!

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2236707319 reads

under the lady's name.

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vantheman666296 reads

Only if she's a porn star.

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JackDunphy469 reads

are you referring to the toilet paper thingy or the young hookers? LOL

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ilarasantos408 reads

Sounds like the provider survivor series!

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oldredhead334 reads

I damn near fell out of my chair and pulled a stomach muscle laughing so hard. Awesome post. So funny. Made my day. (Now I cannot get the visual out of my head)

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donbecker54474 reads

Who am I to say no? I used a revolver, one that had a rounded front sight so it wouldn't snag tissue. I removed the cylinder so there was no chance of it firing. I cleaned it with everything from cleaning fluids to isopropyl alcohol, but I'm sure it wasn't hygienic.  

This was when she was in her early 20's.

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earthshined236 reads

did you stick it in her cleavage and play Russian roulette?

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JackDunphy416 reads

Note to all:  

NO, I didn't keep it and NO I cant mail it to you to lick off of it.

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tankbinding464 reads

Have you gotten it out of your ass yet?

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JackDunphy371 reads

Now scoot along as I know you have another 10/10 review to write.

Don't you love it when a hooker is THAT perfect? Me too. :)

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tankbinding394 reads

Ha!

THAT's why I did the review. You should try her out - the experience would probably reduce your future board  

posts by 50%...

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CriselLeona486 reads

I would have lubed your fingers up and used them as a toy...

find me in Chicago ;p

Related Link: http://www.roomservice2000.com/roomservice-listing.tpl?id=crisel-leona-1

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